Name: OSHO:我的一生充滿了笑話 (OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:44:43.000Z
Duration: 12 min 11 s

坐在我們的前面，你看到了什麼？

Do you find all these jokes while looking at us?

當你看我們時，您找到這些笑話是嗎？

this is the  way  I  find jokes -- looking at you.

那就是我找笑話的方式--看著你們。

有個愛吹牛的老印地安人坐在酒吧裡

Soon everyone had left the bar in disgust

立刻每個人都討厭地離開了酒吧

So the hippy walked over to him and said, "Hey, Indian,

因此，那個嬉痞走過去他那裡說：＂嘿！印地安人，

因為跟一隻水牛做愛而被逮捕了，

Once there was a man who had everything a man could desire:

有個人他擁有每個人都夢寐以求的一切:

but then one day he began to see spots in front of his eyes.

但有一天他開始看到他的眼前有一些黑點。

So finally he paid a visit to the doctor.

The doctor examined him but could find nothing wrong with him,

醫生檢查過了，但是找不出他有何不對勁，

因此他把他送到一位神經外科，

＂雖然我找不到任何不對勁的地方，

那通常都是腦部有一些壓力所造成的，

which usually results in death after six months to a year."

通常會在半年到一年之內導致死亡。＂

but then he decided that if indeed he only had

於是他決定如果他真的只有這麼

he would enjoy life and do everything he ever wanted.

他要好好享受人生，並且做盡所有他想做的事。

so he went to the best tailor in town and said,

所以他就去找城裡最好的裁縫師，然後說，

"Give me the best clothes you have in your store:

and one dozen of the best tailored silk shirts,

以及一打最佳量身訂做的絲製襯杉，

The tailor who had taken all his measurements

said the man, "I have been wearing a size fourteen neck all my adult life."

那個人說，＂我一輩子都是穿十四吋領圍的。＂

＂好吧，如果是這樣子的話，＂

said the tailor, "then you must be seeing spots in front of your eyes!"

裁縫師說，＂那麼你現在眼前一定看到很多斑點！＂

Perhaps this is the first gathering in the world

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OSHO:我的一生充滿了笑話 (OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes)