字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - WE ARE BACK WITH KEVIN HART, AND WE ARE PLAYING JENGA. AND YOU SAID DURING THE BREAK THAT YOU HEARD THAT I WAS A CHEATER. - I DID HEAR THAT. - NO, I AM NOT-- - NO, I HEARD THAT. - I AM COMPETITIVE, BUT I WILL NEVER CHEAT. - LISTEN, ELLEN, BLACK PEOPLE TAKE GAMES LIKE THIS VERY SERIOUS, OKAY? DON'T CHEAT. - WELL, THEN CONSIDER ME BLACK, 'CAUSE I-- - WELL, THEN DON'T CHEAT. - I FEEL THE SAME WAY. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. NOW, BECAUSE--BECAUSE-- THIS NEEDS TO BE LIKE A SPEED JENGA, SO DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. AND WE'RE GOING ONE HAND. - YOU WANT TO GO FIRST? - I'LL GO FIRST. - ONE HAND. - ONE HAND. I'LL GO FIRST. - GO. - STRATEGY TO MY JENGA. STRATEGY TO MY JENGA. - ALL RIGHT. MY PIECE IS OUT. PUT YOUR PIECE ON THE TOP. [yelling] ONE HAND, ELL-- OKAY, GO AHEAD. [laughter and applause] WHY Y'ALL CLAP? THAT WAS SHAKING LIKE CRAZY. [cheers and applause] ON YOU. OH, THAT'S GONNA FALL. THAT'S GONNA FALL. THAT'S SO GONNA FALL. EVERYBODY KNOWS, DON'T GO TO THE BOTTOM. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. [cheers and applause] [laughing] OKAY, AT A CERTAIN POINT, GUYS, I'M GONNA NEED A STOOL TO PUT THE PIECES BACK UP ON TOP. [laughter] [cheers and applause] AH! crowd: OH! - DANG! [laughter] - NO. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? DO YOU WANT TO END THE GAME? - THERE'S A STRATEGY TO THIS GAME. AH! AH! [laughs] AH! I GOT TO-- I GOT TO PULL IT OUT, 'CAUSE I STARTED IT. I CAN'T CHEAT, ELLEN. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DID THIS PIECE. STUPID KEVIN! - WELL, THERE IT GOES. - AH! - WELL, THERE'S NO WAY IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THAT. - ELLEN, DO NOT-- DO NOT TALK WHILE I'M DOING MY PIECE RIGHT NOW. HA! [crowd exclaims] AH! - IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SLOWLY YOU GO. - YES, IT DOES. - IT IS GONNA-- - IF I GET THIS PIECE TO GO BACK SOME-- - NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S GONNA FALL. - AH! DA! DA! [crowd cheering] [applause] - OH, NO. SO CLOSE. "ABOUT LAST NIGHT" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. GO SEE IT. HE'S... HAVING SEX IN IT. WE'LL BE BACK.
A2 初級 美國腔 【艾倫秀】你玩過大型疊疊樂嗎? (Kevin Hart and Ellen Play Jenga) 565 19 Alice Tan 發佈於 2015 年 08 月 18 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字