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  • Hey! Do you guys want to come grab food with a big group of people terrified of eating alone.

  • Hey I'm your room mate. Please don't be lame as shit.

  • We're gonna be best friends, until we find people we actually have something in common with.

  • Oh I care way more about getting fucked up than going to class.

  • I'm trying really hard to seem cooler than I was in high school and... It's not working.

  • My side of the room is way cuter than yours.

  • Our room's going to smell like weed... a lot.

  • I'm politely offering to switch beds with you although we both know I'm not going to do it.

  • Oh I'll do anything I can to avoid confrontation. We're going to be spending an unfortunate amount of time together.

  • Hey, our parents already left so we're acting like hot shit. Come on!

  • Once we start rushing frats I'll definitely stop hanging out with you.

  • I'm only being nice to you because you have a fake I.D.

  • This is my first time away from home and I'm actually terrified.

  • I checked you out on Facebook, and your sister is really hot! I will hit on her when she visits.

  • I'm trying to sleep with every girl I meet this week.

  • We're going to hook up once and then we'll avoid eye contact for the four years.

  • I am never going to clean this comforter. Maybe if I puke on it but probably still not.

  • This is my boyfriend. We're going to sex aisle you all the time.

  • I'm going to resent the fuck out of that.

  • I'll never tell you when somethings bothering me, but I will be extremely passive aggressive about it.

  • Hooking up with you will be the first mistake I make in college but definitely not the last.

  • This room is kinda miserable but I'm 18 and absolutely anything is better than living with my parents.

  • Oh I'm on scholarship so I'm only paying 20 grand to get fucked up.

  • Remember what I look like now because I'm going to gain 15 pounds.

  • I'm going to bring back a ton of frat boys and I don't really care if you're in here.

  • I'll pretend to be sleepin and hate every second of it.

  • Also I'm huge 'N Sync fan... No Strings Attached changed my life.

  • Hi! I'm going to pursue you sexually.

Hey! Do you guys want to come grab food with a big group of people terrified of eating alone.

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如果大學新生在搬進來的那天是誠實的 (If College Freshmen Were Honest On Move-In Day)

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    江德修 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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