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  • I love entertaining gentleman callers, in the whoreish fashion.

  • It doesn't really matter if I've got time on my hands

  • Or if I'm really up against it. That's not quite what I have in mind now though.

  • Although I know it makes me sound very silly, I have a bit of a weaknees for alliteration.

  • I want everything citrusley sodden.

  • To basque in all this bronzed beauty

  • Often the result of a little fruitful foraging in the fridge

  • I always feel serene and at one with the universe when I'm surrounded by alliteration.

  • Maternal Meltdown, Pasta Putanesca

  • Super Simple Salmon Supper

  • No apology is ever needed for alliteration

  • Mmm look at these gorgeous golden globules

  • That are lying, lingering, languishing

  • My Rapid Roastini, Slut Spaghetti,

  • I have something of a mania for alliteration and I should stop but I can't

  • ...for a bit of darkly delicious adornment... Korean Calamari...

  • ...A bit of pottering in the pantry...

  • I relish a bit of rags to riches cooking

  • And now, don't laugh,

  • I want the searing savouriness that is supplied by soy sauce

  • I'm going to bed...

  • Pale billowing duvet... breast side up!

  • I could use the intense heat of a hot mexican sausage

  • Exotic! It's just that I like the feeling of thick sausage

  • Ten inches in old money - brace myself for this... in it goes!

  • It's a very artistic package you've got there if you don't mind my saying so!

  • This should keep us going for a while. Mmm - go gently!

  • And maybe I shouldn't say this because it's a terrible cliché

  • But it's true - I find it easier using my hands!

  • but you may use whichever implements you prefer.

  • Madame shouldn't have to ruin her manicure now should she!

  • Now the juice... and another squirt... mmm!

  • Gorgeous and glossy, and very satisfying it is too!

  • I think I just got a bit overexcited by the chicken!

  • My Spatchcock Poussin - still have a bit of a yen for it!

  • I don't know how to show what it is without getting on all fours

  • which I feel might be a bit undignified

  • Kick off my flamenco heels... inner thigh wibble...

  • I suppose I should feel a bit embarassed

  • I think you can get three people

  • - I don't want to cram them in too tightly. Not extra virgin here!

  • Now I don't blame you if you don't want to do this, and you don't have to

  • First a bit of oiling up... OK, it's going in!

  • Mmm - alll pleasure and no pain!

  • ...and you can go here.

  • Well, we have a moment of glorious synchronicity

  • So far no mess or red explosions, 'though I shouldn't say that 'cause it's tempting fate

  • Perfect! It requires very little effort and gives an enormous amount of pleasure!

  • Right, that's done! No more dilly-dallying - so, I'm ready to party!

  • Everybody loves breast here, bit like the tabloids...

  • and they're right - they are being spoilt!

  • Ok, sausage - it makes me laugh every time I see it -

  • it's not hard, but it will firm up, because any minute now...

  • It's going to be covered, luxuriently,

  • with my summer berries! Yippee!

  • "That's so good" - I'm glad you like my fajatas

  • you want to come again I hear? "please!"

  • and now, I have nuts to attend to!

  • They are small, and that's part of their charm

  • Much as I love just slapping these two beauties using my hands,

  • I don't necessarily have the time or much energy!

  • The festivities are in full flow...

  • I can't tell you what a relief the invention of digital photography has been for me

  • it used to be very embarassing for me when you had to go and get your photographs developed

  • because I would know that the person developing them would be so horrified

  • that all I had given him were a lot of pictures of flesh! Mmm lovely.

  • And I particularly relish another glossy dribble right at the end

  • Full throttle. I'm very happy doing it by hand just like this.

  • The jet squirts, anywhere and everywhere!

  • Very heady aroma... a bit gooey and sticky but I'm hungry.

  • I just need a moment to basque...

  • Well this should certainly keep the ravenous hordes happy!

I love entertaining gentleman callers, in the whoreish fashion.

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淘氣的奈傑拉廚房(喜劇混搭系列片段)。 (Naughty Nigella Kitchen (Comedy mash-up of clips from the series))

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    謝佳妤 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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