村民新聞2(Minecraft動畫) (Villager News 2 (Minecraft Animation))

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(villagers mumbling tune)

（村民喃喃自語的聲音）
Villager News!

村民新聞！
No, you are all mistaken. This is Villager News TWO!

不，你們全錯了。這是村民新聞2！
You are all fired!

你們全部都被開除了！
I thought it was number one..

我以為那是村民新聞1...
(sniffles)

哼哼
Alright, you can stay.

好吧，你可以留下。
Yay!

Yay！
(purring)

貓喘鳴
Who's a good Villager?

誰是好村民？
I'm a good Villager!

我就是好村民！
Yes you are!

對你就是！
Today's News! The winning lottery numbers are out.

今天的新聞！透的中獎號碼出來囉！
The winning numbers are: One, Four, Seventeen,

中獎的號碼是1,4,17
Five Hundred and Forty Eight, the letter M,

548，字母M，
and a drawing of a dog. I'd like to see who wins that.

和狗狗的圖樣。我想知道是誰中這項。
Oh my God, I won. I won!

我的天，我贏了。我贏了！
(singsongy) I won! I won! I won!

我贏了！我贏了！我贏了！
Villager Number 4: Someone get him out!

村民4：來人快趕他出去！
Security: Get out! Ow!

保安：出去！噢！
Why would you d- Security: Get out! Get out now.

為什麼這樣保安：出去！馬上出去.
Uh, uh- okay I'm going.

Uh,Uh 好我馬上出去。
A fellow Villager has somehow enchanted himself.

這位村民被人下魔法了。
In my opinion, he's a witch! He should be burned.

以我的意見，他是法師！他應該被焚燒。
Audience: You're not supposed to have an opinion.

觀眾：你不應該有任何意見。
Your face isn't supposed to have an opinion!

你的臉不應該有意見！
One of our citizens has been reunited with a stack of wood,

其中一位市民在和一堆木材重新結合，
which was allegedly stolen from him. (glass screeching)

從他偷來（玻璃機嘯聲）
Sign Villager: I don't like this!

村民手勢：我不喜歡這樣！
Hey!

嘿！
And the answer to the age-old question:

回答古老的問題：
Just how does my moustache look so good?

為什麼我的鬍子看起來那麼棒？
Breaking News! A citizen has failed to return his library book on time.

中斷新聞！市民沒有準時還圖書館的書。
We're now going live to Villager Number 9, who is joining..

我們現在要直播9號村民，參與
..a team of specialists in their pursuit of the stolen book.

的團隊是專門追回被偷的書。
Thank you Villager Number 4.

謝謝4號村民。
As you can see, we're preparing to breach the premises of the fugitive.

你所看到，我們準備破壞逃亡者的房屋。
(door cracks open)

（門的破裂聲）
We're in. Move out!

我們進入了。開始行動！
We'll provide you with music from our mouths.

我們用嘴巴提供音樂給你。
(villagers humming suspenseful music) SWAT Villagers: Clear!

（村民哼懸疑音樂）飛虎隊村民：暢通！
SWAT Villagers: Clear!

飛虎隊村民：暢通！
(in background) Uh, I think I got something.

（在背景）Uh，我覺得我得到某東西。
Move it!

移動！
Naked Villager: What the!?

裸體的村民：什麼？
(Naked Villager screams) What's going on!?

（裸體村民尖叫）發生什麼事！？
It's not him. Move out!

不是他。出去！
Moving out!

出去！
Ready?

準備好了？
Ready.

好了
(door bursts open)

（門破裂）
I've got visuals on three violators!

我看到這三位妨害者！
This place is crawling with them! (villagers chattering)

這地方被他們霸佔了（村民震顫）
(villagers chattering)

（村民震顫）
Get them! (villagers chattering)

帶出去！（村民震顫）
(villagers chattering)

（村民震顫）
(villagers screaming)

（村民尖叫）
The horse made me do it!

馬叫我做的！
(horse huffs)

（馬激怒）
SWAT Villager: There's another one. Get him!

飛虎隊村民：那裡還有一位。抓起來！
Criminal Villager: You'll never take me alive!

罪犯村民：你永遠得不到我的性命！
SWAT Villager: Aww, he got away.

飛虎隊村民：啊,他逃走了。
Move out! Were any of those the targets?

行動！有看到目標嗎？
(villagers chattering)

(村民震顫）
What's the situation? (villagers chattering)

什麼情況？（村民震顫）
It's locked! I can't get in.

門鎖著了！我不能進去
I'm coming!! Move out of the way!

我來了！讓開！
(thumps) Take cover!

（重擊聲）躲藏！
(fuse cracking) (villager beeping)

（導火線裂開）（村民發出嗶嗶聲）
(villager beeping)

（村民發出嗶嗶聲）
Moo..

Moo。。
(door slams)

（門被撞開）
Let's go, go, GO!

走，走，走！
The target's in here (rubber duck squeaks)

目標在裡面（橡膠鴨唧唧聲）
(villager humming to Mission: Impossible)

（村民哼唱不可能的任務）
(stamp clicks)

（蓋章的蓋聲）
Your book has been stamped.

你的書已經蓋印了。
Thank you!

謝謝！
(villager continues humming)

（村民繼續哼唱）
SWAT Villager: Let's go. Move out!

飛虎隊村民：走。移動！
Duh-luh-duh indeed. well, it looks like our work here is done.

確實。好，看來我們的工作結束了。
You didn't do anything!

你沒做任何事！
Shut up!

閉嘴！
Back to you in the studio.

回去你的工作室。
Thank you Villager Number 9.

謝謝9號村民
Well, that's it for this edition of Villager News.

好，這集的村民新聞就到此。
Hey, that is my chair! Get out now.

嘿，這是我的椅子！馬上給我滾開。
Aaahhhh! (rapid footsteps)

啊啊啊！（飛快腳步）
Ah! No!

啊！不！
(villager humming tune)

（村民哼唱聲）
Villager News.

村民新聞，