So I don't know what this app thinks it can do.

所以我不認為這app能有什麼大不了的

So is this gonna be like skinny arm, this app?

真假？你的意思是用這app我可有纖細的手臂嗎？

It's funny cause we all take picutures to look in our best light,

這點子滿可笑的，因為拍照就是為了展現自己最美的一面

but the idea that then you can use an app and completely change yourself is like very scary.

用app修圖把自己修成另外一個人似的，這點子實在滿可怕的

Let's use re-shape and make me skinnier.

用「重塑」把我變瘦一點

It's funny how the re-shape tool, the icon for it, automatically goes like this.

「重塑」工具的圖標長得很逗趣，就像這樣（比出沙漏形手勢）

We can try to do the hour-glass shape more.

我可以把沙漏形的腰調得更明顯

Oh my god!

我的天啊！

Oh but see, this would be a celebrity giveaway cause you can already see that the mirror is funky.

噢，你看鏡子這裡扭曲變形，馬上就露餡了

I don't think it looks that different to be honest.

老實說，我覺得修圖前後沒什麼差

Oh, that's not true.

不！我錯了，差很大！

Not a good look for Alison.

肥肥的Alison不太可愛

This is trippy.

看起來好迷幻

I'm gonna make me skinny.

我要把自己修的超瘦

Look, and then we just push my boobs up a little bit.

你看（縮腰），然後把胸部提高一點點

Perfect.

太完美了！

Give myself a real big thigh gap.

我要瘦大腿內側，讓腿距變超大

Let's get a Disney princess waist line.

來個迪士尼公主的「腰瘦」線條吧！

This is horrifying.

這太驚悚了！

That looks ridiculous.

這看起來太荒謬了

Those are not child-bearing hips.

那看起來完全不像有孕在身的大屁屁

Now my head's just way too big for my body.

顯得我的頭大身體小

I don't think I've ever seen my thighs that skinny.

我從來沒看過我的大腿內側如此纖瘦

Oh, this is giving me self-esteem issues right now.

噢，這讓我產生自尊問題

I feel like really gross hitting this check-mark cause it's like I'm validating everything I've just done.

點下這個「檢視修改」按鈕讓我覺得自己好肥，那感覺就像再次確認我照片修很大

like, "Yup, better this way."

就像對自己說——「沒錯！這樣才對！」

I'm gonna give myself some hunkers.

我要給自己一個豐臀

Busty Alison is out to play.

波霸Alison來了！

It makes my chin go away.

我的下巴都走位了

I gonna make them even. Oh, man.

我要讓兩邊胸部一樣大，噢哇（驚呼）

I have all these wrinkles in my forehead because I'm scrunching my head.

我那時正好挑眉，額頭上有很深的抬頭紋，

So I'm gonna smooth those away. I'm gotta try.

所以，我要把它修掉變平滑，現在來試試

Like it automatically just gets rid of these freckles.

它自動把我的雀斑修掉了

Like it's something that like is a bad thing. Whoa!

感覺就像雀斑是不該出現在臉上的東西一樣，去除得不著痕跡。哇哇哇！

I've might of just erased most of my face.

我好像快把自己的臉修掉了

There goes most of my nose.

鼻子部分修最多（哈哈哈）

Cover up them, laugh lines.

把我的笑紋蓋掉

Someone's been laughed too much.

某人總是笑得太過頭

As a daughter of a dentist,

身為牙醫的女兒

this is shocking how quickly you can whiten your teeth.

只要動動手指就能快速美白牙齒，實在是太驚人啦

I was more affected by it than I thought it would be.

這app的修圖效果比我原本想像的還要厲害

I like the result.

我很滿意結果

I don't like that I like the result.

但我不喜歡—我滿意修圖後的結果—虛假的我

This is not a real person.

這根本不是人

This is an alien.

是外星人！

We know at least that magazines get Photoshopped.

至少，我們都知道雜誌照片一定有PS過

But if you start seeing you friends do something like this

但是，如果你起初看到你朋友在修圖

and you don't know that they're doing it.

而且持續這麼做，但你從來不知道他/她的每張照片都是修圖後的結果

then you start to think that real people look like this.

那你會開始相信他/她本人就長得跟修圖後的一樣

And then all these girls are like, "Oh what do I have to do to look like that?"

有些女孩可能會問：「我要怎麼樣才能看起來又瘦又美？」

And you're just like, "Whoa, you have to buy a five-dollar app.

你的回答可能是：「嗯...那你花個五元買個app修圖吧！」

When you look at the things that are unsightly about yourself, they're things that everyone has.

當你對自己的外表或身材感到不滿時，別忘了，事實上每個人都有這樣子醜陋或邋遢的一面

If you have blemishes, if you have a waist. That's fine.

如果你的外表身材不完美，那沒什麼大不了

You're a person. Everybody has them.

因為你是人，每個人都有瑕疵和缺點，不可能完美

It's gratifying to see it in the photo

雖然你很滿意修圖後的照片

but then you'd look at yourself and your real body

但是，當你看慣修圖後完美的自己，再看看鏡子裡真實的自己時

and you would be disappointed that you're not a Photoshop.

就對原本的身材會感到失望，甚至更沒自信