Name: 【超誠實影評】原來復仇者聯盟 2 這麼瞎！？(Honest Trailers - Avengers: Age of Ultron)
Uploaded: 2015-10-18T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 5 min 41 s

After the mind-blowing success of the Avengers

在復仇者聯盟獲致前所未有的成功後

the game changing thrill of the winter Solidier

and the unexpected surprise of Guardians of the Galaxy

更在之後推出意料之外的星際異攻隊

You thought there was no way the next Avengers could lift up to the high

你認為復仇者聯盟二根本不可能再創高峰

You know I mean, like certainly enjoyable

你知道我的意思，像是真的很有娛樂性

man... we're gonna catch hell for this, are we?

老兄...我們還是要好好抨擊一下這個，是吧？

When the Mandarin seemingly killed Iron Man

When Malaga almost destroyed the universe

And when a terroist organization infiltrated Shield

and came just seconds away from killing millions

But when a remote Hydra base might be hiding something

但，當遠方的Hydra基地可能藏了些什麼

every single avenger is assembling all up in his business

復仇者聯盟中的每一位成員卻團結得不知道跟什麼一樣

Hey, does that mean we can finally stop using this one?

嘿，這代表我們終於可以別再用這一幕了嗎？

As he does his best to meet the unrealistic nerd expectations

當他盡全力達到這不切實際的預期

as good as Empire Strikes Back or Godfather, too

就像是帝國大反擊或教父一樣地好

並設計了(復仇者聯盟們的)內戰

Everytime someone tries to win the war before it starts, innocent people die.

每當有人嘗試在戰爭前就拔得頭籌時，無辜的人們就會死去

A mind stone is the fourth from the infinity stones that show up in the last few years

心智之石是近幾年出現的無限之石中的第四顆。

我們全都(將)死去了，難道你看不到嗎？

神...神聖圖騰柱？(Marvel裡的虛擬世界)

and fitting Disney Corp. cross promotions

先生們，束縛(線，和小木偶有關)、兒子與樂趣。

他婉拒下一集的邀約，並關閉推特

and doen't have any new films in development

Experience the movie equivalent of empty engine and tire toy box

體驗一部電影等同於空的引擎與沒氣的玩具箱

and smashing all your action figures into each other

as the Avengers roster bloats even further

而復仇者聯盟中的小配角更是過度地被膨脹

with Vision, Scarlet Which and Quicksilver

因為某些原因所以重來不會被喚作

one as a lame Russian knock off of the X-man

一個是和X戰警中如般跛腳的俄羅斯人

另一個則是有揮揮手就能操控人心的能力

and the other is a beam shooting 3D printed by vanadium robot plus Jarvis plus the mind stone

另一個則是被釩機器人3D列印出來，能夠射光束並加上Jarvis以及心智之石的產物

是一個可以飛並製造斗篷的人？

Can one of you guys explain Vision to me?

有人可以向我解釋幻視這個角色嗎？

我完全沒有頭緒他或是它是誰！

Now get ready for another generically evil one-off villain who hates the Avengers for reasons

現在我們就準備好迎接全新且只登場一次的壞蛋，一個毫無理由討厭復仇者聯盟的壞蛋

and or destroy the world by turning an Estern European city into a meteor

或者想把東歐城市變成隕石摧毀世界

You've been waiting for years to see your heros come together again

你為了看到英雄們再次合體等了好幾年

Now watch them fight for limited screen time

現在看著他們在有限的放映時間裡戰鬥

為了一些可有可無的片段，就像

If the water spirit accepts me, I can return to my dream.

如果水靈魂接受我，我就可以再次回到夢鄉

美國隊長的超「古典」派對場景

and the most out of left field love story

還有最讓人跌破眼鏡的愛情故事

從星際爭霸戰的史巴克和烏胡拉戀情開始

but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left over for your least favorite Avengers

不過別擔心，仍還有很多時間留給比較不受寵的復仇者成員

to become your third or fourth least favorite Avenger

讓他成為你心目中的第三名或第四名

Get ready for everything you love about the first Avengers's movie all over again

在一次準備好看看這些在第一集你喜歡的事情

A final showdown against the faceless army with a ticking clock again...

最後一幕在有限的時間裡與無臉的軍團對戰

we are under !@#$%^&* you don't want me, do you

我們現在正在....我知道你不想我...你想嗎？

Guy's multiplying faster than a catholic rabbit

一個能夠快速自我複製的人(guy指奧創，catholic rabbit則是暗諷教皇失言)

we won't hold it against you if you can get it up.

他還在犯罪現場留下了塗鴉（Banksy為一英國塗鴉畫家，作品經常帶有反諷意味）

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