Name: 【艾倫秀】光著屁股的小賈斯汀來了！(The Biebs on His Bum) (The Biebs on His Bum)
Uploaded: 2015-09-17T21:59:59.000Z
Duration: 4 min 59 s

Right? You had your shirt off in every picture I saw of you.

對吧？我看到你每張照片幾乎都沒穿上衣。

我猜大概是吧。 你去的每個地方一定都很熱吧！

That was just a friend. - Well, that's...

就是一個朋友啦！ 好吧，那真是...

Oh, a very tall person took that picture.

噢，一定是很高的人拍了那張照片的。

And then there you are... (audience laughter)

So can I tell you about that photo real quick?

所以我可以很快地跟你說一下那張照片到底是怎麼了嗎？

Yes, who took that picture and tell us about it.

好的，誰拍了那張照片然後跟我們談談。

屁股！屁股！(屁股英文butt音近but) (觀眾大笑)

因為我有一個朋友的父母來打我

or one of my friends hit me, who has a kid,

應該說我有一個有小孩的朋友跑來打我

and they were like, "Yo, my daughter just saw this.

然後他們說：「欸，我女兒剛剛看到這個」

and she came to me and was like, "I just saw Justin's butt."

然後她就跑來跟我說「我剛剛看到小賈斯汀的屁屁」

(audience laughter) So I felt bad about it,

(觀眾大笑) 所以我覺得這樣很不好

So you took it down, but then the other, I loved,

所以你把這片拿下來，然後還有另外一個我很愛的

because you realized that you shouldn't be naked out on a boat,

因為你發現你不應該在船上裸體，

So the last time you were here, you were here with Madonna.

所以上一次你在這裡的時候，瑪丹娜也在這。

But then what happened backstage when y'all went backstage?

所以當你們到後台的時候有發生什麼事嗎？

你們大家真的想知道嗎？ 沒錯！

This is just--that's just a PG(parental guidance) version of what went...

這只是...這只是一個童叟皆宜的版本吧...

Now did you hang out with her afterwards or no?

We talked a little bit but we didn't really...we didn't hang.

我們有談啦，但是我們沒有真的約出去

You're not too young for her, but she's too old for you.

你對她來說不算太年經，但是她對你來說太老了

「把帽子拿下來然後整理一下頭髮」那種動作

不是啦，你無法用他們看到很遠的東西

但你看這樣，有吧？  噢！這很棒欸

Yeah, it's just to read. - Wow, maybe I need these.

沒錯，只是閱讀的候用。 哇，或許我需要這個

I know! I didn't think I needed glasses until--

我知道！但我覺得我不需要眼鏡直到...

專心在我的你跟誰在一起這個問題上！

Yeah, I didn't think I needed them until I was like,

對啊，我覺得我不需要眼鏡直到我覺得...

而且我已經準備好去了解某個人了

「準備好去了解某個人了？」 沒錯！

應該會很有意願跟你互相瞭解一下。

我來到對的地方了！ (觀眾尖叫)

I don't know if I'm ready for a relationship right now.

我不確定我現在已經準備好要進入下一段感情了沒。

I just want to...  They don't want relationships.

我只是想要... 她們沒有想要認真的感情啦

他們只是想要了解你一下而已啦。

So the big hit that... is "Where Are You Now,"

所以現在超紅的是「你現在在哪」

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