Name: 殘酷問答！小孩子 "比較愛爸爸還是媽媽？" Kimmel Asks Kids "Who Do You Love More... Mom or Dad?"
Uploaded: 2022-01-01T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 3 s

過去簡單式

I think this is interesting. They did a survey. They said, three out of four children rather spend time with their mom than their dad.

這很有趣，他們對小孩做了一項調查，相較於爸爸，四個小孩中有三個比較願意花時間在媽媽身上。

未來簡單式

Which maybe if... you know, dad would've tried to breast feed us every once in a while, things will be different. But it isn't.

可能... 爸爸如果願意偶爾餵他們奶，情況可能就會有所不同，但並沒有。

Americans spend 21 billion dollars on Mother's Day gifts, and only 12.5 billion dollars on Father's Day gifts.

美國人花在母親節禮物的錢高達 210 億，但父親節禮物卻只有 125 億。

That means fathers make only 66% of what mothers make, for the same amount of work.

這代表爸爸拿到的報酬只有媽媽的 66%，在付出相同的情況下。

Well... maybe not exactly the same amount of work.

好吧，或許付出沒有完全相同啦！

But... I'm always suspicious of polls like this, so I decided to do our own today.

但我一直都很懷疑像這樣的民調，所以今天我們決定要自己做民調。

We went out on the street, and we asked kids who were there with their parents, we asked them in front of their parents, which of them (do) they love more?

我們上街在孩子們的父母面前問了孩子他們比較愛爸爸還是媽媽？

Let me ask you, Evan. Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

讓我來問問你，你比較愛媽媽還是爸爸？

I don't know. Sometimes he's rude, I guess.

我不知道，可能因為有時候他很粗魯吧。

Mathew, who do you love more? Your mommy or your daddy?

Mathew，你比較愛媽咪還是爸比？

Let me ask you, who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

我問你，你比較愛媽媽還是爸爸？

Yeah, but you only have one life preserve to throw them.

但如果你只有一個救生圈能扔給他們呢？

Who do you love more? Your mommy or your daddy?

你媽咪跟你爸爸比你比較愛誰？

I don't know, he does it. He just loves her more. Loves her more.

我不知道，他就是這樣！他就是比較愛她、比較愛她！

Let me ask you this, would you trade your dad for Spider-Man?

讓我問問你，你會用你爸爸來換蜘蛛人嗎？

Who do you love more? Your dad or your mom?

Okay, if a zombie's gonna come and eat one of your parents, which parent do you want the zombie to eat? Dad or mom?

好，如果殭屍來了，要吃掉爸爸或媽媽其中一個，你希望哪個被吃？爸爸還是媽媽？

Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?

Imagine a piano was gonna fall on one of them, which one do you want the piano to fall on?

想像有一架鋼琴會掉在他們兩個其中一個頭上，你會希望鋼琴砸到誰？

Why? Why would you want a piano to fall on dad?

為什麼？為什麼想讓鋼琴掉到爸爸頭上？

抱歉了，爸爸。我想你們最好往後退。

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