because, shit is about to get greasy.

KFC

KFC is red.

Do you know what else is red?

That is right.

The color red.

Red has three letters.

KFC also has three letters.

Three times three is nine.

Seven ate nine, therefore we are left with seven who ate

nine.

There is seven days in a week.

Week.

Week rhymes with the word beak.

Beak.

Chickens have beaks.

Chicken

Chickens have two wings.

Humans have zero wings.

Two plus zero is two.

The colonel has two eyes.

Chickens also have two eyes.

Two plus two is four.

There is four letters in the first four letters of

McDonalds.

McDonald's sells chicken.

KFC also sells chicken.

There is nine letters in the word McDonalds.

Nine.

Nine rhymes with the word Electromagnetic delay line.

Magnet.

Magnets are metal.

Cages are also metal.

Chickens are kept in cages.

Is this where KFC gets their chicken?

Lets find out!

Chickens have two legs and humans also have two legs

so two plus two is four,

the colonel had four limbs,

a chicken has two limbs incase you count their wings

which is four, four divided by four is one,

the Illuminati has one eye.

KFC is Illuminati confirmed.

Vegemite is black.

Do you know what else is black?

That's right!

Seals