And even some non-Americans too

還有一些非美國人

God bless them Redneck Avengers

老天保佑復仇鄉巴佬聯盟

Previously on Redneck Avengers

復仇鄉巴佬聯盟，前情提要

I heard your sister made out with Lee Murphy under the bridge

聽說你姊在橋下跟李墨菲喇舌

Guys, these nachos are spicy

夥伴們，墨西哥玉米片好辣

I can't stand it

我受不了

Look at my pajamas, they're fancy

看看我的睡衣，真別緻

Well, mine are leather

我的睡衣可是皮製的

The people at my school wanna do stuff like ice sculpting

我學校的人想做一些像冰雕的東西

Ohh

噢

Dang it, Percy!

可惡，波西！

I don't feel good

我超不舒服的

I told you, it was them donuts

我就告訴你是甜甜圈的問題

It was too many

太多了

Listen, you got your sweat on my knife

聽著，你的汗已經滴到我的刀上了

And now I want you to have it

我要你現在就拿著它...

and WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!

你為什麼不看著我！

I don't want your dang knife!

我才不想要你那該死的刀

Quit your fussing, I'm tryin' to help you!

別鬧了，我是在幫你！

RYEAHHAHHH

(狂吼聲)

Percy?

波西？

Ewww [spit]

噁 [吐掉]

Why didn't that taste right?

那吃起來怎麼怪怪的

Don't you like pig?

你不喜歡豬嗎？

I do, but if that's pig, I'm a baboon.

喜歡啊，但如果那是豬，我就是狒狒

Hey, you said it. Not me

猴～是你說的，不是我喔

Get up here and listen to me

給我起來，聽我說

I need to go poop

我要去便便

Hmm-mmm

(發出拒絕聲)

You can't

不行

Haha, big guy!

哈哈，大個頭

HEY!

欸！

You have been texting Rachel adorable emojis and it's creepy!

你一直傳超可愛表情符號給瑞秋，超怪的！

Call

打給

Violet

Violet (女生名)

Hey, guess what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

[burp]

[打嗝]

Did you burp in my face again?

你又打嗝在我臉上了嗎？

Nuh-uh

沒啊

Hmmm, okay

好吧

Try to figure out what voice I'm doing:

猜猜看我在模仿什麼聲音

Use the force, Han. Mmmmm

使用原力吧，韓。(電影星際大戰台詞)

Ah, Yoda I think. That's cute

啊，是尤達吧。還真可愛 (註：Yoda是星際大戰人物)

You're a weirdo

你這怪咖

Trisha, I think I'm in love

特麗莎，我想我愛上你了

Say what?

你說啥？

And even though you and me are family

雖然你我是一家人

Who says that we can't be together?

但誰說我們不能在一起？

I SAY

我說的

She likes you?

她喜歡你嗎？

Yeah

沒錯

You seen her tattoo?

你看過她的刺青嗎？

Yep

看過

You got a kazoo?

你有卡祖笛嗎？ (一種玩具笛子)

Yeah

有啊

Man, this is crappy

老兄，真差勁

Oh yeah? Well, then when are you gonna eat your carrots?

是嗎？那你什麼時候要吃紅蘿蔔？

Well, no man, I WANNA eat 'em, but

痾，不吃，雖然真的很想吃，但

Like see what happened, man, she got into my stash

我想知道發生什麼事了，她跑進我的藏匿處

She breaks into my room and stuff, I mean she -

她闖進我房間，到處亂翻，我的意思是，她....

Do, do, do, dooo

好好好

Eat your supper, okay?

吃你的晚餐，好嗎？

It was just this one time, Bob.

就這一次，鮑伯

Hey, you seen my beef jerky?

嘿，你有看到我的牛肉乾嗎？

I did not use it!

我沒有吃它

I might have borrowed it for its flavor

我好像有借來嚐嚐味道了

Listen mang

老兄聽著

I didn't step on your dang glow-sticks

我沒有踩在你那該死的螢光棒上

Hey, do you get your grandma to lift weights?

嘿，你讓你阿嬤去舉重？

She's kinda small

她有點瘦小

It sounds like you're disappointed

感覺你很失望

Cuz she's disappointing

因為她太令人失望了

Ok, grandmas can't DO things like that

阿嬤不能做那種訓練

You really want her legs to be impressive?

你真的想讓她的腿變得受人矚目？

I mean, she's basically spaghetti

我的意思是，她的腿看起來已經像義大利麵一樣了

Blll-lobba-doppa-dobba

巴拉都巴都巴

That's how you sound

你講話就像這樣

You know, I ain't supposed to be in here

你知道，我不該出現在這

See, my daddy doesn't want me to flirt with you

我爸比不希望我跟你打情罵俏

But I want to

但我就是想要

Well, is that right?

這樣好嗎？

So we should go to the old bridge

所以我們應該去老橋那邊

and get to know each other

好好了解一下彼此

Yeah, well, what about little Buddy Sweeney?

是嗎？那小巴底斯威尼怎麼辦？

Mm-mmm. He and I squabble now

我們在吵架

Well I guess so

我猜也是

Since you ran over his horse

因為你輾過了他的馬

Oh yes, darlin'

沒錯，親愛的

Little Buddy told me everything

小巴底全都告訴我了

Like how you like your chicken strip on the

像是，你喜歡如何把雞柳條放在

under side of the bread?

麵包的底部

What are you thinking?!

你在想什麼！

You gonna run to Piggly Wiggly

你現在得去超市 (Piggly Wiggly 是美國一家超市)

Cuz you gonna get me some Skittles

因為你得買給我彩虹糖

Cigarettes

香菸

And a big pouch of Big League Chew

和一大袋泡泡糖 (Big League Chew 是一泡泡糖的品牌)

On the next Redneck Avengers

復仇鄉巴佬聯盟，下集預告

Hey, what you guy's doing out here?

嘿，你們在這裡做什麼？

Probably just more hide-and-go-seek

只是在玩躲貓貓

I wish I woulda known

如果我早點知道就好了

Nahh, you can't seek worth a dang

不行，你什麼鬼都抓不到的

You remember why I love you?

記得我為什麼愛你嗎？

My donkey feet?

因為我的驢子腿？

That's right

沒錯

And your Beanie Baby collection

還有你的豆豆公仔收藏 (Beanie Baby是一種絨毛玩偶)

Hold this for me?

可以幫我收著嗎？

Little boy, this ain't even one of them books I wanna read

小伙子，這根本不是我會想看的書

Then you should burn it, I guess

那就燒了它吧

Yeahh, now I might have to pick you up and spit all on your forehead

是啊，那我現在可能要把你舉起來，吐口水在你額頭上囉

Of course, I'm drinking

我當然在喝酒啊

I'm bored, Hank

太無聊了，漢克

No, I don't have my bestest wig on

沒有，我沒戴上我最讚的那頂假髮

I know something about Jeb

我知道傑布一個秘密唷

Don't tell 'em why I wanna buy a coffin!

別告訴他們為什麼我要買棺材！

Protectin' the red, white, and blue

保護美國各種膚色的人

And even some non-Americans too

還有一些非美國人

God bless them Redneck Avengers

老天保佑復仇鄉巴佬聯盟