(electronic music) People try strange toothpaste flavors.

(電子音樂) -你試過怪異味道的牙膏嗎?

We had our co-workers try 4 weird toothpastes over 4 days...

-我們請了4位同事連續4天體驗奇怪的牙膏..

...and had others judge their breath freshness

-...並請其他人聞聞看他們嘴裡的味道

Flavor #1- Eggplant Orgin:Japan

-第1種 茄子口味 (產地:日本)

- I like that it has an eggplant emoji on the front.

- 我喜歡它前面有茄子的表情圖案

Or maybe I don't.

也許我根本不愛

- It looks almost the same color as my nail.

- 它看起來超像我指甲的顏色

(makes disgusted sounds)

(發出作嘔的聲音)

- I think you just gave me paint.

- 我覺得你剛剛給我的是顏料

I don't think this is a real toothpaste.

我不覺得這是真的可以用的牙膏

- Alright I'm done, alright.

- 好啦 我好了

This is it?

這樣可以吧?

- Taylor would you please smell my breath?

-泰勒，可以請妳聞一下我嘴裡的味道嗎?

- Sure.

-好啊

- It seriously smells like nothing.

-說實話，那聞起來沒什麼味道

- I'm actually getting minty smells.

-事實上，我覺得我聞到一股薄荷味

- How !?

-怎麼可能 !?

(electronic music) Flavor #2 - Bacon Origin: USA

(電子音樂) -第2種 培根口味 (產地:美國)

- I am terrified.

-我有點緊張

- I'm not like as much of an enthusiast

- 我不像網路上那些人

as most of the people on the internet.

那樣地瘋狂

But I like bacon, don't get me wrong, I like bacon.

但我喜歡培根，不要搞錯，我喜歡培根

- It is a breakfast food though, so I guess it works

- 雖然這一般是拿來當早餐用，但我猜這拿來作牙膏使用

in the morning.

也不成問題

- It does smell a lot like bacon.

- 這聞起來真的很像培根

- It smells like a dog who just ate Beggin' Strips

- 這聞起來像一隻狗剛吃了培根條 (一種在美國給狗狗吃的零食)

and puked it up all over the floor.

然後吐得滿地都是的感覺

So I'm pretty excited to put it in my mouth right now.

所以其實現在我滿興奮要把這玩意兒放入我的嘴巴

(brushing sounds)

(刷牙聲)

- Nope.

- 感覺不妙

- This is not messing around, it actually tastes like bacon.

-這不是在開玩笑，它嘗起來真的很像培根

- There aren't really words to describe this.

- 想不出有什麼字可以形容這東西

- I've already brushed twice, I wanna keep brushing more

- 我剛已經刷了2次牙，但我還想再多刷幾次

because it's enjoyable.

因為這真的滿棒的

- Give it to me, let's go.

- 讓我聞聞看吧，來吧

- Okay.

- 好

- Oh!

- 噢!

- Christmas sausage.

- 聖誕節吃的香腸

- It's bacon.

- 其實是培根

- Uh, that's gross.

- 呃，真夠噁心的

(electronic music) Flavor #3 - Jasmine Mint Origin: Italy

(電子音樂) -第3種 茉莉薄荷口味 (產地:義大利)

- Oh my God, jasmine mint, that sounds like a toothpaste

- 天啊，茉莉薄荷? 總算有一個聽起來比較像真正的

flavor, unlike eggplant or bacon.

牙膏了，不像什麼茄子還是培根口味的

- Can we just take a moment to appreciate this packaging?

- 我們可以先停一下，欣賞這外包裝嗎?

- It makes me feel like this is what they used in the

- 這讓我覺得這是以前的人在用的

olden days.

牙膏

I don't think that's accurate but, you know.

我不知道這樣講對不對，但你懂我意思吧?

- It's like...

-這好像是...

there's a flower on my toothbrush.

我的牙刷上開著一朵花

(grunts)

(嗯哼)

- This is a toothpaste you could take home to Mom.

- 這種牙膏可以拿回家給老媽使用

- This is the only one that rivals normal toothpaste

- 這是目前唯一一個比較正常的牙膏，

in the way that it tastes.

就它的味道而言

- When you're done with this could I have this?

- 等你拍完影片後，這牙膏可以給我嗎?

Because this is really great.

因為這用起來真的很讚

- Um...

- 呃嗯...

- Well first of all, your breath is bad.

- 呃，老實說，聞起來不太好

- That's actually like enjoyable.

- 其實這味道真的滿不錯的

- It totally smells like jasmine tea.

- 這聞起來根本就是茉莉花茶

- I'd make out with somebody who used this.

- 我現在可以分辨誰用過這種口味的牙膏了

(electronic music) Flavor #4 - Indo Curry Origin: Japan

(電子音樂) -第4種 印度咖哩口味 (產地:日本)

- I'm kind of nervous about this.

- 我開始覺得有點緊張

- It smells like curry, I don't know why you would ever

- 這聞起來像咖哩，我不懂為什麼你會想

wanna brush your teeth to smell like curry.

把你的牙齒弄得都是咖哩味

(brushing sounds)

(刷牙聲)

- Help.

- 上帝啊

- (laughing) It's really bad.

- (笑) 這真的很糟

- There's like a refreshing-ness

- 還真沒有想到咖哩竟然

that's surprising to the curry.

有讓人神清氣爽的感覺

- Just the way he's smacking his lips is scaring

- 光是他咂嘴的模樣

the heck out of me.

就嚇壞我了

(exhales)

(呼氣聲)

- That does not smell like curry.

- 這聞起來根本不像是咖哩

- That's gnarly.

- 那好噁心

- That was a really strange experiment that I just

- 我剛才經歷了一段非常

participated in.

怪異的體驗

- The best part about this week was that I got to

- 經過了這一個禮拜， 我覺得最棒的部分是我

brush my teeth after lunch.

每天午餐過後都有刷牙

I get you Brazilians.

我現在懂你們了，巴西人 (註:這句話是因為在巴西看牙醫十分昂貴，所以巴西人習慣一天刷很多次牙)

- It's hard to pick which one is the absolute worst,

- 老實說，很難選出到底哪一種才是最差的

'cause they're all bad.

因為它們都很差

- I don't care if Target has a deal on any of these,

- 我不管泰傑是否有和牙膏廠商做什麼協定

I'm never buying them, I'm not buying two for one,

我死也不買這些牙膏，就算它買二送一

or ten for seven, no.

或買十送七，絕不!

- Yeah, I'll stick to the regular toothpaste.

- 對啊，我還是會選擇比較 "正常" 的牙膏

I like feeling so fresh and so clean.

我喜歡很清新又潔淨的感覺

- Sure, why not?

- 當然好啊，為什麼不願意?

- Are you gonna keep asking us whether we'd make our together? -Do you just want us to make out?

-為什麼要一直問我們要不要在一起? -你們真的想要我們倆在一起嗎?

(piano note)

(鋼琴聲)