Hello.

哈摟

Hey, hi there, can you let me in?

嗨,你好啊,可以讓我進來嗎?

How bout you let me in.

讓我進來怎麼樣?

Please, I won't hurt you.

拜託,我不會傷害你的

Maybe I am turning into the monster here.

或許是我在變成怪物了

Why do I always ruin everything?

為甚麼我總是把一切搞毀?

I just want this to be a nice, normal operation with.

我只希望這個手術又順利，又普通，和....

Kill it with fire.

用火燒死他

>> All right you bastard kiddies.

好了你們這些渾蛋小子

I've had it up to here with you guys.

我受夠你們了

[NOISE]

(噪音)

>> Oooh.

噢

Hi.

嗨

I'm an SCP now.

我現在是SCP

S-C-P.

S-C-P(代號)

M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

The most lethal SCP around.

這裡最致命的怪物

[SOUND].

(聲響)

[SOUND].

(聲響)

I'm not actually lethal, I just like to pop out of walls and go [SOUND].

其實我不致命,我只是喜歡突然從牆壁冒出來然後說(聲響)

Ah!

啊!

I almost walked right into that.

我差點走進去了

[SOUND].

(思考中)

Well, I'm just the biggest idiot that ever existed in the entire world.

摁,我真是天底下最大的白癡

I'm so stupid.

我好笨

I never even bothered to try and jump.

我從來沒有刻意去嘗試跳躍

What kind of moron am I?

我根本就是智障

To my one million fans, thank you.

謝謝我的一百萬粉絲

[CROSSTALK]

(對話聲)

>> Until you detect something moving in front of the light.

直到你察覺在前面亮光裡移動的東西

Casting a shadow over you, you blink.

在他蒙上陰影時,眨眼

Beginning to turn.

開始轉變