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-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.

Hooking up words -and phrases and clauses.

-Conjunction Junction, how's that function?

Conjunction Junction, -how's that function?

-I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done.

I got three favorite cars -that get most of my job done.

-Conjunction Junction, what's thier function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's thier function?

I got AND,

I got AND, BUT,

I got AND, BUT and OR.

They'll get you pretty far.

AND

-That's an additive, like this AND that.

That's an additive, -like this AND that.

BUT

-That's sort of the opposite, not this BUT that.

That's sort of the opposite, -not this BUT that.

And then there's OR.

O

OR

-When you have a choice, like this OR that.

When you have a choice, -like this OR that.

AND,

AND, BUT

AND, BUT and OR,

get you pretty far.

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.

Hooking up two boxcars -and making 'em run right.

Milk AND honey,

bread AND butter,

peas AND rice.

Backup singers: Hey that's nice!

-Dirty BUT happy, digging AND scratching,

Dirty BUT happy, -digging AND scratching,

-losing your shoe AND a button OR two.

losing your shoe -AND a button OR two.

-He's poor BUT honest, sad BUT true,

He's poor BUT honest, -sad BUT true,

Boo-

Boo-hoo-

Boo-hoo-hoo-

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up two cars to one when you say something like this choice:

Hooking up two cars to one -when you say something like this choice:

-either now OR later.

either now -OR later.

Or no choice:

-neither now NOR ever.

neither now -NOR ever.

Backup singers: Hey that's clever!

-Eat this OR that, grow thin OR fat.

Eat this OR that, -grow thin OR fat.

-Never mind, I wouldn't do that, I'm fat enough now!

Never mind, I wouldn't do that, -I'm fat enough now!

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:

Hooking up phrases -and clauses that balance, like:

-out of the frying pan AND into the fire.

out of the frying pan -AND into the fire.

-He cut loose the sandbags, BUT the balloon wouldn't go any higher.

He cut loose the sandbags, -BUT the balloon wouldn't go any higher.

-Let's go up to the mountains OR down to the seas.

Let's go up to the mountains -OR down to the seas.

-You should always say thank you, OR at least say please.

You should always say thank you, -OR at least say please.

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up words and phrases and clauses in complex sentences like:

Hooking up words and phrases and clauses -in complex sentences like:

-in the mornings, when I am usually wide awake,

in the mornings, -when I am usually wide awake,

-I love to take a walk through the gardens AND down by the lake,

I love to take a walk through the gardens -AND down by the lake,

-where I often see a duck AND a drake,

where I often see a duck -AND a drake,

-AND I wonder as I walk by just what they'd say if they could speak.

AND I wonder as I walk by -just what they'd say if they could speak.

Although I know that's an absurd thought.

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-Hooking up cars and making 'em function.

Hooking up cars -and making 'em function.

-Conjunction Junction, how's that function?

Conjunction Junction, -how's that function?

-I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.

I like tying up words -and phrases and clauses.

-Conjunction Junction, watch that function.

Conjunction Junction, -watch that function.

-I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

I'm going to get you there -if you're very careful.

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

I'm going to get you there -if you're very careful.

-Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Conjunction Junction, -what's your function?

-I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

I'm going to get you there -if you're very careful.

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