Today is October 21, 2015

今天是2015年10月21日

It is the day, too, which Marty McFly and Doc. Brown travel and back to the future too.

也就是《回到未來2》中馬蒂麥佛萊和布朗博士穿越時空的那天

I remember when I first saw the movie,

我還記得第一次看這部電影時

and it was amaz... and you know, part of the fun was

真的很讓人驚艷...其中的樂趣之一就是

it was amazing what life might be like 30 years in the future.

這部電影當時呈現了30年後的世界樣貌

And now we're actually here in the future...

而現在我們已經來到電影設定的時間點...

Great Scott

我的老天啊！

Doc, where are we?

博士，我們到底在哪裡？

According to my calculations, it is the year 2015, Marty.

根據我的計算，這裏是2015年，馬蒂

The future!

也就是未來啊！

Well, 2015. That's heavy.

哇嗚！2015，代誌大條了

Now all these people must get here by flying cars.

這些人一定都是開飛行汽車來到這

Ah, no... You know what? We never figure out flying cars actually.

呃，不是...你知道嗎？其實我們一直沒有發明出飛行汽車

We never did figure that out.

我們就是沒辦法搞出來

- Oh... - Who are you?

-是喔... -你是誰？

I'm sorry. My name is Jimmy Kimmel. You time travel into the middle of my talk show.

抱歉，我是吉米金莫，你們時光旅行時恰好闖入了我的脫口秀

You have a talk show?

你有自己的脫口秀？

Yeah.

對

What happened to Johnny Carson?

那強尼卡森去哪了？

Oh.

噢

He passed, Johnny Carson passed away.

強尼卡森過世了

No!

不！

I did not know that.

我不知道這件事

Yeah, he did.

對，他去世了

I'm sorry you have to find out on TV.

很抱歉你們必須在電視上得知這項噩耗

It's...but it's was quite a while ago

雖然他已經走了好一段時間了

when he was older.

他當時已經很老了

TV, people are watching us on TV right now?

你說電視...觀眾正在電視上收看我們嗎？

Yeah, ah people are..

對，觀眾...

People are watching us on TV right now.

觀眾的確正透過電視收看這個節目

Oh but honestly, most people are probably watches on their phones on their toilets tomorrow.

但老實說，大部份的人應該是明天在馬桶上透過手機看我們

That's gross.

那也太噁了

It's better than it sound.

其實沒有聽起來這麼糟啦

Not so terrible.

那不是什麼那不是什麼壞事

It's really, actually, kind of fun.

其實還滿有趣的

So, you haven't invented flying cars yet?

所以你們還沒發明出飛行汽車？

No, we have not.

對，我們還沒

Yep.

對

We do at least have Hoverboard?

但你們至少有懸浮滑板吧？

They call them Hoverboards, but they are not really Hoverboards.

是有叫懸浮滑板的產品（Lexus今年推出的產品），但他不是真正的懸浮滑板

Yep.

對

Did you chip peace in the Middle East?

你們有實現中東地區的和平嗎？

Oh, no, no, no.

噢，沒有沒有沒有

Are the Cubs in the playoff?

芝加哥小熊有打進季後賽嗎？

Ya, they actually are.

這倒是有！

The cubs in the playoff, unless they got eliminated.

小熊隊有打進季後賽，除非他們之後被淘汰

And the Mets in the playoffs too, yeah.

紐約大都會隊也打進了季後賽

That sounds good, but if you don't mind me asking

那是不錯啦，但如果你不介意我問的話

What the hell have you guys been doing for 30 years?

你們過去30年到底都在忙啥小？

Oh, that see, 30 years...ah...

我想一下，過去30年...

Oh, ya know what, we invented this thing called "the cronut".

喔，我想到了，我們發明了一種叫做可拿滋(Cronutt)的東西

It's like part croissant, part donut and they put them together.

結合了可頌與多拿滋，兩種滋味融合為一

It's actually quite delicious.

其實滿好吃的

Really good.

真的很讚

I got it. You see it's very exciting.

我秀給你們看，真的炫到不行

Doc, it seems like 2015 kind of sucks.

博士，看來2015似乎有點鳥

Yes, apparently they have a lot of column cultural achievements of this area...

沒錯，顯然這個時代的科技與文化成就...

are no someone overwhelming.

都不怎麼出色

Smile.

笑一個

What is this?

這是什麼？

This is... I'm taking a selfie with you guys.

這是...我正在跟你們自拍

This is how we document important life events now.

這是我們紀錄重大事件的方式

Is this some sort portable telecommunication device?

這是某種可攜式的電信裝置嗎？

Well, no. Kind actually this is the best thing about the future.

呃，怎麼說，這其實是未來最棒的東西

It's called the smartphone.

他叫做智慧型手機

Great Scott!

我的老天啊

It's a tiny super computer.

這是台迷你超級電腦！

Yeah.

算是

This must allow... astrophysicists to triangulate complex equations.

這肯定能讓...天體物理學家進行複雜方程式的三角測量

Well, I guess it probably could do that,

呃，我猜它應該是可以辦到

but mainly we use it to send little smiley faces to each other,

但我們主要是用它來傳笑臉符號給彼此

pictures of eggplants, that sort of thing.

或是用來上傳茄子的照片之類的事

So, it not really what we use it for.

我們通常不是用在正事上

What's a Grindr?

Grindr（很受歡迎的同志交友軟體）是什麼？

Oh, that's... that's...nothing.

喔，那是...那沒什麼啦

That's nothing.

那沒什麼大不了的

That'll be ended it out.

這段會被剪掉

Can I get that?

可以把手機還我嗎？

Excuse me?

不好意思

- Excuse me, sirs? - Yes?

-不好意思，台上的個位 -是？

Ah... I know it sounds a little ridiculous,

我知道這聽起來有點荒謬

but you gonna..

但你們得...

Any problem?

有什麼問題嗎？

You gonna have to keep it down.

你們得小聲一點

You see, you're just too darn loud.

聽這，你們實在太吵了

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Huey Lewis is right.

休路易斯（在電影裡他批評馬蒂的樂團太吵了）說的對

We are too darn loud.

我們實在太吵了

And I... Huey Lewis is always right.

而我...休路易斯永遠是對的

If you just give me that phone, thank you very much.

如果你把手機還給我，感謝你

What happened to the clock tower?

鐘塔現在還在嗎？

Oh, the clock tower is...

噢，那個鐘塔...

Oh, that's been gone for a long time.

它很久之前就被拆了

They tore it down and built a Buffalo Wild Wings.

他們把它拆掉，蓋了一間「水牛城狂野雞翅」餐廳

What about Biff?

那畢夫呢？

Oh, Biff! You know what! Biff is here!

噢，畢夫嗎？畢夫也在現場！

Few months ago he lost his job,

他幾個月前失業

but he's working as a...

但他現在在我們這裡工作

He's working for us as our stage manager now.

他是我們的舞台總監

Hello, buttheads!

哈囉，豬頭們！（電影裡畢夫的口頭禪）

Hey, Biff!

嗨，畢夫

Not that Biff.

不是這個畢夫

It was that guy Biff in 1985 became a rich, evil, maniacal casino owner and ruined the world.

我說的是來自1985年的畢夫，後來開了賭場又毀了這個世界的有錢自大狂

Oh! Now I know who you're talking about.

喔！我知道你在說誰

That guy's running for president right now.

那傢伙（川普）現在正在競選美國總統

He's um... doing very well, I think.

他現在混得很不錯

Doc, I thought you said the future was kind of... good?

博士，你不是說未來還不錯嘛？

I did.

對，我是這麼說

I believe we may have inadvertently travelled into an alternate 2015

我想我們意外進入了另一個時空的2015年

where human evolution has been stopped stopped by superfluous technology.

在這裡，人類的進化因為過多不必要的科技而停滯

And Biff raises supreme

而且畢夫還在這個世界橫行霸道

He does.

沒錯

Sorry for disappointed.

抱歉讓你們失望了

Marty, I need you to stay here

馬蒂，我需要你留在這裡

while I'll travel back to 1985,

我要回到1985年

figure out where is all went wrong and repair the space-time continuum.

找出到底是哪裡出錯，然後修正時空的錯誤

All right.

好吧

Doctor.

博士

Doc?

博士？

You're not gonna take the car?

你不把車開走嗎？

Hey, can I ask one question before you go?

在你離開之前我可以問你一個問題嗎？

I know you're not supposed to tell people their future,

我知道你不該告訴別人他們的未來

but do you know how I'm going to die?

但是你知道我會怎麼死嗎？

Yes.

我知道

Would you tell me?

你能告訴我嗎？

- Next week. - Yeah.

-就在下禮拜 -然後？

A bunch of angry children tear you to shreds.

一群暴怒的小孩會把你碎屍萬段

Why?

為什麼？

When you tell their mothers to take away their Halloween candy.

因為你叫他們的媽媽拿走他們的萬聖節糖果

Thank you, doctor.

謝謝你，博士

Doc Brown, everybody.

各位觀眾，布朗博士

I'm dealing with a lot right now.

我現在有很多情緒要消化

That's really great to have you here, Marty.

非常開心你能夠來到這，馬蒂

We're going ad, when we come back, Michael Andrew Fox's gonna be with us.

廣告過後，米高福克斯將會來到現場

Teen Wolf!

《18歲之狼》的男主角！

Teen Wolf, that's right!

沒錯！

Teen Wolf.

就是狼人本人