"Hey, did you just come from outside?" Yes, and the weirdest thing happened

嗨你從外面回來的？ 對，發生了超怪的事情

I bumped into that girl... Yeah whatever! What's the weather like outside?

我遇到了那女孩... 管他的！外面天氣如何？

Is it warm? Is it cold? Do I need to bring a jumper? Should I bring a jacket?

冷嗎？熱嗎？我需要帶一件毛衣嗎？我需要帶夾克嗎？

I can't tell, or it's okay to just wear a t-shirt. Tell me cause I don't want to be uncomfortable.

我不知，還是我可以只穿個 t-shirt。 拜託告訴我，我不想要在外面不舒服

Cause you know, checking the weather myself is just too much effort. Why don't you just

畢竟你知道，自己查天氣對我來說實在太麻煩了。 你為何不google？

google it? You're in front of the laptop.

你就在電腦前欸！

Cause I'm busy... looking up Jessica Alba hairstyles 2014

因為我正在忙著看 Jessica Alba 2014 的髮型

Why last year? When did it become 2015?

為啥去年的？ 已經2015年了？

But the thing is all I actually wanna know is do I need any more layers of clothing.

我想知道的只是我需不需要穿比較多層衣服

Because whenever I do that thing when you stick your hand out to see if it's cold outside

因為每次我把手伸出窗外來看看會不會冷，

I just don't trust it. What's it like outside? Is it warm? Is it cold? Should I bring a jumper?

我都不相信那感覺。外頭如何？溫暖？冷？我要不要帶一件毛衣？

Because let's face it the hand is not a reliable source.

因為手的感覺不準阿

It's what you use to test the bath water.

就像我們在測試洗澡水的水溫時

And we all know how that goes down. That feels nice.

我們都知道那是甚麼情況。 嘔這水溫太棒了

No~~~ because when I look at the weather report, I just see numbers that is

不~~~ 因為當我看著天氣預報，我只看到一堆抽象的數字

this abstract reference and then I try to remember other days but it was like

然後我試著回想之前

18 degrees and what that felt like

18 度的時候是什麼感覺

18, what does 18 feel like. What was the weather that day last week?

18度，18度是甚麼感覺？上個禮拜那天天氣如何？

Was it 18? What was I wearing? This isn't a real memory now. You made this up.

18度？我穿了啥？這不是真的記憶，是你捏造的

You don't sit near pools as if you would remember the weather anyway.

你絕對不會坐在泳池旁，也不會記得當時的天氣啦！

which got me thinking: this is how weather reports should be.

這讓我不禁思考：這才是理想的天氣預報！

And for Natalie at home the weather outside is what you would consider kinda cold

為了在家蹲的 Natalie，外頭的天氣就是你會認為有點冷的天氣

Don't listen to Amy. She is "ridonculous." What you need to bring is your grey jumper.

別聽 Amy 的話，他根本無法理喻。你要帶的是你那件灰色的毛衣

Not the grey jumper that you know you usually wear around the house.

不是你在家穿的灰色毛衣

The grey jumper you bought that time in the city and you had frozen yogurt afterwards.

是那件之前你在市區買的那件，那天還吃了霜凍優格

That one would be enough. But if you gonna stay outside,

那件就夠了。但如果你要待在外面

it's gonna get a little bit chilly, so maybe should bring your black jumper with the hole in the back.

那就會有點冷，所以你應該帶你那件背後有洞的黑色毛衣

And don't worry, no one will see the hole. Excellent!

別擔心啦沒人會看到破洞。太棒了！

And the reporters could do that thing that they do now, that they go outside to prove the weather so you can see it,

到外面播報氣象給大家看

except they do it in your clothes.

但是要穿著你的衣服播報

Now I'm outside and just to prove it to Natalie

現在我在外頭然後要向 Natalie 證明

I'm gonna wear her t-shirt and it's still cold. It's very cold that so I recommend

我穿著他的 t-shirt 然後覺得超冷，這真的超冷所以

this cardigan that you just bought.

我建議你穿昨天買的開襟毛衣

Let me see. Now this is good.

讓我看看！ 很好！

Yeah I'm comfortable, yeah wear this today. Yeah, I know. I'm being dramatic but I'm a huge wuss if it's cold

我好舒服！對今天就穿這件！好啦我知道我有點太戲劇化了，但我真的很怕冷

And I just always end up standing next to warm air when we go outside.

所以我總是在出門時，站在暖氣附近

Ah, can you feel that? There's warm air coming from the vent. It's so warm. I'm gonna stay here.

阿斯~ 你有感覺到嗎？暖氣從管子出來，超溫暖的~ 我要待在這

- Ah, cool. but we have to go to dinner in there. - Just go without me I'll be here when you get back.

- 好喔，但我們要... - 就離我而去吧，等你回來時我還是會在這兒等著

Just go.

去吧

I know, first world first world problems. I'm too warm and now I'm too cold.

好我知道，是些無病呻吟的第一世界的問題。一下子好溫暖一下子好冷~

I wish I didn't have to carry a sweater with me. It weighs so much!

真希望我不用帶著一件毛外套，它好重！

I'll tell you what kids. Life is hard when it's not hard.

孩子我跟你說，人生隨時都很艱難

Yeah, anyway I hope you guys well. Thank you for watching my last two videos, by the way,

好啦無論如何感謝大家。感謝大家收看我之前的兩部影片

one of them was about TV binging

其中一片是關於電視上癮

and the other one was a talk. I really appreciate you guys sitting through that one and

另一個是一段談話，我很感謝各位都有觀賞那一部

for your lovely comments on both. I'll mention some those in "Porno Music Slash Comment Time".

以及大家溫暖的留言。在「Porno Music Slash Comment Time」我會提到一些留言

I hope you guys have been really well and yep it's actually been

希望大家都很好，然後對的這天氣冷到爆

freezing here. I don't know how people survive

我不知道大家

in this kinda weather. Sorry I should stop talking about weather

在這種天氣中怎麼活過來的。抱歉我該停止討論天氣

I know what what my weather report should say right now and at this point of the video

我知道天氣預報如何，還有影片到了這地步

you should probably stop cuz everyone's getting bored. I agree with that.

你該停了因為大家都覺得很無聊。我完全同意

And I hope you guys are well.

希望大家都過得很好

and I'll see you soon, bye.

很快就會見面了掰~