Not that I know of, russ.

Don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled.

You know that metal plate in my head?

How can I forget?

I had to have it replaced because every time

Catherine revved up the microwave,

I'd piss my pants

And forget who I was for a half hour or so.

So over at the v.A.,

They had to replace it with a plastic one.

It ain't as strong, so...Heh heh...

I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill

With nothing between the ground and my brain

But a piece of government plastic.

Do you really think it matters, eddie?

Well, you see,

The plate runs right underneath my part here.

And over here, you know, it's nothing.

But here, if this gets dented,

Then my hair just ain't gonna look right.

I know the feeling.

Well...I better try this first,

See how it works.

You be careful there, clark.

Nothing to worry about, eddie.

Going for a new amateur recreational

Saucer sled land speed record,

Clark w. Griswold jr.!

Remember, don't try this at home, kids.

I am a professional.

Later, dudes.

Let her rip. Hang 10.

Oh, shit!

Whoa!

Hey! Hey!

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Look out!

Aah!

Hey! Whoa!