One time someone took a s**t, rubbed it all over a blank disc, put it into a CD player and out came the first Brad Paisley album.

有次某人拉了坨屎，抹在一張空白的唱片上並放進光碟機裡，第一張 Brad Paisley 的專輯就誕生了。

Some of my best friends are black, but Darrius Rucker sucks ass.

有些我最好的朋友都是黑人，但是 Darrius Rucker 的歌真的爛透了。

Tim McGraw's new song is more embarrassing than your mom finding your penis pump.

Tim McGraw 的新歌比你媽發現你的飛機杯還尷尬！

Reginald, you need to move out, man.

Reginald，老兄搬出去吧。

If @bretteldredge ever gets arrested, it'll be because he's doing something dumb in Walmart.

如果 Brett Eldredge 被逮捕了，一定是因為他在 Walmart (美式賣場) 做了蠢事。

Fair, fair, fair statement.

有道理、挺有道理的。

Why does Kacey Musgraves look like the house band at Chili's?

為什麼 Kacey Musgraves 看起來像在美式餐廳 Chili's 駐唱的樂團？

Marijuana works wonders. Just look at Willie Nelson. Bastard is still alive and won't die.

大麻很神奇，看看 Willie Nelson 就知道了。那個糟老頭依然活著，而且永遠不會死。

You got it, pal.

你答對了，夥伴！

I'm legitimately pissed off at the fact that Thomas Rhett is ugly. Like what're you doin man? Your voice and looks don't match.

Thomas Rhett 很醜的這個事實真的讓我很火大。你到底在幹嘛？你的聲音跟臉一點都不配。

Sorry?

抱歉？

Rascal Flatts please do us all a favor and stop making music. You are so awful. #sobad #spareus #soundofdeath

Rascal Flatts，可以幫我們一個忙嗎？不要再做音樂了，你們真爛。＃很糟 ＃饒恕我們 #死亡之聲

I would rather listen to the sound of my grandpa eating a nectarine for 3:30 then listen to a Florida Georgia Line song.

我寧願聽三分半我阿公吃桃子的聲音，也不要聽 Florida Georgia Line 的歌。

Jake Owen is a c**k sucking bitch.

Jake Owen 是 *&% 的賤人。

Went to Randy Houser show and was blown away by his huge voice AND how much looks like he's being f**cked by a gorilla on the high notes.

去了 Randy Houser 的秀，被他超大的嗓音跟飆高音時，看起來像被猩猩硬上的樣子嚇翻。

Gross. I just thought of Scotty McCreery.

噁，我剛想到 Scotty McCreery。

Sam hunt is the male version of Taylor swift. Except his songs suck....

Sam hunt 是男版泰勒絲，除了他的歌爛透了之外。

Dan and Shay are definitely butt buddies.

Dan 和 Shay 肯定是砲友。

Hunter Hayes is so tiny, he sleeps in a hot dog bun.

Hunter Hayes 超小隻，他都睡在熱狗麵包裡。

How did you know?

你怎麼知道？

@ChrisYoungMusic I hope you die in a f**king plane wreck you c**k sucking f**k.

@ChrisYoungMusic 我希望你死於飛機失事，你這個 %$#

Didn't really like da carrie underwood concert seem do dull it had no excitement brong bck da soccer team

真的很不喜歡 Carrie Underwood 的音樂會，很無聊也不刺激！*&# 足球隊！

I didn't know what he just said.

我真的不知道他在說什麼。

Little Big Town I would buy a ticket to one of your concerts just so I could punch each of you in the face.

Little Big Town 我會買你們演唱會的票，這樣我就可以揍你們每人一拳！

-Wow. -What? - We're living in a violent society! -You are mean.

- 哇。 - 什麼？ - 我們住在一個暴力的社會！- 你好壞。