"height." six-deuce, babe. [ laughs ]

"father's name." I don't know.

[ sighs ] "sex." hell, yeah, nigger.

"salary desired."

Three million dollars.

Cash.

You know, being an ivy leaguer can be such a leg up.

You know, I spent five years at harvard.

Oh, really ? I just spent six months at county.

Anybody ever try and take your manhood ? Hmm ?

Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you, but you still got that plunger in your ass.

So you just squeal and cry. Um, uh--

Don't you hate when that happens ? [ woman ] let's get outta here.

Hey, where y'all goin' ? Uh, loc dog ?

Uh, uh, mr. Loc dog ? That's me.

You're next. Uh, mister, uh, loc dog ?

Hey, what's up, baby ? All right ! Yeah, right. Ha-ha.

You all right ? Yeah ! No.

Energy. Eager man. Yeah.

Yes, I-- I like that. Right this way.

Uh... Loc dog.

- [ clears throat ] - [ crash ]

Heh. Uh. Let me just move this.

Ahh.

So, uh, let me see.

Hmm. Very interesting, um--

I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit.

Yeah.

- Uh, do you drive an automobile ? - Um, with or without the boot ?

Doesn't matter. Well, congratulations.

You got yourself a job.

Right on, huh ?

Hey, where the seat belts at ?

Don't worry. They won't be necessary.

Hey, man, how you work this radio ?

[ alarm buzzes ]

[ screams ] whoo !