Name: 【艾倫秀】什麼！當艾倫變成總統的那一天？？ (Ellen for President- talk show)
Uploaded: 2015-04-09T02:53:21.000Z
Duration: 5 min 57 s

- Who drove here today? Anybody driving here today?

- 誰今天在這裡開車？今天有人在這裡開車嗎？

你看，我今天開車去上班，我 --

在這裡，我想讓你看看我看到的東西。

You can imagine my excitement when the car in front of me

你可以想象我的興奮，當我前面的車

It's a little blurry 'cause I was driving really, really fast,

它'有點模糊'因為我開得真的很快。

No, I didn't take a picture when I was driving.

"Wow, there's someone with my last name and Oprah's last name

哇，有人跟我的姓和奧普拉的姓一樣。

running for Vice President and President of the United States."

It was really somebody's wishful thinking,

and so, I'm flattered that someone thought of that,

所以，我'受寵若驚，有人想到了這一點。

Really, I can't be President How come she's President?

真的，我當不了總統，她怎麼會是總統？

I could be President. I was the president

of the Squirrels and Bird Association of Metarie, LA

洛杉磯梅塔裡松鼠和鳥類協會的成員

I was overthrown by a squirrel named Lars,

我被一隻叫拉爾斯的松鼠推翻了。

that somebody would trust me to run the country,

有人會信任我去管理這個國家。

but if I want real power in changing people's lives,

但如果我想要真正的力量改變人們的生活'。

but I have to admit, when I saw that bumper sticker,

但我不得不承認，當我看到那個保險槓貼紙的時候。

作為總統的一天會是什麼樣子。

I would imagine it would be something like this.

是的，德傑尼勒斯總統在這裡，是的。

The official animal of America will be the baby goat.

That's right, if you honk your horn the second after

沒錯，如果你在按完喇叭後的第二秒就按喇叭的話

the light turns green, you lose your privilege to drive.

燈光變綠，你就失去了開車的權利。

From henceforth on, it shall be illegal to enter a Starbucks

從今以後，進入星巴克的行為將是非法的。

unless you already know your order, that's right.

除非你已經知道你的訂單，那'是的。

Furthermore, if I watch "The Bachelor Tells All"

此外，如果我看了"單身漢全訊網址"

and The Bachelor does not tell all in fact,

而《單身漢》並沒有告訴所有的事實。

he will be arrested, 'cause ain't nobody got time for that.

他將被逮捕，'原因是'沒有人得到時間的。

[cheers and applause] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[歡呼聲和掌聲]哈，哈，哈，哈，哈！

呃，克雷格？你能讓安迪進來嗎？

the other Andy for his 1:01 p.m. briefing?

- 嗨，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。- 嗨，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說

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