字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 So what you’re saying is What? This outfit? PSSH I wear this all the time Not just because it’s christmas, because Martina made me wear this outfit And she actually forced me to Go to the store to buy this for a christmas video. Oh this bag, This bag has a really special place in my heart So when I was teaching back in the day Back in the day One of my students came to school with this bag And I think I should just read it To you so you guys know what it says It’s a birthday bag and and it says: ”Drugstore That Sell Look Drug-gist - Disclaimer: This document is Intended to provide general information Only and is not a substitution for medical Or psychiatric evaluation and treatment The author and the committee are not engaged In providing professional services or medical advice” Highlighted in blue ”To the individual reader. Each individual’s health is unique All matters regarding health or A particular health situation should be Supervised by a health care professional The author and the committee shall not Be held responsible or liable For any harm or loss allegedly Arising directly or indirectly from Any information in this document.” I have a feeling that (Happy birthday) This was just a disclaimer That was copied from like A medical magazine That’s what I’m saying! It’s so... They just copied a disclaimer And pasted it at the bottom of this bag And they’re like ”Happy birthday” Drugstore that sell Look? Is there a drugstore that buys? The drugstore that buys is your Shady uncle Ronny, that you know You shouldn’t hang out with alone. We’ve seen Engrish in Korea before where A company was trying to get Across a message, like the Twonkle Twonkle Donkey. Like they messed up a letter On the keyboard and it was kind of funny They googled translated something off and Off, we know you’re a big company and You’re professional whatever that’s okay. That’s fine, but this!? It’s not even an attempt This, they just copied and pasted And it makes no sense, like someone Just needed to make their English cooler And they’re just like ”Look at this cool design I made” And people are like ”Well I don’t speak Literally any English whatsoever, So I will go with this look.” What makes this bag so wonderful Is that not only has it got Bizarre English on it and A whole bunch of fun faces But this is also going to be our Christmas WTF special DANG DANG You see that all in there? Remember when we restarted these WTF segments, we wanted to be Able to give you some off this stuff afterwards And now that it’s christmas, why not? IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS So we have some very special WTF items in here That we want to give to you guys. So the WTF items are ones That we have already shown before On our last segments. Not all of them, because some of them are kind of gross, I think some of them Went in our mouths and stuff and Yeah.. You don’t want stuff in our mouths... Ok, special memories Simon It’s the W hydrated gel breast pack Just for you It’s the one Simon used, I even Put it back in the container With all his chest hairs on it Lies (It’s not) We got the 4D black mask for men Oh my god The controversial roller The penis massager I don’t want to give the rest Of them away ‘cause someone’s Gonna win this entire package We got more stuff in there And we wanna give it to you If you’d like to win this Glorious care package, Let us know in the comment section below Either in Youtube OR on our website Who’s obnoxious **** phone is that? It’s called construction honey OH I thought it was your phone Playing the Metallica Ooooh, you’re so sweeet You can’t call it if it’s Metallica and construction? Hehehehe, they both sound awful Oooooooooh *both plays their own version of Metallica* If you want to win this care package All you gotta do is let us know In the comment section below, What your favourite WTF segment is We’re gonna pick one winner And mail this out for you. And I want it to be from the 2013 WTFs. Not our ancient old WTFs Let us know from our new ones CHRISTMAS TIME IS HEEEREE JOY FOR ALL TO HEREEEE