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  • - Hey everyone, my name is Tyler

  • and I am here with the lovely...

  • - Louise from Sprinkleofglitter.

  • - Sprinkleofglitter. - [Louise] Sprinkleofglitter.

  • We met each other at, where? Playlist Live?

  • - Playlist in March.

  • - In March and we instantly fell

  • in love with each other and I was like,

  • "Oh my gosh, she is my queen, she is

  • - "my everything." - [Louise] Stop it.

  • - [Louise] I can't bear it.

  • - You simply must. And tell them

  • why I instantly fell in love with you.

  • What did you immediately tell to me? Poop.

  • - That day I had shat myself.

  • - (Tyler laughs wildly)

  • And so I thought it would only be appropriate

  • if we came together on this glorious day

  • to give you a whole video of tales of what?

  • - Poop tales. (giggles giddily)

  • - Poop tales. Times that we've shit ourselves.

  • - Who hasn't?

  • - Really, who hasn't?

  • So because Louise is embarrassed by this,

  • and I am not because it's like, you know what,

  • everybody poops. We are gonna be making...

  • - ♫ Everybody poops

  • - [Tyler] A little drinking game out of this.

  • - First of all, it was a stressful environment for me.

  • I was new to America, it was overwhelming.

  • - Every time I go to a new country,

  • I'm just shitting everywhere.

  • - It was one of the first days of Playlist,

  • it was Friday, it was industry day.

  • - It was my birthday!

  • - ♫ Happy birthday to ♫ - [Tyler] Wasn't it?

  • - [Louise] Yeah, I shat myself on your birthday.

  • Happy birthday. Everybody was there.

  • They were like, "We should go out for lunch,

  • "where should we go? Where should we go?"

  • I've been to Florida before, so like

  • Mrs. Smarty Big Pants, I was like,

  • "Oh, we should go to Bahama Breeze,

  • "because I've been there, it's so great,

  • "you will love it, mhmmm-hmm."

  • I'm gonna order shrimp.

  • - Oh, this is very "Bridesmaids" of you.

  • - As we left the restaurant, I'm gonna be graphic.

  • - Tell them everything.

  • - I needed a poo, and I thought,

  • "Hmm, everyone's like getting in cabs,

  • "I don't wanna go to the toilet now,

  • "that's just not gonna be cool,

  • "I'll just hold on."

  • - No.

  • - Most of the gang got in this big minivan

  • and we followed behind in a car with Boyce Avenue.

  • I'd only met them that day.

  • We got in their beautiful car - [Tyler] Oh my God.

  • - [Louise] with white leather upholstery,

  • and as I got in, I thought, "Oh, I really

  • "should have gone to the toilet."

  • I started getting hot and I text to Alfie who was

  • sat next to me, "Wish I hadn't had the shrimp."

  • And he was like, "Are you okay, are you okay?"

  • And I was like, "Yeah." I was going...

  • - (exhales sharply) - [Tyler] (laughs loudly)

  • - I can see Boyce Avenue looking at me

  • in their rearview mirror and they're like,

  • "Are you okay?" And I was like,

  • "Can we open the window a bit, please?

  • "It's just a bit hot, it's a bit hot."

  • I've got what I call "bubbly tummy."

  • We got to the mall and by this point, I was like,

  • "This is not good, I am going to shit myself."

  • - Did you?

  • - Mmm-mmm, not yet.

  • So, we ran to the minivan,

  • I ripped open the door and I was like,

  • "Get out, get out, get out,

  • - (laughs loudly)

  • - "get out!" And they were like, "What, what?"

  • And I was like, "Get out! Get out!"

  • While Zoe was like, "Get out, get out,

  • "she's gonna blow, get out!"

  • (Tyler laughs)

  • - I threw myself in, and by this point,

  • I was dripping in sweat, I was breathing like this

  • (inhales and exhales laboriously).

  • - You're like shitting through your pores at this point.

  • - (laughs) Yeah! The guy in the taxi went,

  • "Ma'am, shall I call 9-1-1?" I was like,

  • (heavy breathing) "No, it's fine."

  • While I was in the cab,

  • I was thinking, "I need a contingency plan.

  • "If I'm gonna shit myself, what will I do?"

  • So I started taking everything out of my handbag,

  • because I was like...

  • - You were gonna shit in your bag?

  • - I was gonna shit in my bag.

  • - Would you afterwards do like

  • a "What's In My Bag?" video?

  • - No! (Tyler laughs loudly)

  • - I was like, "Oh well, bag it is then."

  • We got to the hotel and I threw at him $20,

  • the taxi was only $8, and he was like,

  • "Ma'am, can I...", I was like, "Open the door,

  • "open the door!"

  • I stepped out of the cab,

  • and I thought, - [Tyler] Oh, no.

  • - "I have got seconds before I shit myself."

  • It would not have been solid.

  • What do you think makes the fact

  • that you are moments away from

  • crapping yourself worse? - [Tyler] Oh no! Did people...

  • - [Louise] A convention full of YouTubers!

  • - People came up to you asking for pictures, no!

  • - So by this point, I felt like

  • I was going to vomit as well. - [Tyler] Oh no!

  • - I was sweating, I was going (imitates retching)

  • like that, and I was like almost holding

  • my ass with my hand, cupping myself.

  • - Oh my God, no.

  • - And as I was walking I was like (imitates retching)

  • "Oh, God!" (imitates retching)

  • A crowd of people came over to me,

  • I was sweating, and I was, also now sick

  • was rising and poop, a little bit was coming.

  • - All of your holes were just about to overflow.

  • - I was like (imitates retching).

  • As I got to the lift, I felt it. I felt it coming.

  • - No, no!

  • - I was like, "Oh my God, oh my God."

  • I ran into the toilet, I sat on the toilet,

  • I didn't even take my knickers down,

  • I just had a skirt on, I was just like,

  • "Ugh, oh my God, oh my God!" I like full-on,

  • it was like a colonic. (Tyler laughs wildly)

  • - I was sweating, pooping, and crying.

  • I was like, "Oh God!", and then just as I thought

  • it couldn't get any worse, I vomited.

  • I leant over the bowl and just vomited on my own shit.

  • - That's very classy of you.

  • - It was awful.

  • - And then, after that...

  • - Then after that, I had a shower and came and met you!

  • - And then she met me. - [Louise] High five!

  • - Bam! Friendship - [Louise] And a friendship

  • started. - [Louise] was born!

  • (both laugh)

  • - Wait, you didn't even shit yourself!

  • - Look...

  • - I mean, that qualifies I think.

  • - Yeah!

  • - Let me tell you a tale of one time

  • when I shit myself, just one of the times.

  • - How many times have you shat yourself?

  • - Too many. - [Louise] Too many times.

  • - Too many, too recently, although yours

  • was in March and mine was not that recent.

  • Mine was freshman year of college.

  • - I shit myself in freshman year of college.

  • - I'm sure you did!

  • So I had just had quite a night

  • out and about, and you know what happens

  • when you're drinking a lot of vodka, you're,

  • you know, you get, you get the "vodka shits."

  • - Yes you do.

  • - Are you familiar with them? - [Louise] Yes.

  • - [Tyler] So there I was, a morning after, I had just,

  • you know, drank my weight, which I don't advise.

  • I woke up the next day thinking, "Oh God, I have class."

  • So I'm like getting ready, getting ready, getting ready.

  • - That's diligent of you, I would have

  • sat back... - [Tyler] I went to every

  • - [Tyler] class I was very diligent.

  • And I'm like feeling a little nauseous,

  • and hungover, and gross... - [Louise] Standard.

  • - And I'm like, yeah, which, you know, is normal.

  • And I'm walking down the hall and I'm like, "Oooh."

  • And then I'm going downstairs and I'm like, "Ugh."

  • And then I'm going outside and I'm like, "Ahhh."

  • And I'm like feeling it and I don't know

  • if it's like gonna be puke or if it's gonna be whatever.

  • - So it's all in your stomach.

  • - It's everywhere, it's everywhere.

  • And then I'm like, "Oh, I think I just have to like fart."

  • - Oh, what? You did not trust the fart, did you?

  • - I trusted the fart.

  • - What a mistake to make! - [Tyler] (laughs wildly)

  • - Never trust the fart

  • if you're feeling a bit, you know, iffy.

  • - Well I trusted the fart and this

  • is halfway to class, OK?

  • I trusted the fart.

  • - Fool. What a fool.

  • - And I shit my pants.

  • And not just like a little bit of shit.

  • It was like an explosion.

  • - Ugh! Did you break the seal?

  • - I broke the seal, it was flowing, I just,

  • and I was like (laughs wildly).

  • I'm like waltzing down the hallway to get

  • to my room and we have an open door policy

  • on my hall, so everyone's just like,

  • "Oh hey, Tyler!" And I'm like, "Mmmp, no time!"

  • I get back into my room. - [Louise] Did it smell?

  • - Oh my goodness, I smelled like...

  • - Shit? - [Tyler] Shit!

  • - So I get back to my room, my roommate is

  • there now, he's just hanging out in the room like,

  • "Oh hey, Tyler, what's up?", and I'm like, "Nothing,

  • "nothing's up! Not a single thing!"

  • I jump in the shower.

  • He had just saw me get ready,

  • so I'm sure he's like, "What has happened

  • "between now and 15 minutes ago

  • "where you just left for class?"

  • - Have you ever told him?

  • - Maybe this is the moment.

  • - You know now,

  • what was his name? - [Tyler] David.

  • - David!

  • - If you're watching... - [Louise] Tyler.

  • - You were there when I shit my pants.

  • Thank you for being a part of that moment.

  • So I showered, I threw away my underwear,

  • and I never told anybody until I told a million people.

  • - Well! - [Tyler] So here we are.

  • - If you're going to tell anyone,

  • tell a million. - [Tyler] God bless.

  • - Go big or go home.

  • - Go big or go home. Now I can control my poop.

  • - I have full control of myself.

  • - I'm so proud of you.

  • OK so if you liked this video,

  • be sure to give it a thumbs up because it really helps.

  • And especially this shitty video

  • needs all the help it can get. - [Louise] We deserve it.

  • We just told you about when we shat ourselves.

  • - And if you've ever gotten close

  • to shitting yourself, or if you've shit yourself,

  • we wanna read the stories, so put them

  • in the comments below.

  • We also filmed a video on Sprinkleofglitter's channel.

  • - We did, I can't even remember

  • what it was about now.

  • - What was it about? You're gonna have to go see.

  • - Marcus Butler naked in your kitchen.

  • - Yeah, so if you wanna see that,

  • the link will be below and at the end of this video,

  • or you can click her lovely face.

  • Go check it out, subscribe, like it, give it some love.

  • But I think that's all for this video,

  • I will see you guys next time and in the mean time,

  • have a good life. Later!

  • - Bye!

  • - I am going to call Grace Helbig.

  • - OK, good answer, why?

  • - Because one, she's tall, so she will be able

  • to get her leg higher on a pole.

  • - I was like, "Where are you going with this?"

  • (Louise laughs)

  • - OK.

  • (Louise laughs)

  • - That was a really good video.

  • - I just told the world I shat myself.

- Hey everyone, my name is Tyler

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