I was actually hoping for a C.

我其實希望我的大小是C

- That's not gonna happen, sorry.

-抱歉 那是不太可能的

I'm gonna measure you for bras.

我要來測量你穿胸罩的尺寸大小

- I heard that's what's gonna go down today.

-這就是我今天聽到即將會發生的事情

- For women, bras are a necessary evil.

- 對於女人來說，胸罩真的是不得不忍受的災難

If you need the support they're there to support you.

假如你需要東西來支撐胸部，那胸罩剛好可以幫你一把

But at the end of a hard day at work,

但在辛苦工作一整天結束之後

you take it off and it's the best feeling in the world.

你把它脫下來的那種感覺卻是全世界最棒的

That's, that's wrong. That's wrong.

不對不對，那樣穿是不對的

- That's not gonna do it. Okay, no.

-我真的沒辦法做到，好了，不

Duh!

拜託!

- The most universal bra, I would say,

-我會說，最普通的胸罩

is like a nice demi-cup bra.

大概就是性感半罩式胸罩

But, you have to aware of sister sizes because a 34B--

不過，你還是得注意一下女性內衣尺寸對照表，因為一個34B的...

- Did you just say "sister sizes'?

-妳剛剛是說"女性內衣尺寸對照表''嗎?

- Yeah.

-對 沒錯

- Okay, what's that all about?

-好，那它是關於什麼的?

- 34B's sister is 32C because

-以34B的尺寸去對照表格，可以發現其實真正大小是32C，因為

34 is like your band.

34就像是胸部上的繫帶

- it's the closest one to that other one.

-它和另外一邊是最接近的

- Exactly.

-沒錯

- Boom! Holler at your boy!

-碰! 它對著你們男生大喊著啊!

- Good job!

-做得真好!

- It took me seven minutes, y'all!

-各位，這花了我7分鐘的時間啊!

- I can feel like a bit of pressure on the back,

-我可以感受背後有一股壓力

but it actually kinda makes me wanna stand up straight more.

但事實上，它會讓我有種想站直的感覺

- I understand why bra burning happened in the 60s

-我現在可以理解為什麼胸罩在1960年代這麼夯了

cause this is a whole restrictive thing, right here.

因為它是一種完全約束性的東西，你看這裡

- Sports bra provides comfort and it

-運動胸罩提供舒適感，還有就是它

holds you in when you're working out.

能讓你在運動時，支撐住你的胸部

So if you're bouncing around at the gym doing stuff,

所以說，如果你在健身房因為一些運動需要彈跳的時候

you're breasts aren't gonna be all over the place.

你的胸部才不會晃來晃去的

It's gonna hold you in place, you're gonna be good to go.

它會支撐住你的胸部，你這樣會比較好行動

- There's so much to remember and incorporating

-當胸罩這樣的東西，進入到你的日常生活中的時候

something like this into your daily routine,

有好多相關的知識需要去記得、吸收

it might be a challenge.

這蠻有可能會成為一項挑戰

- Ladies, my hat goes off to you, and my bra goes on.

-女士們，我把我的帽子脫下來給妳們，然後穿上我的胸罩

They don't show up under the shirt.

它們不會出現在襯衫下面

Oh wait, maybe they do.

喔，等一下，也許它們會出現

- Seatbelts and bras are just a terrible mix.

-安全帶和胸罩兩樣東西混在一起真是災難

- It's hot in these cups, dog!

-這些罩杯看起來很性感好嗎，老兄!

Like, I don't have any breasts in these cups

就是，我穿著胸罩，但我根本沒有胸部

and it's still warm.

而且它還挺保暖的

- I can definitely feel the strap, one of the straps,

-我可以非常清楚地感受到繫帶的存在，其中一條繫帶

like, really, really bearing down into my shoulder,

好像真的快要把我的肩膀弄彎了

but I didn't know that it'd leave a mark like this.

而且我沒想到它會留下一些壓痕

- I got red marks all on my under-carriage and stuff, here.

-我胸部下面肋骨的部分都是紅紅的壓痕

- Let me take this... (grunting)

-我要把它給拿掉...(咕噥著)

goddamn it, off.

老天，該死，喔

(sighs)

(嘆氣聲)

- I don't think I can make it out of

-我不覺得我把它

the house in a timely fashion.

穿出門是很時尚的一件事

- I'm gonna have to wash these later.

-我待會得要把它洗一洗

I think I'm gonna call my mom.

我想我會打給我媽

Hey, Mom I have a question for you. (Sure.)

嘿，媽，我想問妳一個問題 (問吧)

Um, I was wondering, how do you wash a bra? (So I would use warm water... and a little bit of soap...by hand)

呃，我想知道妳都是怎麼清洗妳的胸罩的? (我會使用溫水...加上一點點肥皂...再用手洗)

- All right, so I just got done with a run

-好了，我剛才才跑完步

and if you'd like to know what it

如果你想知道穿著

feels like to wear a sports bra,

運動胸罩的感覺是什麼

It's like wearing boxer briefs made of

它就好像是穿著一條濕透的潛水裝材質

wet scuba suit material.

製成的四角褲在身上的感覺

- I do gotta say, standing in the Starbucks,

-我真的要說，站在星巴克裡頭

in the Bronx, talk about self-conscious.

喝著雞尾酒，講話會覺得很不自在

- The worst thing of wearing a bra for a week

-穿著胸罩一星期最糟的就是

was wearing a bra for a week.

要穿著胸罩一個禮拜

(sighs)

(嘆氣)

- This is your whole day.

-這就是你的一整天

With the strapless bra, this movement is your whole day.

穿著沒有肩帶的胸罩，這樣的動作就得維持一整天

- The worst part about wearing a bra for a week

-穿胸罩一個禮拜當中最糟的部分

was actually getting the thing on.

就是要把胸罩穿上去

- I caught people staring at my chest

-我注意到別人會看著我的胸部

and it made me feel like a deer in the headlights.

那讓我覺得很無奈、不知所措

- I got some eyes on me.

-有些人會用異樣的眼光看我

- Wearing the bra was very hot.

-穿著胸罩其實非常的悶熱

- Now sports bras are much more comfortable.

-現在的運動胸罩有比較舒適

- I don't think it's possible to relax with a bra on

-我不覺得穿著胸罩可以讓人覺得放鬆

cause you lean back and it's like

因為你往後仰的時候就好像

there it is and so you're messing around with it.

它就會卡在這邊，那你就得跟它耗時間

- The marks on the skin, man.

-它會在皮膚上留下壓痕，老兄

Like on my rib cage and on my back,

就像我胸腔還有我背上面的壓痕

I just, it was digging in.

我就覺得它在戳我的胸部和背

- The best part of wearing a bra for a week is

穿著胸罩一星期最棒的部分就是

coming home after a long day of work

在漫長工作一天之後回家的時刻

and just taking off the bra.

然後脫掉胸罩

It's such a relieving feeling.

那真是一種解脫的感覺

- Look ladies, you know the saying that you

-聽著 女士們，妳們知道一句話是

couldn't walk a mile in my shoes?

做人要將心比心嗎?

Well, I could not last a week in your bra.

恩，我沒辦法穿著妳們在穿的胸罩一個禮拜

- It can get caught, like right in there.

-它可能會卡住，像是這裡

That is not a good feeling.

這種感覺可真不好受