we join our champions on the eve of battle,

我們難得可以看看

a rare opportunity to see their final preparations.

各位英雄在開戰之前是怎麼樣的

Yarr!

呀

I'm gonna make your booty...fruity!

讓我看看你的美臀

Gems, gems, gems, gems, gems...

Gems, gems, gems, gems, gems...

bang, bang, bang, bang-bang-bang!

砰 砰 砰 砰 砰 砰

Bang! Bang! Bang!

砰 砰 砰

Bang ,bang, bang!

砰 砰 砰

Bang, bang, bang.

砰 砰 砰

Bang-bang!

砰 砰 砰 砰 砰

I'm gonna tower-dive!

砰 砰

Oho, no you're not!

我要越塔了喔

No, I'm not...

喔 你不會

Oh! Here I come!

我不會

Hey guys, look!

喔 我要來囉

I found a new purse...and it's...

嘿 大家來看看

FABULOUS!

我找到了一個新包包

What?!?

超讚的

No seriously, what is it?

怎麼啦

I am Darius,

認真點 怎麼啦

the hand of Noxus

我叫達瑞斯

and the leader of the most powerful army in Valoran!

「諾克薩斯之力」

And I'm actually a pretty nice guy.

瓦羅然大陸最強軍隊的首領

When you get to know me?

其實我蠻好人的

I have a bit of a bad reputation.

你了解我之後就知道

It appears the rumors of how I obtained my post

我的名聲不很好啦

have spread a bit.

據說外面出現了一些

Oh, I assure you,

不好的傳聞

they're just rumors...

喔 我跟你保證

I'm sorry, sir, but do you mind pointing the camera

只是傳聞而已

at me while I'm talking?

不好意思啊 先生 你可以在我講話的時候

It seems a little...

把鏡頭對著我呢

rude...

這似乎有點

considering I've agreed to lend you my time!

沒禮貌喔

Ohh, I'm gonna need bigger oranges!

別忘記我是抽空來接受採訪的

BLOOD FOR NOXUS!

喔 我要大大的橘子

Shiver me timbers!

為了諾克薩斯

You gotta save me!

嚇死我了

I'm too precious!

你要救救我啊

What can I do?

我的命子很珍貴的

Hide me, hide me!

我能幹嘛啊

I'm afraid it's more my brother than I

把我隱形掉啊

that you need to fear coming after you in a dark alley.

我怕你走進行死胡同之後

He truly does revel in his slaughter.

你怕跟上來的是我弟 而不是我

Kill him!

他真的很喜歡屠殺的感覺

No, no, kill him! He's the real one!

殺他吧

Uh, look!

不 不 殺他 他才是真的

Eh, here's a rabbit!

喔 你看

No, take my rabbit!

這邊有兔子喔

Oho, I don't want to die!

不要拿他的 拿我的

Ooh, quick! Kill him! He says he wants to die!

喔 我不想死啊

What? No, no, I didn't say that...

喔 快殺掉他 他說他想死啊

But, all-in-all, I've been told I'm quite the gentlemen.

什麼 沒有 我沒這麼說

Why I...

不過 這一切一切 都說明我是很君子的

what are you doing with that camera?

為什麼我…

You put that back on me right this instant or I'll

你這個鏡頭是在幹嘛

show you what your intestines look like!

現在鏡頭立刻對著我

You limp-wristed Demacian!

不然我現在讓你看看你的腸子長什麼樣

Do you think he saw us?

你這該死的蒂瑪西亞人

Nah...

你猜他有沒有看見我們

we're okay.

沒啦

Aww shit...

我們沒事的

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