字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 After the mind-blowing success of the Avengers 在復仇者聯盟獲致前所未有的成功後 the game changing thrill of the winter Solidier 並在之後以酷寒戰士換換口味 and the unexpected surprise of Guardians of the Galaxy 更在之後推出意料之外的星際異攻隊 You thought there was no way the next Avengers could lift up to the high 你認為復仇者聯盟二根本不可能再創高峰 You were right. 你‧是‧對‧的! Avengers, Age of Ultron 復仇者聯盟,奧創紀元 I mean it's definitely good 我的意思是,這還是很好的 but just not great 不過...稱不上棒 You know I mean, like certainly enjoyable 你知道我的意思,像是真的很有娛樂性 but you know 不過你知道 man... we're gonna catch hell for this, are we? 老兄...我們還是要好好抨擊一下這個,是吧? When the Mandarin seemingly killed Iron Man 當Mandarin似乎殺死了鋼鐵人 and took the president hostage 並侵入了總統的官邸 The Avengers didn't assemble 復仇者聯盟們並不團結 When Malaga almost destroyed the universe 當Malaga幾乎要摧毀整個宇宙時 the Avengers didn't assemble 復仇者聯盟們仍然不團結 And when a terroist organization infiltrated Shield 且當恐怖組織滲透神盾局 and came just seconds away from killing millions 並差一點點就殺死了幾百萬人 the Avengers still didn't assemble 復仇者聯盟們還是不團結 But when a remote Hydra base might be hiding something 但,當遠方的Hydra基地可能藏了些什麼 every single avenger is assembling all up in his business 復仇者聯盟中的每一位成員卻團結得不知道跟什麼一樣 for even more 更甚者 group shots 還有團體照呢! Hey, does that mean we can finally stop using this one? 嘿,這代表我們終於可以別再用這一幕了嗎? Joss Whedon is back at the helm Joss Whedon東山再起 and more beat down than ever 卻又再次跌到了谷底 In the second one Job just got harder 在第二集裡,工作變得更難 I have all these restrictions 我有那麼多的限制 but also I will lead guidelines 但我仍會下指導方針 As he does his best to meet the unrealistic nerd expectations 當他盡全力達到這不切實際的預期 and tries to make a stand alone sequel 並嘗試創作獨立的續集 as good as Empire Strikes Back or Godfather, too 就像是帝國大反擊或教父一樣地好 that also sets up a civil war 並設計了(復仇者聯盟們的)內戰 Everytime someone tries to win the war before it starts, innocent people die. 每當有人嘗試在戰爭前就拔得頭籌時,無辜的人們就會死去 and sets up an Infinity war 接著又設計了無限之戰 A mind stone is the fourth from the infinity stones that show up in the last few years 心智之石是近幾年出現的無限之石中的第四顆。 and sets up Thor: Ragnarok 並設計了索爾:諸神黃昏 We are all dead, can you not see it? 我們全都(將)死去了,難道你看不到嗎? and sets up Black Panther 並設計了黑豹這個腳色 Wakanada? Wa... Wa..Wa... Wakanda 神...神聖圖騰柱?(Marvel裡的虛擬世界) and fitting Disney Corp. cross promotions 並為迪士尼做置入性行銷。 Gentlemen, strings, son and fun 先生們,束縛(線,和小木偶有關)、兒子與樂趣。 In a juggling act so insanely difficult 在各種瘋狂的特效之下 he turned down the sequel, quit Twitter 他婉拒下一集的邀約,並關閉推特 and doen't have any new films in development 且手邊也沒有新電影的消息 Oh...ah...guys... 喔...痾...大伙們... I think we just broke Joss Whedon 我想我們傷透了Joss Whedon的心 He needs a hug. 他需要一個擁抱 Experience the movie equivalent of empty engine and tire toy box 體驗一部電影等同於空的引擎與沒氣的玩具箱 and smashing all your action figures into each other 並將所有的動作角色全部摧毀 as the Avengers roster bloats even further 而復仇者聯盟中的小配角更是過度地被膨脹 with Vision, Scarlet Which and Quicksilver 有幻視、紅女巫以及快銀 who for some reason are never called 因為某些原因所以重來不會被喚作 Vision, Scarlet Which or Quicksilver 幻視、紅女巫以及快銀 one as a lame Russian knock off of the X-man 一個是和X戰警中如般跛腳的俄羅斯人 that Fox did way better 但福斯顯然做的更好 one has hand wavy mind control powers 另一個則是有揮揮手就能操控人心的能力 and can also stop trains 還能停住火車呢! and the other is a beam shooting 3D printed by vanadium robot plus Jarvis plus the mind stone 另一個則是被釩機器人3D列印出來,能夠射光束並加上Jarvis以及心智之石的產物 who can fly and makes capes? 是一個可以飛並製造斗篷的人? What? 什麼? Can one of you guys explain Vision to me? 有人可以向我解釋幻視這個角色嗎? I have no idea who or what it is. 我完全沒有頭緒他或是它是誰! You've seen great Marvel movie villains 你看過漫威偉大的壞蛋們 like Loki 像是洛基 and... 還有... no... 不是... definitely not 絕對不是... not even close 一點邊都沾不著 guess this is still just Loki 我想應該就只有洛基了 Now get ready for another generically evil one-off villain who hates the Avengers for reasons 現在我們就準備好迎接全新且只登場一次的壞蛋,一個毫無理由討厭復仇者聯盟的壞蛋 with an over complicated plot to evolve (心中)存著複雜的演化陰謀 and or destroy the world by turning an Estern European city into a meteor 或者想把東歐城市變成隕石摧毀世界 Not a great plan 不是一個好計畫 You've been waiting for years to see your heros come together again 你為了看到英雄們再次合體等了好幾年 Now watch them fight for limited screen time 現在看著他們在有限的放映時間裡戰鬥 for a brush side plot like 為了一些可有可無的片段,就像 Black Widow's black swan school 黑寡婦重返黑天鵝學院 Thor's magic Jacuzzi 索爾的神奇浴缸(浴缸品牌) If the water spirit accepts me, I can return to my dream. 如果水靈魂接受我,我就可以再次回到夢鄉 Captain America's old party theme 美國隊長的超「古典」派對場景 and the most out of left field love story 還有最讓人跌破眼鏡的愛情故事 since Spock and Uhura 從星際爭霸戰的史巴克和烏胡拉戀情開始 but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left over for your least favorite Avengers 不過別擔心,仍還有很多時間留給比較不受寵的復仇者成員 to become your third or fourth least favorite Avenger 讓他成為你心目中的第三名或第四名 Oh... ok... good for you 喔... 你賺到了 We like you now 現在我們喜歡你了! Get ready for everything you love about the first Avengers's movie all over again 在一次準備好看看這些在第一集你喜歡的事情 Mind control again... 控制心智... 又來... Looking for Loki's scepter again... 尋找洛基的權杖...又來... A Thanos's tease again... 薩諾斯的奸笑...在一次... A final showdown against the faceless army with a ticking clock again... 最後一幕在有限的時間裡與無臉的軍團對戰 and tons of 還有數也數不完的 reeps... 鬼話... we are under !@#$%^&* you don't want me, do you 我們現在正在....我知道你不想我...你想嗎? Guy's multiplying faster than a catholic rabbit 一個能夠快速自我複製的人(guy指奧創,catholic rabbit則是暗諷教皇失言) we won't hold it against you if you can get it up. 就算你不舉我們也不會笑你 and he did a banksy of the crime scene 他還在犯罪現場留下了塗鴉(Banksy為一英國塗鴉畫家,作品經常帶有反諷意味) with the advantages of... 有著這樣子的優勢... Stop quipping! 不要再碎碎念了! It's a good talk. 很高興和你聊天 You know it wasn't. 你知道不是的 I didn't say you could leave. 我並沒有說你可以離開 You are not worth it. 你不值得 * * language 注意你的言語 you son of the bitch 你這狗***** kiss your mother with that mouth? 你用那嘴親你的媽媽? You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini 你這廝最好不要在那卿卿我我 Obviously you never made an omlet 很顯然的你沒做過炒蛋(性暗示) you beat me by one second 我還是慢了一步 Oh man. These things are gonna to be insufferable when Ant man the Star-Lord show up 喔老兄。 這些東西(即使)在蟻人的星爵加入後仍無法停止 Starring... 演員... Mr. Roggers 羅傑斯先生 Hank Pym 漢克‧皮姆 Beats by Bruce 布魯斯的Beats耳機 Good luck finding her action figure 很高興你找到了你的動作角色(性暗示) Archer 弓箭手 Farm and furious 農地以及激情 So that's what Andy Serkis looks like 這就是Andy Serkis的模樣 Resting witch face 休眠的女巫臉 The quick and the dead 很快但也死得快 CGI balls 共通匝道介面球 Super Siri 超強的Siri Skynet 天網 And the new Avengers 還有新的復仇者聯盟 Yeah~ 耶~ Avengers, Roughly One Week of Ultron 復仇者聯盟,只活了大概一週的奧創 I'm calling it. 我正在叫他 The shield helicarrier will become the NCU's eagles 神盾局的空中航母變成NCU中的老鷹 The eagles are coming. 老鷹們來了 Be sure to subcribe 確定你有訂閱 for more honest trailers 以取得更多的超誠實影評 my tight are way to tight 我的領帶太緊了 The call is coming from inside...your phone 這通電話是從裡面打來的...你的電話 Not the face, never the face. 不是臉,別再出現臉了 There are no strings on me 我再也沒有束縛了 Clowns Farting 小丑們放屁 Rub-a-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub 塗塗抹抹塗塗,謝謝你挖...
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