Who?

誰？

The girl in blue.

那個穿藍色的女孩。

Yeah, dude, the fourteen-year-old?

不會吧... 她看起來才 14 歲！

No.

才不是。

What are you guys talking about?

你們在聊什麼?

Chris thinks the girl on blue is cute.

Chris 說穿藍色衣服的女生很可愛。

That 30-year-old?

30 歲的那位嗎?

I'm talking about the girl who has on the liquid liner.

我說的是有畫眼線的那個。

What is that? How do you know that?

那是什麼？你怎麼知道的？

Oh, it's makeup, my sister wears it like every day.

噢，那是化妝品的一種，我姊每天都會用。

She's clearly 24,5.

她肯定只有24、25歲。

45.

45 歲。

I can't tell anymore.

我無法分辨了。

I'm gonna go talk to her to prove you guys how delusional you are.

我要去跟她說話，證明你們錯的有多離譜。

Alright, just make it quick cuz recess is about to end.

好吧，記得快一點，下課時間快結束了。

Ask her what his shirt tastes like.

記得問她你的衣服是什麼味道。

I'm sorry, do you mind if I sit here?

不好意思，我可以坐這嗎?

uh...yeah, be my guest.

嗯，請便。

"Now put your service to the test."

「現在讓我們來為妳服務。」

What?

什麼！？

Beauty and the Beast.

美女與野獸的插曲。

Oh, I've never seen it.

噢，我從來沒看過。

My parents always say that I was too mature for Disney movies.

我爸媽常說我年紀夠大了，不適合看迪士尼電影。

That's surprising.

真令人意外！

Yeah, I actually read the fairy tale before I ever even knew there was a movie.

在得知有這些電影前，我其實都讀過這些童話故事了。

No way.

不會吧。

I had a weird childhood.

我的童年很奇怪吧。

Do you always go around quoting lines from Disney movies?

你常常用迪士尼電影裡的台詞到處跟人搭訕嗎?

I...I can't get those movies out of my head.

我被那些電影洗腦了。

Oh, I am the same way, with boy bands.

我也是！但我是被男子樂團洗腦。

Yes...me too!

太棒了...我也是！

Really?

真的嗎？

Favorite boy band on 3...1, 2, 3,

數到三一起說最愛的男團，1，2，3

Back Street Boy!!! One Direction!!

新好男孩！一世代！

I named my baby after Liam.

我的寶寶就是以 Liam 命名的。

Your baby?

你的寶寶？

Yeah, my adorable adopted baby Pomeranian.

對啊，我領養的可愛博美犬。

O~K

喔~原來如此。

Oh, I'm actually doing a project on him right now for my animal rights course.

對了，牠現在是我動物權利課的研究對象喔！

Do you want to see?

你想要看看嗎？

Sure.

好啊！

Wow~~

哇~

I think it's pretty good cuz I don't know computers.

我覺得對於一個不懂電腦的人來說，這樣算不錯了。

Oh, do you want some of my milk?

你要不要喝點我的牛奶？

You're drinking milk?

你喝牛奶？

Yeah, I have a bad calcium deficiency, which is also why sometimes I have to use this.

對啊，我缺鈣缺的很嚴重，這也是有時候我要用到這個的原因。

What?

什麼？

Calcium supplements.

鈣片。

It can get pretty painful sometimes.

身體有時候會很痛。

Like this year for my 26th birthday, I have to be in a back brace.

像今年，我 26 歲生日後，就要開始穿背架支撐。

Thank god!

謝天謝地！

Thank god for your fashion sense.

感謝上帝給了妳時尚感。

You know because you can... probably wear whatever and still make it look good.

因為妳是天生的衣架子，無論穿什麼都很好看。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Yeah, you know what you're working with.

妳很會穿搭衣服。

Would you like to go shopping with me?

你會想跟我去逛街嗎?

Yes, I love shopping.

好啊！我最愛逛街了！

Have you been to Sephora lately?

妳最近有沒有逛 Sephora(美妝店)?

They have a new Urban Decay liquid liner that will look really good on you.

Urban Decay 出了最新的眼線液，一定很適合妳！

Great! Let me give you my contact info.

太棒了，我給你我的聯絡方式吧！

Okay.

好

Call me.

打給我。

Hey, everyone, hope you guys liked that short.

大家好，希望大家喜歡這支短片。

I think a lot of people know Wong Fu Productions because of the sketches that we make, and the videos.

我想很多人知道 Wong Fu Productions 是因為我們製作的幽默短劇和影片。

But did you guys also know that we have a clothing brand, and that for many years now, we've been selling T-shirts through our Nice Guy designs brand where we represent nice guys and nice girls out there, with positive messages , like the ones on this shirt.

但我們其實還有個服飾品牌，多年來，我們透過 Nice Guy 這個設計品牌銷售 T-shirt，我們利用 nice guys 和 nice girls 傳達正向的訊息，例如我們身上穿的衣服。

Yeah, so this shirt in particular is really cool, because it was one of the first slogans we had for our brand, uhh, Nice Guy.

這件衣服特別酷，因為上面有我們品牌——Nice Guy 的最初口號。

And this, this new design is kind of fresh and it's a nice way to start this new way of doing things for the T-Shirts.

這個新設計很新穎，我們開始以新的方式設計 T-Shirt。

These shirts are gonna be super exclusive and limited.

這些衣服會非常獨一無二且限量。

They're only gonna be available in the next ten days, so if you want the shirt, you gotta get it now.

我們只會在接下來的十天中販售這些衣服，所以如果你想要買，最好要動作快！

After the first ten days, the shirt's gonna be gone forever.

十天之後，衣服不會再次販售喔！

Only ten days, Ted?!

Ted，只賣十天嗎？！

So we really hope you guys are excited for this new way of sharing designs with you guys.

我們真心希望大家會對這種分享設計的新方式感到興奮。

If you are, check out the link at our store before it's too late.

如果你很興奮，趁早點入商店的網址吧！

Before they're gone forever!

趁衣服永遠不再銷售前。

Forever-ever?!

永遠不再賣？！