Mike Trap?

麥克翠普的命運？

Yes...yes that's correct my great grandfather was Korean.

沒錯，我的曾祖父是韓國人。

(Murmur)

（竊竊私語）

Okay! Yeah! I see it.

Ok！我了解了！

You are accused of claiming to know the best Korean BBQ joints

你被指控毫無根據的宣稱你知道最好的韓國烤肉餐廳

without explanation and insisting your authority on North Korean politics and how do you plea?

並且堅持干涉北韓的政治，你有要辯駁的嗎？

Ah...ah...guilty I guess? Might not Asian enough to do those things?

痾...我承認，我可能還不夠亞洲去做那些事？

You're only an eighth.

你不過是八分之一個亞洲人。

Yeah! What is that even?

是啊，那到底算什麼？

Certainly your father would be an Asian but your children? 116? That's nothing.That's like half a slice of pizza.

你的父親當然是一個亞洲人，但你的小孩？1/16？那根本不算，就像半片披薩一樣。

That's not even a snack.

連當點心都不夠。

As one eighth the love Asian heritage clearly states what you can and can't do

"愛亞洲人文化遺產" 清楚的聲明了一個八分之一的亞洲人能做些什麼

in casual conversation you may claim to be Asian around those less Asian than you,

你在日常對話中，可以在那些比你還不亞洲的人聲稱你是亞洲人

but around those more Asian than you you must wait for them to ask you about it.

但若是對於那些比你還亞洲的人，你必須等到他們問你才能回答

Okay! Thank you!

Ok！謝謝您！

On formal documents, if there is the option to choose more than one ethnicity you must check Asian

在正式的文件，如果要勾選一個以上的種族，你必須勾選亞洲這個選項。

If you can only select one you may check Asian but we will silently judge you.

如果你只能選擇一個，你可以勾選亞洲，但我們會悄悄地評判你。

However, if this document requesting diversity related scholarships you should not check Asian, but we know that you will.

但是，如果這個文件，要求多樣性相關的獎學金，你不應該勾選亞洲，但我們知道你會的。

I'm sorry. This is very confusing.

我很抱歉，這非常混亂。

It's perfectly simple.

這非常簡單明瞭

Can I check the "I do not wish to say" box?

可以勾選 "我不願意說" 的選項嗎？

Yes, but you imagine your grandmother looking very disappointed.

可以，但你想像你奶奶看起來非常沮喪的樣子。

Okay! That's fair.

OK！那很公平

.Where's the panel stand on accents?, Am I Asian enough to do a broken English accent as a joke or for comedy sketch or something?

陪審團對我的口音有什麼看法？我足夠亞洲在搞笑節目上模仿破爛的英文口音之類的嗎？

No. / How good is it?

(左)：沒有 /（右）：有多好？

Ah....No! no! You're not an Asian enough to do the accent.

不！不！你不夠亞洲去裝口音。

but you are Asian enough to be offended by it just don't like make a big deal out of it or anything.You will embarrass yourself.

但你算是亞洲人，足以被這點得罪，但不要過於強調，你會讓自己難堪。

You're Asian enough to enjoy Korean restaurants?

你夠亞洲去韓國餐廳吃飯嗎？

Oh! Anyone can do that, that's not fair!

任何人都可以去啊，這不公平！

Don't interrupt me.

不要打斷我

Sorry!

抱歉！

But you may act superior to others in a Korean restaurant, because your grandmother made better food.

但是，你在韓國餐廳可以對其他人擺出高姿態，因為你奶奶做的食物更好。

Okay! Thank you!

OK！謝謝您！

You are expected to get really excited when you see Randall Park and stuff?

照理說你見到 藍道爾‧朴（韓裔美國演員）之類的會很興奮？

Oh! I would have anyway, I think he's great.

噢我應該會，我覺得他很棒！

You are Asian enough to really enjoy anime, although, be honest, with your beard that make you look more White.

你足夠亞洲去好好享受動畫，雖然，老實說你的鬍子讓你看起來更像白人。

Yes, that make sense. I kind of agree with you on that.

嗯，有道理。我同意你說的。

You are Asian enough to make your own kimchee without seeming like a tweet douchebag.

你足夠亞洲讓你自己做泡菜時不會看起來像個混蛋。

But beware you're also Asian enough to reinforce stereotypes if you're really good at Starcraft.

但注意，如果你很會玩星海爭霸，你也足夠亞洲去讓別人加深他們對亞洲人的刻板印象。

Oh! I'm not.

噢我沒有

Any questions?

有任何問題嗎？

Can I use the three Korean phrases I know, with Korean waitstaff?

我可以用我知道的三句韓文來跟韓國服務生對話嗎？

No, that's rude / Sure, I guess so.

（左）：不行，那很魯莽 / （右）我覺得可以

Guys, to be honest I don't even think I should be up here? No, you're fine.

各位，老實說我真的覺得我不該在這裡。 不，你沒問題。

Okay! Totally different to you guys though.

OK！雖然你們完全不同。

Now we must adjourn, so the black council can make their decisions.

現在我們必須休庭，讓黑人委員會做決定

I'm an eighth black? You are black!

我是八分之一個黑人？你就是黑人！