With me, Jessica! We got a lot of comments about that video, now here is the flip side.

主角是我，Jessica！在那部影片中，我們收到很多評論，所以現在我們又做了一個相反的議題。

Things Asian Girls Hate!

亞洲女孩們討厭的事！

#17: Asian girls hate the sun.

第十七名：亞洲女孩們討厭曬太陽。

You know we're inside, right?

你知道我們在室內，對吧？

It's peeking through the windows!

太陽還是會從窗戶透進來啊！

Your average American girl wants to be tanned, while your average Asian girl hates to be tanned.

大部分的美國女孩都希望擁有小麥肌，但大部分的亞洲女孩都討厭曬黑。

Yeah, it's like a cultural thing from Asia.

沒錯，這是典型的亞洲文化。

That was what I was told growing up.

我從小就被灌輸這種觀念呀！

The more Americanized an Asian girl is, the less she's likely to care about having that snowy white skin.

越美國化的女孩，越不在意是否擁有雪白的皮膚。

Hey, I've tried to tan, I just burn every time.

嘿！我也試過日光浴，但每次都曬傷。

#16: People who don't share food.

第十六名：不願意分享食物的人。

Yeah! Why would you only want to eat one thing? Just share with me!

對啊！為什麼你只想吃一種食物？跟我分享嘛！

When you are out with an Asian girl, DO NOT try to finish an entrée by yourself.

當你跟亞洲女孩外出用餐時，千萬不要自己一個人把前菜吃光。

Especially at a restaurant that serves family style.

尤其是在供應家庭式合菜的餐廳。

And always offer to share!

記得跟她分享食物！

We like good food, okay? Sharing is caring!

我們喜歡美食啊，分享是關懷的表現！

#15: Asian girls hate parallel parking.

第十五名：亞洲女孩們討厭平行路邊停車。

Oh...guys, that's a stereotype.

喔...朋友們，這是刻板印象。

Okay...look, I can parallel! I...just really try to avoid it.

好啦，聽著，我會路邊停車好嗎？我只是會盡量避免而已。

A lot of people don't like parallel parking, but Asian girls...they're not afraid to admit it.

很多人都不喜歡路邊停車，但亞洲女孩勇於承認。

#14: Asian girls hate hardcore music.

第十四名：亞洲女孩們討厭重口味的音樂。

Like death metal.

像是死亡金屬樂。

Yeah, it's just noisy, screaming in my ears...argh!

對啊，那種音樂吵死了, 聽起來像在耳裡旁尖叫，煩死了！

Most Asian girl listen to either EDM , pop, K-pop, R&B or hip-hop.

大部分的亞洲女孩聽電子舞曲、流行音樂、韓國流行音樂、R&B 或是嘻哈音樂。

Yeah, you know that smooth stuff, like Drake or G-Dragon.

對啊，聽起來舒服的音樂, 像是Drake 和 G-Dragon 的音樂。

#13: Western standards of beauty.

第十三名：西方的審美標準。

Argh...so much stress for us Asian girls.

啊... 這讓我們亞洲女孩壓力好大。

It is slowly changing in America.

雖然在美國情況正逐漸地改變。

But beauty is still pretty much defined by how white you look.

但漂亮與否通常取決於妳的皮膚有多白皙。

And looking like a tall, leggy, blond with huge boobs is not something that Asian girls are particularly good at.

高挑的身材、長腿、金髮和巨乳，並非亞洲女孩與生俱來的特徵。

Yeah, it's kind of sad... but we are always trying to contour our noses and make our eyes look bigger.

沒錯，雖然有點悲哀，但我們努力地打鼻影、設法讓眼睛看起來大一點。

It is what it is, and we kind of accept it.

事實就是這樣，我們也只能接受。

And we Asian guys don't fit the western standard of beauty either.

西方的審美標準也不適用於亞洲男性。

Team don't buy into the standard, break!

不盲目追求標準的團隊，解散！

#12: Being told they look really young.

第十二名：被別人說看起來年紀很小

Aging-well it's a gift and a curse.

優雅地變老是恩賜也是詛咒。

Some guys in the club will hit on my friends and say, "Hey, how old are you? You look fifteen."

有些男生在夜店搭訕我的朋友時會說：「嘿，你幾歲啊？妳看起來只有 15 歲。」

If she looks fifteen, why are you trying to hit on her, creep! (Hey, baby)

如果她看起來 15 歲，你為什麼要搭訕她？變態！(嘿，寶貝)

#11: Asian girls hate when the guy doesn't pay on the first date.

第十一名：亞洲女孩討厭男生第一次約會不請客。

Just be a gentleman and pay for the first date!

當一個紳士，第一次約會就請客吧！

Don't be a cheap ass.

別當一個小氣鬼。

Hold on, let me...let me get my phone.

等一下，我拿一下我的手機。

That's a fake move, I'm not trying to pay.

那是假動作，我並不想付錢！

#10: Asian girls hate working out.

第十名：亞洲女孩們討厭健身。

Yeah! So? We don't really need to!

對啊，所以呢？我們其實不太需要啊！

A lot of Asian girls have naturally high metabolism, so why even bother?

很多亞洲女孩天生基礎代謝率就比較高，幹麻還需要呢？

What? If I feel fat, I'll work out. But then I just go back eating whatever.

怎樣，如果我覺得變胖了，我就會去健身！不過結束之後我還是會繼續大吃。

This is mostly true for fobby Asian girls. The more Americanized they are, the more likely they are to work out.

這對於剛來到美國的亞洲女生來說是很普遍的。但當他們越美國化後，他們就越願意去健身了。

#9: Asian girls hate being told they're fat.

第九名：亞洲女生們討厭被說胖。

Yeah! Stop it, mom, dad, grandma, entire family!

對！停止！老媽、老爸、奶奶，整個家族的人!

No girls like being told they're fat.

沒有女生喜歡被說胖。

But in Asian families, parents and relatives somehow feel like it's okay and always point out that you're getting a little chubs.

但在亞洲家庭裡，家長和親戚好像都是覺得可以很直接地說你變圓了。

Wow, Jessica you look like you gain some weight.

哇，Jessica 你看起來增胖了點呢！

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Very healthy! You eating good!

對，對，對！這樣很健康！你吃得不錯喔！

We get called fat even when we're not fat!

我們會被說胖，即使我們根本不胖！

I can fit a small in the American sizes, but I'm an extra large in Asia.

在美國我可以穿得下S號的衣服，但在亞洲我就得穿特大號 XL 了。

#8: Being told they're in an Asian bubble.

第八名：被說她們深陷在自己的亞洲人小團體中。

Who has been told they're in a bubble? Even if it's true...

誰說她們總是在亞洲人小圈圈裡？即便...這是真的...

Not all Asian girls only hang out with Asian people,

並不是所有亞洲女孩總是跟亞洲人混一起，

but even if they do, they hate the idea that they're stuck with it.

即使是如此，他們也不喜歡被認為好像是情非得已。

If I am in a bubble, it's by choice.

假如我真的在亞洲人小圈圈裡，這也是我自願的。

I can get with whoever I want. I'm versatile! I got options, I got options!

我想跟誰混在一起都可以！我可以來去自如！我是有很多選擇的！

On the other hand, the Asian guys are usually more willing to admit that they're stuck in an Asian bubble.

另一方面來說，亞洲男生們比較願意承認他們的確陷在亞洲人的小圈圈裡。

#7: Asian girls hate other Asian girls.

第七名：亞洲女孩們討厭其他亞洲女孩。

It can get a little competitive. Fight!

這是有一點競爭意味啦！爭鬥開始！

If you don't think this is true, think about the girl in your life that you're most likely to get into a fight with.

假如你不認為這是真的，想想生活中你最想要痛扁的女生。

They're probably another Asian girl.

她們很可能就是亞洲女生。

Yeah, don't mess up with me. Just kidding, I don't fight.

對！最好別惹我。開玩笑的，我不打架的。

#6: Asian girls hate how they're treated in a patriarchal family structure.

第六名：亞洲女孩們討厭父系社會的家庭結構。

This is kind of old school, but it still happens.

這雖然有點過時了，但還是會發生。

So a lot of traditional Asian families will put more value on the boys because they carry on the family name.

很多傳統的亞洲家庭會認為男孩比較有價值，因為他們會傳承家族的姓氏。

Sorry! We didn't ask for it, but we'll take it!

抱歉！這也不是我們要求的，但我們還是會接受！

Asian girls have every right to hate this.

亞洲女孩有權利討厭這個。

#5: Asian girls hate Asians who try too hard.

第五名：亞洲女孩們討厭用力過頭的亞洲人。

Yeah, we like to keep it a little humble.

對啊，我們喜歡謙虛一點。

This comes in the forms of Asian guys trying to act too gangster. Eww...

這種情況就像是當亞洲男生太努力想讓自己看起來像是小混混。噁...

Asian girls trying way too hard to be sexy. Eww....

亞洲女生太想要變性感。噁...

Asian girls who are crying for attention. Eww....

那些瘋狂想吸引他人注意力的亞洲女孩。噁...

And Asian guys who haven't figured out an identity that works for them.

那些還找不出適合自己的風格的亞洲男生。

They look stupid.

他們看起來很蠢

#4: Asian girls hate being told they look really Asian.

第四名：亞洲女孩們討厭被說看起來很像亞洲人。

I don't know what you're trying to say, but I don't like your tone!

我不知道你到底想說什麼，但我不喜歡你的語氣！

Whenever someone says that you look "really Asian", it's usually never meant as a compliment.

當有人說你很像亞洲人，通常都不會是一種稱讚。

That's messed up that what we are is used to against us!

這樣的說法和我們本身是相違背的啊！

Oh my god, you're being so Asian right now!

天阿，你現在好像亞洲人喔！

It usually means you look like a walking stereotype.

這通常是指你看起來像真實的刻板印象。

I like looking Asian. I hate that it's a diss.

我喜歡看起來像亞洲人，但我不喜歡這話語背後不被尊重的感覺。

I don't know why looking Asian is a bad thing. Do other types of girls do that?

我不知道為什麼看起來像亞洲人是件壞事，其他種族的女生也會這樣被說嗎？

#3: Asian girls hate... Asian guys?

第三名：亞洲女孩們討厭... 亞洲男生？

Sorry! Wait, wait, wait! Come back, you guys. Not all of us, some do, but not me!

抱歉喔！等一下！男孩們，回來！又不是所有人，雖然有些亞洲女孩討厭你們，但不是我！

So right now a lot of you Asian girls are thinking...

你們很多亞洲女生現在都正在想...

What you guys are talking about? I don't hate Asian guys......do I?

你們到底在說什麼？我不討厭亞洲男生...我有嗎？

And a lot of the Asian guys are thinking...

現在你們很多亞洲男孩正在想...

That's so true, man! Nobody ever wants to talk about it, but it's true!

這是真的！沒有人認真談論過這個，但這是真的！

Obviously, most Asian girls don't hate Asian guys. But there seems to be a large amount that do.

明顯地，大部分亞洲女孩都不討厭亞洲男生，但看起來還是有一大票亞洲女孩確實討厭亞洲男生。

Let's just say... way more than other groups of people.

應該說，比其他種族的人還要更討厭啦！

I don't hate Asian guys, but if it is true...it might be because of PAMS.

我不討厭亞洲男生，但假如真的討厭的話，很有可能是因為 PAMS 吧！

Passive Asian Male Syndrome.

消極亞洲男性症候群。

#2: Asian girls hate hairy chests... Eww...

第二名：亞洲女孩們討厭胸毛。噁...

Eww... why? Not a fan.

噁... 你問我為什麼？沒興趣啊。

Asian girls are just not on that hairy arm and chest train.

亞洲女孩們實在是對毛茸茸的手臂還有胸毛沒興趣。

They like shaved clean. You can be a sexy man and not have hair on your chest.

她們喜歡乾淨的手臂。沒有胸毛，你還是能當性感男人呀！

We good!

我們很好！

and finally...

最後...

#1: You may have disagreed with this entire list so far, but this is the one thing that Asian girls all hate.

第一名。你可能對於剛剛講的都不太認同，但最後這項絕對是所有亞洲女孩們都討厭的！

Hate it, hate it, hate it! Don't do it!

討厭，討厭，超討厭！千萬別這樣做！

Being hit on with Asian pickup lines.

被用自以為很「亞洲」的方式搭訕。

Ha Ha... Ni How Ma? Did I say that right?

哈哈...你好嗎？我這樣說標準嗎？

Hey, where are you from? No, really! Where are you from?

嘿，你從哪來啊？沒開玩笑啦，認真的，你到底從哪來的？

Oh my gosh! You look so exotic!

天啊！你看起來好有異國風情喔！

Aren't you guys basically all Chinese?

你們不就都是中國人嗎？

Hey! Let me take you out sometime! I know there's a really great pho place. It's really authentic.

嘿！有空跟我出來晃晃吧，我知道一間很棒的越南餐廳，它真的很道地！

Hey, I heard all Asian girls like white guys, it's true huh?

嘿，我聽說亞洲女孩都很喜歡白人，這是真的吧？

Don't think that the easiest way to connect with us is through our culture or what you think is our culture.

不要覺得用我們的文化，或是你認為的文化，來搭訕亞洲女孩是最容易的方式。

If you ever want even the slightest chance to get on an Asian girl, don't ever approach us with that s**t!

如果你這輩子還想跟亞洲女孩約會，那你最好別再用這種狗屁方式接近我們！

All right everybody, that was a list of things that Asian girls hate.

好啦各位，這就是所有亞洲女生討厭的事。

I do hate most of these things and even the thing that I don't hate, I don't really like.

以上的事我幾乎都很討厭，雖然有幾件事沒有到討厭，但也真的不是很喜歡。

So this list was... Asian girl approved!

所以以上這些事... 獲得亞洲女孩親身驗證啦！

So make sure you let us know in the comment section below what you agree with, disagree with, and what we left out of the list.

所以記得在底下留言，討論哪些是你同意的，哪些是你不同意的，還有哪些是我們沒有列出的。

Peace!

再見！

You guys, I'm... I'm hungry, let's go eat!

男孩們，我好餓，走！去吃東西吧！