字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 This hotel... Well this is what it describes itself as An Ultimate Healing that exceeds the sky of time is here. Exceeds the sky of time..?? Does it though? Does it exceed the sky of time? When I first heard the concept of love hotels These...secretive hotels these couples go to To do love-related things in an inconspicuous manner The first thing I thought was "Brilliant!" No one will ever know what you're up to, if you're caught walking into a hotel especially designed for LOVE Which inconspicuous love hotel should we go to? The one with the roman temple on top or the one with Father Christmas standing outside? Nooo, fuck it! Let's go to the one that looks like Jurassic Park And to me, that's the irony of Love Hotels if you're seen walking in a regular hotel there's an assumption that you're gonna sleep, relax...and steal some towels and toothbrushes But if you're seen walking into a Love Hotel, the assumptions might be different Well it's not just sleeping and...bed things You have food as well Food,pizzas My favorite aspect of this is There's a room where adult atmosphere is actually tossed Whatever that means But Love Hotels are a pretty big business in Japan With 25000 Love Hotels Visited over 500 million times a year In a market worth 40 billion dollars And that is a lot of love But with so many Love Hotels it's important to stand out which has led to a variety of brilliant names and things I know I'd love to have been at the board meetings when these names were thought up My favorite is of course, the Hotel Mickey Cookies Not just because of the genius combination of Mickey and Cookies But I can picture that Eureka moment the hotel owner had with just startling clarity The Hotels are actually very convenient due to their low prices and flexibility As a result of not being able to book the rooms in advance So with that in mind if you're travelling around or if you're tired You can just check in and get yourself a room For example my friend and I were in Osaka, and we missed our train back to our hostel so we decided to check into a Love Hotel instead And we were just looking for a simple cosy comfortable room And so we walked into a Love Hotel And when you walk into a Love Hotel, you wont meet anyone What you will have is just a big screen And you will push the number of the room that you wanna go in And unfortunately there was only one room left in that Love Hotel And frankly it took… it took the Mickey.... COOKIES You know when you just wanna go to sleep… You just wanna lay down on the bed Fuck is this? Fasten with a rope and there needs to be nothing It's so terrifying This hotel..this is what it describes itself as An ultimate healing That exceeds the sky of time is here "Exceeds the sky of time"...? Does it though? Does it exceed the sky of time? If this is some sort of scenario you're comfortable paying for I don't know who would want to pay for this Granted I paid for it But.... There's a huge cloud of regret that hangs over this experience Interested in uniforms? You can dress up as the.... School, Nurse School, Maid, Other! That's the most exciting one Why is there like chairs on the walls, like what purpose? There's one, two, three, four This room is for a couple And they put..this many sofas in What disturbs me more than the sofas Is what can be described as...the cage What's goin on in there? No... It might not exceed the sky of time but if you want to do horrific acts under the watchful eye of Hello Kitty There's always the Hello Kitty S&M themed room in Hotel Candy Hall in Osaka It's said that when the hotel changed hands they toned down the Hello Kitty Room Especially as there were photos of Hello Kitty showing up all over the internet blindfolded, and gagged But the room is still there, just with less gagging Still, if the idea of the Hello Kitty Room is still uncomfortable to bear There is the room themed like a school classroom where you can relive the magic of studying Maths, but in new...and exciting ways If we're going to Love Hotels based on exterior appearances it would be difficult to avoid one of Japan's most famous Love Hotels which is the Queen Elizabeth And whilst the rooms are fairly standard or being with a nautical theme The hotel is best known for its eye-catching exterior Which is a huge replica of the Queen Elizabeth, itself But of course, no replica of a huge ship that definitely isn't the Titanic, wouldn't be complete without Jack and Rose standing at the front of the ship, pulling their infamous pose just like they did in Titanic If you ever find yourself at the Russian Embassy or the Tokyo American Club you are about a 2 min walk away from one of Tokyo's most infamous fetish Love Hotels the Alpha-In Hotel Where every room has suspension systems, bondage horses, crosses and things that I don't even want to talk about It's said that the rooms are inspired by Guantanamo Bay So you know they're gonna be great fun With strong prison themes, and torture scenarios in every room But let's have a run through some of those wonderful rooms each with their own unique style For example there's the Medical Room, for Clinical examinations The Shame-Style Room, where a toilet is just there exposed in the room but in a cage There's the Cave Style, the Mirror Style, the Chinese Style The Space Style, complete with what I like to call, a Sex Hammock and finally, Beginner Style, for people like me who haven't got a fucking clue of how to use the equipment in the room You know those drunken "what if" conversations you have down the bar with your friends I'm pretty sure that's how this place was conceived What if you could have sex in Jurassic Park?! Yeaaah! Wait a minute! Now I know what you're probably thinking Are there blowup dolls of Jeff Goldblum and the answer is NO But the hotel JZauruss is themed around Jurassic Park and for 30 dollars, you can have 90 minutes in the Park and experience the tension and excitement of walking through the gates of Jurassic Park or be it, for different reasons And whilst the room are fairly standard with the good old caged bed and Mummy room This hotel is awesome just because of the detail and because of the concept I mean It's Jurassic Park, what more could you possibly want? We're gonna make a fortune with this place What's better than having a train carriage all to yourself? Having a train carriage to yourself, in your Hotel Room! From the outside of the Towers Hotel you wouldn't think much of it Especially considering it's next-door to arguably Japan's most disappointingly named Love Hotel But the Towers Hotel has a great reputation for its up-market rooms including A room with a swimming pool A room with a pool table And even a room with bumper cars But its most famous room is the room themed like a Subway train And just for the level of detail that went into the room from the signs to the glass floor of the carriage itself and for creating a scenario of limitless train possibility The Tower Hotel comes out on top in my opinion So if you're in Japan, try a Love Hotel be it with your boyfriend, girlfriend or just a friend They're cheap, they're convenient and they have loads of cool stuff in the room from Karaoke to sometimes even Saunas And whilst this video might have made Love Hotels seem creepy or strange Honestly, they're not, they are pretty standard Give it a shot! And when you do, you too can exceed the Sky of Time See ya later! Let's get one thing clear, yeah line! Stay over there Stay on your side Mister clever premium face man That is such a cheeky laugh So this is one of my favorite expressions, the Shit! It means like, The Best! Your car is the shit Number 27: The shit!
B1 中級 英國腔 日本的LOVE酒店:你應該知道的5個問題 (LOVE Hotels in Japan: 5 You Should Know) 406 30 Yummy Japan 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字