YET I AM IN CHARGE OF HER SCHEDULE,

HER APPOINTMENTS AND HER EXPENSES.

AND, UM, MOST IMPORTANTLY, UM,

I GET TO GO WITH HER TO PARIS FOR FASHION WEEK IN THE FALL.

I GET TO WEAR COUTURE. I GO TO ALL THE SHOWS AND ALL THE PARTIES.

I MEET ALL OF THE DESIGNERS. IT'S DIVINE.

OKAY. NOW, STAY HERE. I'M GOING TO THE ART DEPARTMENT TO GIVE THEM THE BOOK.

- THE-- - THIS IS THE BOOK.

NOW, IT IS A MOCK-UP OF EVERYTHING...

IN THE CURRENT ISSUE.

AND WE DELIVER IT TO MIRANDA'S APARTMENT EVERY NIGHT, AND SHE RETU--

DON'T TOUCH IT. SHE RETURNS IT TO US IN THE MORNING WITH HER NOTES.

NOW, THE SECOND ASSISTANT IS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS,

BUT MIRANDA IS VERY PRIVATE AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE STRANGERS IN HER HOUSE.

SO UNTIL SHE DECIDES THAT YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL PSYCHO,

I GET THE LOVELY TASK OF WAITING AROUND FOR THE BOOK.

[ Phone Rings ]

OH, EMILY? WHAT DO I DO--

DEAL WITH IT.

[ Rings ]