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  • Mucilage is, um, dangerous territory.

  • And I would think any adhesive product...

  • would have a warning right on the... on the tube.

  • I thought it was, uh, uh, lubricant.

  • Okay, I was trying to use lubricant.

  • Oh.

  • Oh.

  • Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home?

  • Excuse me?

  • Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.

  • [Sarcastically] Oh, well, we're sorry.

  • But you see, my son couldn't leave it at home...

  • because he's having a bit of a medical emergency.

  • That's right. Thanks, Dad.

  • Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid,

  • is, uh, not a priority, lady.

  • Dad... Okay? It's at the bottom of the totem pole.

  • Okay?

  • [Whispering] Thank you, Dad. Okay.

  • My son... is sitting here right now...

  • with his hand glued to his penis.

  • But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it?

  • Because you don't have a penis.

  • Or maybe you do! Dad...

  • Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ow!

  • You know, it just bugs me when-when-when people speak before they think.

  • You know, they speak...

  • How you doin', son? Ah. I've been better.

  • [Dad] Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim.

  • Good job, Doctor.

  • The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days.

  • The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days.

  • Eight or... Eight or nine...

  • Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.

  • Oh. Oh.

  • Doctor, my-my son has a party in seven days,

  • and there's a young lady coming...

  • that he's been waiting to...

  • he's been waiting to get with.

  • I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party.

  • Oh, yes, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying.

  • But if his pants...

  • decide to come off during the party,

  • could he have full use of his,

  • um, penis?

  • Okay.

  • This should shave a couple of days off.

  • Oh, good.

  • Thank you, Doctor.

  • Jim,

  • that's good news.

  • This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on.

  • Little chilly out there.

Mucilage is, um, dangerous territory.


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