what do I do to look more like you?

我要怎麼做才可以更像妳？

- What?

- 什麼東西？

- I literally am trying to like--

- 我試著要...

I'm working out. I'm doing everything I can.

我現在有在運動，然後竭盡全力地嘗試所有可能

What do I do?

所以我該怎麼做？

- [sighs]

- (嘆氣)

I don't know.

不知道欸

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

如果我告訴妳了，我就得殺了妳

Like, seriously. It's a secret.

我是認真的，這是秘密

- It's a secret? - Mm-hmm.

- 這是一個秘密哦？ - 嗯哼

- All right, 'cause literally,

- 好吧

I'm doing everything I possibly can.

因為我真的已經盡力嘗試所有方法了

I'll show you during the break what i'm doing.

休息時間我再示範給妳看我都做了什麼

- Yikes.

- 天啊

- And then you'll tell me what you did for your birthday.

- 然後妳可以告訴我妳生日是怎麼過的

- Deal, deal. - It's a deal.

- 一言為定 - 就這麼說定了

First of all, I don't know if you saw Nicki

首先，我不知道你們有沒有看到妮姬

on " Saturday Night Live."

在「週六夜現場」的演出

- You were fantastic. - Thank you.

- 妳超級棒的 - 謝謝！

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼與掌聲)

Thank you.

謝謝～

- You did--

- 妳...

She did impressions of Kim Kardashian and Beyonce.

她模仿了金·卡戴珊以及碧昂絲

If you didn't see it.

如果你們沒看到演出的話，我現在告訴你們

And I thought you did a really good job on both,

我認為妳模仿得非常好

and especially Beyonce.

特別是碧昂絲的部分

- Thank you.

- 謝謝妳

- Did you hear from either of them?

- 演出後，她們兩位有聯絡妳嗎？

- [laughs]

- (大笑)

No. - No?

沒有 - 沒有嗎？

No, You're really good. - Me doing that pout.

妳模仿得真的很好 - 我在弄那個噘嘴

'Cause you know how she's always like--

你知道她 (金·卡戴珊) 總是這樣

[smacks lips]

(咂嘴)

[laughs]

(大笑)

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和掌聲)

Yeah.

對吧

- I thought you did a good job,

- 我認為妳模仿得棒極了

and I didn't think it was a slam to either of them.

我並不認為妳是在損她們

I thought you were honoring both of them.

我認為妳很尊敬她們

- No, no, because I love both of them.

- 當然，她們兩個我都很愛

I love both of them. - Yeah.

我愛她們兩個 - 是呀

Now, when you have-- the album--

當妳... 這張專輯...

First of all, the songs I've heard,

首先，我聽過其中幾首歌

'cause I haven't heard all of them

我還沒聽過全部的歌

'Cause there's still some

因為有一些歌

that you have not let me hear yet.

妳還不讓我聽

- Right.

- 沒錯

- But there seems to be

- 但似乎很多歌是

a lot of stuff about relationship.

關於感情的事情

There's, like, "Bed Of Lies."

例如，「謊言之床」

There's other things, "Pills N Potions," right?

還有其他的，像是「迷藥」，對吧？

So is something going on that you'd like

所以是不是有什麼事情

to talk to me about?

妳想要跟我聊聊？

- Uh...

- 呃...

[laughter]

(笑聲)

- How are you doing? You okay?

- 妳還好嗎？

- You know what? I'm really happy.

- 妳知道嗎？我其實很快樂

- Okay. - I'm really, really happy.

- 好 - 我真的非常快樂

And I think that's what it's all about, right?

我想這才是重點，是吧？

- It is. It's all about being happy.

- 是呀，重點是要快樂

- I can't-- thank you.

- 我沒辦法... 謝謝

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和掌聲)

I just-- I just feel like sometimes you don't know

有時你不知道為何

why something crazy or difficult or emotional

某些瘋狂、困難或感情上的事情

is happening in your life

會發生在你身上

until you are able to use it to, like, help other people

直到你能夠透過這些經驗來幫助其他人

or use it to be therapeutic to yourself and to grow from it.

或將之視為有益於己且能從中成長的事時才會真的了解

And know I realize why I had so much of an emotional year.

而現在我也體悟到了為什麼這一年是如此的不平靜

I mean, I was writing my album,

我之前正在籌備我的專輯

and I think I needed to grow as a human being.

我認為我需要成為一個更好的人

And now because of it, I just feel, like, better.

也因為這樣，現在我的狀態更好了

I feel more peaceful.

感到更平靜

I feel like I've gotten rid of things

我覺得我已經擺脫了那些

that were not healthy for me, you know what I mean?

對我有害的事物

And that's all you can really hope for, right?

而這也是我們真正所期望的，不是嗎？

- You-- listen.

- 妳... 聽著

[applause]

(掌聲)

I am so glad that you're feeling peaceful.

我很開心妳感到平靜

You know how much I love you.

妳知道我有多愛妳

I have a gift for you. - Oh, my god.

我有個禮物要送給妳 - 天啊

- It's just a little surprise.

- 只是一個小驚喜而已

[both scream]

(一起尖叫)

- Stop!

- 住手！！！

[whimpering] Oh, my god!

(啜泣) 我的天啊！！！

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和掌聲)

[laughing]

(大笑)

No, I hate you so much. I could've broken my neck.

我好恨妳哦。我的脖子原本可能會斷掉欸

Who is that man?

那個男的是誰啊！

- Uh-oh.

-喔哦

Did you want to see more videos?

你是不是想要看更多的影片？

Hold on.

等等喔

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和掌聲)

- This is my first time on a talk show.

- 這是我第一次上脫口秀

- What is it, Noah? - My first time one a talk show.

- 諾亞，你說什麼？ - 這是我第一次上脫口秀

- Oh, man. Welcome.

- 哦！很高興你來上我節目

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和掌聲)

[laughter]

(笑聲)