字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - EVERY OCTOBER WE SEND OUR WRITER AMY THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE, BUT THIS YEAR WE DECIDED NOT TO MAKE HER DO IT ALONE. I SENT MY BRAVE EXECUTIVE, ANDY-- ANDY LASSNER-- WITH HER, AND ANDY, I SAID, "YOU'RE GONNA DO IT"-- WE SURPRISED HIM AND SAID, "AS SOON AS THE SHOW'S OVER, YOU'RE GOING," AND HE REALLY DIDN'T BELIEVE US, BUT HE AND AMY WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS' HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS, AND--OH, MY GOD, THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. [eerie music] - JUST GO. [screams] JUST DO IT. JUST SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY. HOLLYWOOD. SAY IT. JUST SAY IT. - I GOT IT-- HI, WE'RE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS' HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH "THE WALKING DEAD" MAZE. ARE YOU READY, ANDY? - I'M GOOD. [both scream] - ANDY'S [bleep]. - LET'S GO. - WAIT. WE KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING. WE KNOW THEY'RE COMING. - I SEE THIS, SO THIS ISN'T SCARY. - OH, THEY'RE SCARY. - OKAY. HONEY... OKAY, THIS--IS IT ALL OUTSIDE? - NO, NO, NO. PROBABLY NOT. LOOK AT-- - I CAN'T. - [screams] DON'T SHOVE ME IN FRONT OF-- DON'T-- - IT'S THE SUDDEN... - THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. - OKAY, HI. OH. YOU'RE NICE. [both scream] OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING. OKAY. OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE WEIRD. OH, NO. OKAY. - [screams] - IT'S SO STRANGE. OKAY, I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU. OKAY. - WE'RE GOOD. THERE'S ONE IN HERE. - I SEE IT. - THIS IS NOT GOOD. - THIS IS FINE. - OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. - OH, THERE'S MORE LIKE THIS. - OH. - THAT'S NOT REAL. - THAT'S WHERE I GOT MY-- [both scream] - [bleep]! ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? LET'S... - [moaning] HE'S GONNA COME BACK. HE'LL COME BACK. HE'LL COME BACK. - [screams] STOP IT! [bleep]! THIS STARTS. - WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND ME? YOU'RE A MAN. BE A MAN. BE A MAN. - JUST LET ME HOLD. I'M NOT-- I AM A MAN, AND I'M GONNA HOLD YOU. - THEY'RE SOMEBODY IN HERE. - NO, HE'S GOOD. - [screams] - WHAT? - [screaming] - STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! OKAY, LET'S JUST GO. LET'S JUST GO. [both scream] - OKAY. ANDY, GO. JUST GO. JUST WALK. JUST WALK. JUST WALK. WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY, GOOD. JUST QUICK. WE'RE ALMOST DONE. [both scream] NOT YOU! ARE WE ALMOST DONE? - IS THERE SOMEBODY REAL IN HERE? - THERE'S NO ONE REAL. - OKAY. SOMETHING BAD-- [both scream] - STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! - [moans] - OKAY. - WE'RE GOOD. [both scream] - ARE WE DONE? IS THIS DONE, ALMOST? - OH, MY GOD. [both scream] - RELAX. WE'RE GOOD. - STOP IT. [both scream] OH, JUST STOP IT NOW! - ANDY, DON'T-- OKAY. THERE'S DEFINITELY-- - OKAY. I SEE IT. OH, YOU. HI. [both scream] NO! YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? - THAT WAS NOT-- WE'RE GOOD. IT'S A TRAIL-- DID WE GO THE WRONG-- [both scream] STOP IT NOW! IS THIS A WRONG WAY? - OH, WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY. STUPID. IT'S FINISHED. WE'RE GOOD. - YOU DID GOOD, ANDY. I'M PROUD OF YOU. - YOU DID TOO. - YOU DID GOOD. - WHY DO PEOPLE PAY FOR THAT? OKAY. HAPPY, ELLEN? [laughs mockingly] [cheers and applause] - [chuckling] OH... YOU LITERALLY-- YOU HID BEHIND A GIRL. YOU ACTUALLY-- "STOP IT. STOP IT NOW." [laughter] THANK YOU FOR STARTING A NEW TRADITION. WE'RE GONNA SEND BOTH OF YOU THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE EVERY YEAR NOW. [cheers and applause] WE'LL BE BACK WITH LADY ANTEBELLUM AFTER THIS.