字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [Viper] What was Master Oogway thinking? The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed. He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire! When he walks, the very ground shakes! One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. Yeah, or could at least touch his toes. - Or even see his toes. - [laughter] [straining] - [thumping] - Ow! - OK. - [floor squeaking] Great. [wood breaking] - Hi. You're up. - I am now. I was just... uh... Some day, huh? That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore? I've had a long and rather disappointing day, so, uh... Yeah, I should probably get to sleep now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. - OK, thanks. It's just... Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn't stop. You just... - [yelling] - [wall ripping] Sorry about that. Look, you don't belong here. I know. I know. You're right. I don't have... I just... My whole life I dreamed of... No, I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane. Oh. OK. Right, right. [clears throat] So, yeah, you want to get to sleep. - Yeah. - I'm keeping you up. We got big things tomorrow. All right. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye. Whoa. What was that? I didn't say anything. OK. All right. Good night. Sleep well. That seemed a little bit awkward. Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you. - You don't belong here. - Yeah, of course. This is your room. I mean, you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. Big fan! I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. Oooh! Is that what this is? I am so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. I understand. You eat when you are upset. Upset? I'm not upset. What makes you think I'm upset? So why are you so upset? [exhales] I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking! - Probably. - And the Five! Man, you should've seen them! They totally hate me. - Totally. - How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean, I'm not like the Five. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those... thingies. Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles. Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.