Today my girlfriend believes that our three-year-old son and I are looking at a used four wheeler.

現在我女朋友以為我和我們三歲的兒子相中一部二手四輪車

She's gonna come pick it up in our truck

她正開著小貨車來接我們

What she doesn't know is that it's fully remote control

但她不知道這是遙控器控制的

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Yep

恩

Do you think mommy's gonna like it?

你覺得媽咪會喜歡嗎？

Yeh.

會

Yeh, ok.

好

When mommy comes up we're just gonna talk to her, ok?

當媽咪來的時候我們就輕鬆自然的跟她說話，知道嗎？

What's up?

哈囉

Hi mom!

嗨，媽！

Hi!

嗨！

Oh, man.

噢，天啊

What?

什麼？

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

It's not bad!

還不賴吧！

It's 1500 bucks and it would be a blast, this winner.

這只要美金1500元，而且這台一定棒透了。

I mean it probably needs some new tires

它是需要一些新輪胎啦

Hey, do you like it?

嘿，你喜歡嗎？

Should we get it?

我們應該買它

You tell mommy. Say, "I want it."

你告訴媽咪。跟她說：「我想要這台」

You do?

你真的想？

Did you bring the check?

妳有帶支票嗎？

Ok. Yeah.

好吧。有啊

Awesome. Give me a kiss.

太棒了。親一個

You really... you want to have this red thing on it?

真的想要這台？你喜歡坐在這台紅色的車上嗎？

And the net? You like the net?

還有這個網子？你喜歡這個網子？

Yeah.

恩

Hey, come here, Kane.

凱恩，過來這兒

Hey, show me how you drive it.

開給我看看

Hey, come here.

嘿，過來

Go waaaaah.

衝啊！

He loved it. You should've seen him.

他愛死了。你應該看看他剛剛駕駛的樣子

Alright. Should mommy go get the checkbook?

媽媽去拿支票簿，好嗎？

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Do you mean write it, or do you mean...

你是說我寫，還是......

Huh?

蛤？

Do you want me to write it?

你想要我開支票嗎？

No, I don't, I don't have to write it out, too.

我們不用兩個人都寫吧

Ok.

好

But hey, I love you.

嘿，我愛你

Love you, hon.

親愛的我也愛你

Mommy I love you.

媽咪我愛你

I love you more.

我更愛你

Ok.

好

Ok wait, wait, wait for it.

等一下，等一下

Go, go, go.

出發，快走

Go, go. Here.

快走，來這給你

Get into the truck ok? Go get into the truck.

到貨車裡面，好嗎？快進到貨車裡去

Want me to start it? Yeah?

你想要我發動車子嗎？真的？

Alright here you go!

啟動囉！

You love it? Oh my God we're gonna have so much fun with this.

你很享受這感覺吧？這真的會超好玩

Huh?

蛤？

What?

什麼？

Hey hey! Hey!

嘿，嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

Get out! What are you doing?

走開！你到底在幹嘛？

Babe stop. Don't! Honey! Oh my God.

寶貝，別過去！親愛的！噢我的天啊

Oh my God.

天啊

It's not funny.

這不好笑

I know.

我知道

That is not funny.

這真的不好笑

It's... it's kinda funny.

應該...有一點好笑吧

It ... ah! Don't.

這個...啊！別

I'm sorry! You don't touch me.

我很抱歉！你不要碰我

I'm done. I'm done, honey. I can't do it!

我受不了了，親愛的，我不能接受！

There's Kane right there.

凱恩就在那兒啊

I'm not doing it. There's Kane.

我不想搞了。凱恩就在那