My name is Tyler Oakley,

我是Tyler Oakley,

and I am here for another little video.

今天我有另一個小小的影片

Last week's video, I was completely unedited,

上星期的影片，我完全沒有剪過

and I think you guys liked it.

我覺得你們很喜歡

The response has been really positive.

反應非常熱烈

so I think I'm gonna edit less.

所以我想要剪少一點

I don't know if I'm gonna do that actually.

我不知道我是否真的會這樣做

Only time will tell.

只有時間會告訴你

But, yes, like I said, I'm doing a little Q & A today,

不過,對,就像我說的,我今天要做一個小小的問與答

and I asked you guys to submit questions

我也會要求你們回答

over on my Tumblr, tyleroakley.tumblr.com.

在我的Tumblr, tyleroakley.tumblr.com

If you want to go follow me, I would recommend it.

如果你們想追蹤我,我會很高興的

These are the questions that I'm answering today,

這些是我今天要回答的問題

so I hope you're ready

我希望你們已經準備好了

because right now (claps),

因為現在

it's time (claps) for another (claps)

是時間該做另一個

Q (claps) & Slay (claps).

問與答

"What is your favorite hair color

在"倒暑5秒"(5SOS)裡成員Michael的髮色

"on Michael from 5 Seconds of Summer?"

你最喜歡哪一個?

I love every color!

我喜歡每一個顏色

Once you dye your hair for the first time,

你一旦開始染你的頭髮

you see other people with dyed hair,

你看到別人染色的頭髮

and you see them differently than you did before.

那個髮色非常特別,你從來沒染過

And you're just like, "Yes, live, work that color."

然後你會想,"對,染這個顏色."

Like, "Yes, I love you in every way.

像"對!我喜歡你各種樣子."

"You're killin' it.

太好看了

"I wanna do that color next."

下次我也要染那個髮色

And so, seeing Michael do every single color in the rainbow,

看來Michael都染過彩虹裡七個顏色了

I'm like "Slay me."

我想"殺了我吧!"

But, if I had to pick one color for Michael,

但如果真的要我幫Michael選一個顏色

I would probably have to pick

我大概會選

whatever color he wants to have

他想要的任何一個髮色

because I don't think it's my place

因為我不認為我能替他作主

to try to police his body.

去管他的頭髮

And that's that.

所以就是這樣

"What the fuck?"

"What the fuck?"

Honestly, yes, I agree.

老實說,沒錯,我同意

Okay. (laughs loudly)

好啦

True, firstly.

首先,真的

But also, why the fuck?

為什麼是幹?

"What book do you recommend this month?"

你這次念了哪本有聲書?

As you guys know,

你們都知道

I recommend a new book every single month. (garbled)

我每個月都會唸一本書

I can't speak.

我不能說

I recommend a new month ever...

我唸的新的月份...(講錯)

I recommend a new book every month

我每個月唸的新書

on audible.com/tyleroakley.

在 audible.com/tyleroakley

The first one you download

你第一本下載的書

with that link will be completely free.

輸入連結,它會是免費的

And this month,

而這個月

I am recommending "We Should Hang Out Sometime"

我唸的是"We should hang out sometime"

by my good friend Josh Sundquist.

是我的好朋友 Josh Sundquist寫的

He is a fellow YouTuber.

他是一個youtuber

I was on a panel with him at VidCon,

我跟他是筆友,在VidCon認識的

but I have known him for years.

我認識他很多年了

He is a great guy.

他是一個很棒的人

He is precious, and I love him.

他是一個寶貝，我愛他

I haven't read it yet.

我還沒讀過

I'm gonna read along with you guys,

我要跟你們一起讀

so go get it, audible.com/tyleroakley.

所以去下載吧, audible.com/tyleroakley

You can get this book or any other book for free

你可以免費得到這本或任何一本書

if you use that link.

前提是用那個連結

And, yeah, I wanna know what you guys think of it.

然後,對,我要知道你們對它的想法

I'm sure I'm gonna love it 'cause I love him,

我很確定我將會愛上它因為我愛他

but yeah, go enjoy.

所以去享受吧

"Do blondes have more fun?"

金色的頭髮有比較有趣嗎

Obviously.

非常明顯

Actually, honestly, I do feel like I am alive again.

老實說,我覺得我又重生了

I know that sounds so dramatic and gross,

我知道這聽起來很戲劇化和噁心

but I left the place where I get my hair done,

不過當我離開我染髮的地方

and I was walking down the street

我正走在街上

and I was like, "Oh, my god!

我那時是"噢天啊!"

"I feel right." (laughs loudly)

"我感覺真爽!"

I don't know.

我不知道

I'm like... (sips)

我是...(喝)

An eye roll and a half, but I just felt right.

像翻白眼一樣荒唐,我就是覺得是對的

So, yes, I think blondes do have more fun.

所以,對,我認為金髮更有趣

At least, right now, for me, this blonde is having more fun.

最後,現在,對我來說,擁有金髮更有趣

"How good do you think Justin looks

你覺得Justin(小賈斯汀)

"in the new Calvin Klein campaign?"

代言CK四角褲的樣子如何?

They certainly tend to use Photoshop in things like this.

無疑的,他們一定是用photoshop

They did for this campaign.

找到這張照片再公佈

If I'm gonna get real, he could #GetIt. (laughs)

如果我是對的,他可以#GetIt

But (laughs), yeah, the campaign, whatever.

但,對,代言四角褲,嗯哼

I don't know.

我不知道

I'm not passionate about that.

我對那個沒有興趣

I will say, today I am wearing Calvin Klein's,

我會說,今天我穿了CK

so maybe his impact.

說不定他會衝擊到

"How do you feel about fried pickles?"

你覺炸酸黃瓜如何

(sighs) I feel, I feel it all.

我覺得,我感覺到全部

I feel, I just feel so good about fried pickles.

我覺得炸酸黃瓜超棒

I do.

我這樣認為

I do.

我這樣認為

The day I met Michelle Obama,

我遇到米雪兒歐巴馬的那天

I went from making a video with her to Hooters

我和她一起拍影片

and getting fried pickles because I was like,

然後一起吃炸酸黃瓜,因為我很喜歡

"Dude, I need to celebrate."

天啊,我需要慶祝一下

And the only way I know how to celebrate

我知道唯一慶祝的方法就是

is with fried pickles.

炸酸黃瓜

Yeah, so how do I feel about fried pickles?

對,所以我多喜歡炸酸黃瓜呢?

"On Tuesday, it's gonna be my birthday, January 13th."

星期二是我的生日一月十三日

That's today!

是今天耶!

If you're watching this video, (mumbles).

如果你正在看這個影片

If you're watching this video the day I am uploading this,

如果你正在看這個影片,我上傳影片的這一天

that is today.

就是今天

Happy birthday to you!

祝妳生日快樂

Happy birthday. (sings and claps)

生日快樂

Happy birthday. (sings and claps)

生日快樂

People dying everywhere. (sings and claps)

民眾到處死亡

Pollution in the air. (sings and claps)

空氣汙染

Happy birthday. (sings and claps)

生日快樂

Happy birthday. (sings and claps)

生日快樂

Yay, you lived another year. (sings and claps)

妳又多活一年了

Surely, that's a drawn year. (sings and claps)

說真的,這是扭曲的年

Happy birthday. (sings)

生日快樂

That's the song.

這首生日歌

You're welcome.

不客氣

"What are you opinions on vaginas?"

你對陰道的看法是?

It's just like..

就像

Are we still...

我們還有繼續...?

It's 2015.

現在是2015年

Are you still expecting gay people to be repulsed by vaginas

你還期望同性戀被陰道擊退嗎

because that is what culture has told gays they need to be.

因為這就是文化教同性戀他們必須這樣

I'm not repulsed by a vagina.

我不會被陰道擊退

I think vaginas are great.

我覺得陰道很棒

No complaints.

沒有任何抗議了

You know.

你知道的

Two thumbs up.

兩個大拇指朝上

"I wanna start an LGBT club at my school

我想創辦一個學校裡同性戀的社團

"because, whoa, I am quite gay.

因為我也是同性戀

"What are some tips for me if I want to start the club?"

有沒有什麼建議給我創辦社團

A) Thank you for being a great ambassador

第一,謝謝你在你的學校

at your school for kindness.

做一個很棒的親善大使

I dig it.

我喜歡

But, if I had to give you some tips,

但如果要我給你建議

as to how to start a GSA at your school,

像如何在學校創辦總務管理局

a Gay Straight Alliance,

一個同性戀的聯盟

here are a couple of tips, okay.

這裡有些建議,好的

Tell your administration that you're doing it

告訴你的管理者你要做這件事

and go by the rules.

然後遵守規定

Do not give them any excuse

不要讓他們有任何藉口

as to how they can shut you down

不要讓他們把你打垮

because you didn't do a certain process

因為你沒做正確的事

or you didn't do a certain step.

或是你沒有做跟著的步驟

Next step, you have to have an adviser.

下一步,你必須有一個顧問(老師)

Usually at any school for any club,

通常任何一個學校,社團

whether it's Spanish Club, Drama Club, whatever club,

不管是西班牙文社,戲劇社,或什麼社團

you need an adviser,

你都需要一個顧問(老師)

so go to some teachers

所以去找一些老師ˇ

that you know would be great ambassadors for kindness

你會知道當親善大使是很棒的事

at your school.

在你的學校

And tell them this is something you want to do.

告訴他們你要做的事

This is something you need their support on.

你需要被他們支持

And once you actually have an adviser for your club,

一旦你有顧問(老師)在社團

you're gonna have a lot more support

你會有更多支持

on the administration side.

在經營社團這一方面上

Next step is to find out a way to have regular meetings.

下一步你要找一個方法去有規律的會議

You need a place.

你需要一個空間

You need a certain time.

你需要有確切的時間

And you need a certain day,

你需要有確切的日期

whether it's weekly, biweekly, monthly.

不管是一星期一次,隔周,一個月一次

Whatever it is, make sure that it's regular

不管多久,一定要很規律

in some capacity,

這是一種能力

and people know when they can come to the club.

大家會知道他們什麼時候可以去社團

And then, the most important thing about having any club

最重要的是關於經營任何一種社團

is to get people to come.

是要有人參加

And the number one way to get anybody to come to any club

最好的方法讓大家加入是

is free food.

免費的食物

Order a pizza.

訂披薩

There's free food.

這裡有免費食物

Come on over.

大家來啊

Everyone's going to come.

大家都會來

Trust me.

相信我

That is how you catch a gay, free food.

這是讓你找到同性戀加入的方法--免費食物

"What was your favorite Christmas present?"

再你收過的聖誕禮物裡你最喜歡的是什麼?

This year, I got a special little gift

今年我拿到一個特別的小禮物

from my friends over at District Lines.

我的朋友送的, 從另一個轄區

Look at this little bobble head they gave me!

看看它給我的這個泡棉頭!

It's me, obviously, but with mint hair.

是我!無庸置疑的,但是我綠色頭髮時的樣子

And then, look, I'm wearing my own T-shirt.

看!我穿著我專屬的T-Shirt

I love it.

我愛它

If you want to match my bobble head

如果你想搭配我

that District Lines sent me,

從另一個轄區寄來的泡棉頭

you can become my Person of the Week.

你可以成為我的Person of the week

If you click right there,

你點這裡

all you gotta do is get something real cute.

你要做的是很可愛的動作

Send me a picture of you being cute with it.

寄給我一張你很可愛的照片

And you might be my Person of the Week.

你會變成我的Person of the week

If you want to see my latest video, click right there.

如果想看我上次的影片,點那裡

Again, I told you it's completely unedited,

再說一次,這是完全沒剪過的

so it was a very real, raw glimpse of who I am.

所以完全讓你們了解我

If you want that in your life, click right there.

如果你想要那個,點那裡

The response was, mmm, pretty good.

回應很,嗯...非常好

It was the best response I've had to a video

這是我有過最好的回應了

in a long, long time.

在很久很久以前

So, click right there.

所以點那裡

Check it out.

去看看

If you want to hear my latest podcast, click right there.

如過想聽我的錄音,點那裡

It is all about advice.

都是一些建議

You guys ask for advice,

你們要求要一些建議

and me and Korey give you a whole bunch

我和Korey給你們好多建議

of really funny advice, so check it out.

有很多有趣的建議,去看看

It's sincere, but also hilarious,

是真心的但也很爆笑的

so click right there to subscribe.

所以點進去訂閱

It's completely free.

是完全免費的

And if you would like to become

如果你想成為

a part of this little family,

這個小家庭的一部分

all you gotta do is subscribe.

你要做的是訂閱

Click right there or you can click below.

點那裡或下面

Subscribe and that is your way of finding out

訂閱你就可以知道

whenever I put out a new video.

我什麼時候上傳新影片了

Then, you're part of the family.

你就是這個家庭的一部分了

That's all. Okay.

就是這樣

Have a good life.

有個美好人生

I love you, and I'll see you guys next time.

我愛你們下次見

Later.

掰

That was a fun little Q & A.

這些是有趣的問與答

Are you guys still watching?

你們還在看嗎?

Do people watch to the end?

有人看到最後嗎?

I never know if people watch to the end.

我永遠也不知道是否有人看到最後

If you watch to the end, push the thumbs up button, okay.

如果你看到最後,按下喜歡

And then, tweet me what number thumbs up you are.

然後tweet我你是第幾個按喜歡的

That's how I'm gonna know who watches to the end.

這樣我會知道誰看到最後

It's our little club.

這是我們之間小小的聚會<3

Okay, bye.

Okay,掰