♫ Concrete jungle, wet dream tomato ♫

♫ I see a little silhouetto of a man ♫

♫ Got a moose, got a moose ♫

♫ Will you do the fandango? ♫

- ♫ Thunderbolt ♫

- What's a fandango?

- It's a movie service.

- Yeah, okay.

- My neck hurts.

- ♫ Secret asian man, secret asian man ♫

- ♫ Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face ♫

♫ Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face ♫

- No, stop that.

- ♫ Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face ♫

♫ Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face ♫

- ♫ There's a bathroom on the right ♫

- Pull over!

- Yeah, we've been driving for like three hours.

- I told you we're not stopping.

- You're not my real dad!!

- I wish that I wasn't.

- I miss mom.

- ♫ I'm into having sex ♫

♫ I ain't into makin' love ♫

♫ So come gimme a hug, ♫

♫ If you into gettin' drugged ♫

- What?

- You nasty, some Cosby shit.

- ♫ Here we are now in containers ♫

♫ Avocado, a potato, yeah. ♫

- ♫ Lucky that my breasts are small and humble ♫

♫ So you don't confuse them with muffins ♫

♫ Le ro lo le lo le ♫

Chris?

♫ Le ro lo le lo le ♫

Chris, stop eating my muffins.

- I haven't had breakfast, I'm hungry.

- ♫ Dirty deeds ♫

- ♫ Underneath, done with sheep, thunderchief ♫

- No, no it's thunderchief, guys.

- It's done with sheep.

- It's underneath.

- It's actually hunger Keith.

- Get out of here Keith.

- Get out of our video.

- You can't be in every video Keith.

- I need a band, I need a band.

- Get out of here!

- ♫ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone ♫

♫ You're gonna miss me by my walk ♫

♫ You're gonna miss me by my taco. ♫

♫ You're gonna miss when I'm gone. ♫

- ♫ It's not fair to deny me ♫

♫ of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me ♫

♫ You, you, you, ought a know. ♫

- ♫ Blinded by the light ♫

♫ Wrapped like a douche, another runner in the night ♫

- (coughs) Fuck, Chris.

- [Chris] ♫ Yeah, snap yo bagels. ♫

♫ Do ya stare ♫

♫ You can do it all by yo self ♫

- ♫ Hold me closer Tony Danza ♫

- There's only one thing that would make this better.

- ♫ It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna. ♫

- ♫ It's gonna be May. ♫

- ♫ Actin' funny, but I don't know why ♫

- ♫ 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy ♫

- ♫ Darlin' you're so great ♫

♫ I can't wait for you to ovulate. ♫

- What? - Sexual.

- Yeah gross Eugene, Allison let's get out of here.

- Oh, you smell like a douche.

- What like Axe Body Spray?

- No like an actual douche.

- ♫ You can dance, you can die. ♫

- ♫ Having the time of your life. ♫

- (Chris choking)

♫ Whoo-oo-oo, see that girl, watch that scene ♫

♫ Kicking the dancing queen ♫ - [Chris] I'm still -

- [Chris] I'm still alive.