Name: 狗狗品種反應主人個性：什麼樣的人養什麼樣的狗？ (What Dog Breeds Say About Their Owners)
Uploaded: 2017-01-30T12:19:57.000Z
Duration: 3 min 34 s

- You know how they say dogs and their owners resemble each other?

你知道據說寵物狗會和自己的主人有點相像嗎？

第二類條件句型

- If I saw a girl with a weird/funky looking dog

如果我看到有個女孩牽著一隻長相奇怪(或奇特)的狗

I'm automatically assuming she has a huge heart.

- A guy with a Pitbull is definitely good in bed.

養鬥牛犬的男人，床上功夫肯定了得

- Girls with Golden Retrievers have a lot of patience.

- They've already been married for 15 years since high school.

兩人從高中開始交往，到現在已結褵十五年了

are either family dogs or sugar daddy dogs.

不是有小孩的家庭養的狗，就是有乾爹的女孩養的狗

- I would want to date a man who had a lab.

我想要跟養拉不拉多的男人交往(譯註：lab為簡稱)

穩定、值得信賴的好女孩、讓人安心

in my entire life who have had Australian Shepherd dogs.

- Yeah, a girl with a Australian Shepherd is super cool.

嗯，養澳洲牧羊犬的女生真的很酷

- Sweet and kind, but they will take care of you if there is danger.

體貼善良，遇到麻煩時，絕對會幫助妳

- You have to have a sense of humor about yourself--

and clean the (beeping) out of it's face folds.

想把牠皺成一團的....(消音)的臉弄平

- Anyone who has a Pug, I'm like, I don't know.

養巴哥犬的人，嗯，我真的不知道該怎麼說

- Men that own Pugs or Basset Hounds are stoners.

養巴哥犬或巴吉度獵犬(譯註：俗稱短腿獵犬)的男人都是癮君子

- Girls with Corgis are kind of like, spacey.

養柯基的女生，很像都有點迷迷糊糊的

You know, they'll forget that they even have a dog.

你懂的，有時甚至會忘記自己養了條狗

所以你應該有很複雜的男女關係

Might be down to hang in with you on the weekend.

可能不太願意周末和你出去喝酒

- She's not worried about what people think.

if you have a Boston Terrier you're very clean.

- I definitely want a man with a Bulldog.

-良好經濟基礎       -牠們還會搖尾巴

- I think girls with really big dogs are lonely.

我覺得養著大狗的女生應該都很寂寞

- I'm expecting she's gonna be pretty tough, pretty strong.

我覺得她應該是很難相處、很強勢

因為大狗無形中透露出你仍單身

But then too big of dogs, and I feel like

- I think tiny dogs are a really good replacement for dolls.

我覺得小型狗就像是洋娃娃的替代品

- If I see a girl with a Chihuahua I feel like chances are

如果我看見一個女孩牽著吉娃娃，我覺得十之八九

she's probably gonna be high maintenance.

And I assume that the owner also has a (bleep) attitude.

- If you just generally seem like a bad person

then the worst thing you can do as a girl

那身為女生，妳所能做盡最壞的事就是

她應該有把刷子，不知道藏在哪裡

before she gets out of the car just to meet you for coffee.

在她準備要下車，和你在咖啡店碰面前

It's like absolutely wearing a ring on your finger.

- Straight up, I don't trust women with Pit Bulls.

一切貨真價實，我完全不相信養鬥牛犬的女人

Or, it'll say, "I'm holding this to kill you".

或像是表態：「我準備好要殺死你了。」

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