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  • ( engine roaring )

  • ( automatic gunfire )

  • HANG ON!

  • MAN, THIS GUY WILL NOT DIE.

  • DUDE, BUST OUT THAT NEW AXE. IT'S GOT MAD CRITS.

  • ( strums and chuckles )

  • UNH!

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • THAT'S 40 SASHES. SO, WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?

  • NO. WE GOTTA TURN THESE INTO STONEKEEP,

  • AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FIND WYNORSKI THE WISE

  • SO HE CAN DROP HIS MOUNT.

  • HE DROPS A FREAKI'' CLOCKWORK BEAR.

  • OH. OKAY. WELL, I KIND OF HAVE A THING WITH JENNY SOON.

  • I THOUGHT WE WERE HANGING OUT TONIGHT.

  • WELL, WE ARE. I MEAN, WE GOT PIZZA AND FROYO,

  • AND WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS.

  • OH.

  • I THOUGHT WE COULD, YOU KNOW, JUST FINISH MY QUEST LINE.

  • I'M SORRY. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GONNA BE SO LATE.

  • YEAH, WELL, WYNORSKI IS A TWO-MAN RAID,

  • SO, UM...

  • YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE, WHATEVER.

  • I'LL JUST-- I'LL PARLEY WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

  • HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? JENNY MAKES A GREAT MONK.

  • MAYBE I COULD GET HER TO COME HELP.

  • I DON'T WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOUR PLANS.

  • NO, TED, REALLY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

  • I DON'T WANT TO BE NEEDY.

  • ( sighs )

  • LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

  • YEAH, WELL...

  • LET'S GET TO STONEKEEP. THIS IS A TIME QUEST.

  • HI, NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING?

  • HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

  • ANYTHING I CAN DO?

  • ( toilet flushes )

  • ( cat meowing )

  • I MEAN, IT'S JUST, IF WE WIN TOMORROW, WE GO TO PLAYOFFS,

  • BUT IF WE LOSE, THAT'S IT.

  • THE SEASON'S OVER, WHICH IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE

  • 'CAUSE STARS HOLLOW HIGH IS CRAZY GOOD

  • AT KING OF THE HILL,

  • AND THEN I WOULD BE THE VGHS CAPTAIN

  • THAT DIDN'T GET US TO PLAYOFFS.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • ( sighs ) I'M RAMBLING.

  • I'M GONNA JUST SHUT UP NOW.

  • WHAT?

  • WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

  • STOP... SMILING AT ME, YOU WEIRDO.

  • WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

  • THAT I LOVE YOU.

  • OH, UM...

  • THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

  • THAT'S GOOD.

  • OKAY, NOW, WAIT, WAIT.

  • NOW I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I JUST BLEW THIS.

  • NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE.

  • I SHOULD JUST GET TO BED

  • BECAUSE WE HAVE THE BIG GAME TOMORROW,

  • AND, UM... YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE, RIGHT?

  • - OKAY. - JENNY, I--

  • - BYE. - YEAH.

  • GOOD LUCK... TO US.

  • OH, BRIAN, WHAT THE HELL?

  • ( imitates car engine and brakes )

  • BRIAN?

  • YOU IN HERE?

  • WHAT IS THIS?

  • Male Vocalist: ♪ THE CITY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING

  • SHE DOESN'T FEEL THE HEAT

  • THE CITY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER

  • WHAT KNOCKED HER OUT INTO THE STREETS

  • THE CITY'S THINKING THAT IT'S OVER

  • SHE'S ALREADY FAST ASLEEP

  • SO I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT

  • AND AM I READY

  • ( music rises to driving crescendo )

  • - ( music abruptly ends ) - HI, YEAH, CAN I GET 18 HOT WINGS...

  • ...FAMILY COMBO MEAL, AND A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE?

  • NO MOTOR BIKES IN THE DRIVE-THRU, SIR.

  • NO, I'M GONNA EAT ON MY BIKE. THAT'S COOL.

  • IT'S STATE LAW, SIR. I CAN'T--

  • NO. NO! I'M NOT GOING INSIDE!

  • I'M GONNA EAT IT ON MY BIKE!

  • SIR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME INSIDE.

  • ( The Law weeping; car horn blowing )

  • - SIR. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M LOST!

  • I DROVE 200 MILES THINKING ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND.

  • - SIR, I CAN'T SERVE YOU. - ( horn honking )

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HOME!

  • SIR?

  • HO, JEEZ.

  • ( breaker switches clunk noisily )

  • SCOTT. SCOTT!

  • OH, RIGHT. THE THING.

  • SALUTATIONS, ZWNERS, IT'S THE BIG DAY,

  • A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER CRAPPY, EMPTY DAY,

  • BUT BIGGER, BECAUSE OF ESPORTS.

  • MORE LIKE OMG SPORTS!

  • I HATE YOU.

  • HELLO THERE, I'M SHOT BOT 2.0,

  • ACTIVATED JUST IN TIME

  • TO WATCH VGHS TAKE ON STARS HOLLOW HIGH

  • IN AN OLD SCHOOL KING OF THE HILL SLUGFEST.

  • FIRST TO HOLD THE HILL FOR 10 MINUTES WINS THE GAME.

  • - SHOULD BE EXCITING, EH, SCOTT? - SURE.

  • I THINK WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS ABSOLUTELY!

  • BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS, WILL MARY MATRIX LET THE LAW PLAY

  • NOW THAT HE'S CLEARED HIS NAME?

  • ONE THING'S FOR SURE: MY BEST FRIEND IS GONE.

  • I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND, SCOTT.

  • BOOLEAN.

  • WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, SCOTT?

  • HE'S GONE.

  • I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE AND A DANISH, BUT DON'T TELL COACH.

  • THANKS.

  • SO... HOW YOU DOING?

  • ( chuckles )

  • I'M GOOD. AND YOU?

  • UM, I'M FINE.

  • YOU KNOW-- LITTLE NERVOUS.

  • HAVE A START MEETING WITH COACH IN A BIT.

  • BIG GAME TODAY, SO...

  • YEP. BIG GAME.

  • YEAH. HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?

  • YOU GET THEM NEW PLAYS MEMORIZED?

  • JENNY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT,

  • THAT'S FINE, BUT DON'T COME HERE

  • AND PRETEND LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, OKAY?

  • OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO.

  • YOU SHOULD GET TO YOUR MEETING.

  • HOW YOU FEELING THOSE FLAPJACKS, VGHS?

  • YOU HAVING A GOOD BRUNCHEON, SO FAR?

  • WHO ORDERED BLUEBERRY?

  • Ted: I DID.

  • TED!

  • AREN'T YOU GOING TO BRIAN'S GAME?

  • YEAH, I GUESS.

  • MAYBE I SHOULD.

  • Shane: ...BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY HOW PROUD I AM

  • THAT ALL OF YOU COULD BE HERE TODAY.

  • KI! THE KART RACERS NEED MORE SYRUP.

  • BUT VGHS IS FAMILY.

  • AND I KNOW AROUND HERE CERTAIN FAMILY MEMBERS

  • GET ALL THE ATTENTION.

  • ( coughs ) THE FPS TEAM!

  • ( laughter )

  • BUT TODAY IS ABOUT THE REST OF US,

  • AND BY THE REST OF US I MEAN THE BEST OF US.

  • NOW, STUDENTS OF VGHS,

  • I JUST HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION:

  • CAN YOU DIG IN?

  • WHOO!

  • TACO BOY 14!

  • - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. - FASTER! FASTER!

  • D.K.: REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU IN CLASS TODAY.

  • - YEAH! - NO! DON'T!

  • ( overlapping chatter )

  • WHOA!

  • COME ON, DOMINO!

  • WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!

  • D.K.: THEODORE! YOU SAID

  • YOU'D BE AT YOUR FRIEND'S FPS TOURNEY.

  • WHAT GIVETH?

  • YOU GUYS ARE GAMBLING. YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES.

  • ( chuckling ) THEODORE, WE'RE DRIFTERS.

  • WE DON'T BREAK THE RULES,

  • WE BEND THEM, THEN WE DRIFT AROUND THOSE BENDS.

  • WHY DON'T YOU GO FETCH US SOME SODAS.

  • Boy: YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!

  • COME ON, CLUTCH!

  • YOU GOT IT, CLUTCH!

  • YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!

  • THAT'S IT, COME ON!

  • - BEHIND YOU! - I CALL NEXT!

  • ( tires screech, clatter )

  • I'M LOOKING FOR A BOY.

  • FOURTEEN, LOVES TACOS,

  • LAST SEEN GETTING THRASHED BY ME

  • IN A LACERATION FORCE PUB SERVER,

  • THEN RUNNING TO THE MODS AND CALLING ME A CHEATER.

  • I TRACKED DOWN HIS I.P. ADDRESS TO THIS LAME-ASS SCHOOL,

  • AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I TAKE HIM DOWN.

  • ( low ) I'M TACO BOY 14.

  • WHAT?!

  • WENDELL, IF THE SCHOOL FINDS OUT YOU'VE BEEN--

  • I KNOW, THEY'LL THROW ME OUT OF THE FIGHTING TEAM.

  • I KNOW, I JUST-- KI, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH CONFRONTATION.

  • WHAT WAS THAT?

  • OH, NO, NO, NOTHING.

  • UM, I JUST SAID, UH,

  • I SAID THAT THESE-- THESE PANCAKES,

  • THEY, UM, CAN'T HANDLE MY MASTICATION.

  • I AM TACO BOY 14.

  • INTERESTING.

  • DID YOU... WANT YOUR REVENGE NOW, OR...?

  • EAT FIRST. REVENGE LATER.

  • SIT.

  • JACKS RUSHES TO THE LEFT WITH DOUBLE SMGS, PROVIDING YOU COVERAGE.

  • JACKS SHOULD HANG BACK. GAMES SHOULD FLANK LEFT

  • AND THEN HOLD TIGHT IN THAT POSITION UNTIL WE'RE ABLE TO GET BACK UP IT.

  • THAT'S ROOKIE TACTICS. WE NEED TO THROW EVERYTHING WE HAVE AT THEM.

  • WE NEED TO BE AGGRESSIVE. COME ON, JENNY, FOCUS.

  • MOM, I WANT TO DATE BRIAN.

  • NO. NOW CAN WE GET BACK TO THIS? WE NEED TO PREP FOR THE GAME.

  • LET ME REPHRASE THAT:

  • I AM DATING BRIAN.

  • OH. WELL, I'VE GOT A GAME TO PREP

  • BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE BENCHED.

  • NO, COULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND HERE?

  • I SWEAR, JENNY, IF YOU'RE SCREWING AROUND WITH ME--

  • - HE SAID HE LOVES ME. - I'M NOT DOING THIS.

  • BRIAN MEANS IT, MOM. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?

  • I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH YOU SCREW UP YOUR CAREER!

  • WHEN WE GET TO THE PLAYOFFS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE PRO CONTRACTS ON THE TABLE,

  • AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE FOCUS NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE?

  • THE SAD TRUTH IS THAT GUYS LIKE BRIAN,

  • THEY GET IN THE WAY, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD DID.

  • IT WAS HARD, YOU KNOW.

  • IT WAS REALLY HARD TO STAND IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE

  • AND SAY THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE

  • WHO GETS TO CALL YOU MOM.

  • YOU'RE NOT A MOM.

  • YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME.

  • AND DAD, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GOT IN THE WAY,

  • HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

  • HE DID EVERYTHING WITH ME

  • THAT A MOTHER SHOULD DO WITH A DAUGHTER.

  • HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO FIX MY HAIR.

  • HE-- HE SHOWED ME HOW TO TALK TO BOYS.

  • HE DID EVERYTHING YOU WOULDN'T DO BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T AROUND.

  • SO, YEAH, NOW YOU CAN TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I CAN PLAY,

  • BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHO TO CARE ABOUT.

  • I'M DATING BRIAN.

  • HAVE FUN RIDING THE BENCH, THEN.

  • THAT'S YOUR CALL, COACH.

  • - SO, YOU'RE NOT TACO BOY 14. - YES, I AM.

  • LOOK, I'VE PLAYED A LOT OF LACERATION FORCE.

  • I THINK I WOULD KNOW KI SWAN,

  • THE DAUGHTER OF THE GAME'S CREATOR, WHEN I SEE HER.

  • FINE. I'M KI, BUT THAT DOESN'T--

  • AND I ALSO KNOW YOU QUIT THE PUB CIRCUIT TWO YEARS AGO.

  • YOU GET BORED OR SOMETHING?

  • NO. I SIMPLY MASTERED THE GAME.

  • - IT WASN'T FUN ANYMORE. - ( laughs )

  • THAT'S CALLED GETTING BORED, KI,

  • WHICH IS NUTS BECAUSE LACERATION FORCE ROCKS.

  • I'VE LOGGED 30,000 HOURS AND I'M STILL HAVING FUN AT IT.

  • JEEZ. YOU MUST GET BORED AT EVERYTHING.

  • I DO.

  • HEY. WE SHOULD FIGHT.

  • - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW.

  • THAT'S KIND OF WHY I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING.

  • WHY DO YOU GET UP OUT OF BED EVERY MORNING?

  • I DON'T KNOW.

  • TELL YOU WHAT: IF I WIN, YOU TELL ME WHO TACO BOY 14 IS,

  • AND IF YOU WIN, I'LL LEAVE.

  • WHAT DO YOU SAY?