and I am here with the one and the only, the lovely

我身旁的是 可愛的

- Joseph Sugg

Joesph Sugg

- Where can people find you on YouTube?

大家要怎麼在 YouTube上找到你呢

- You can find me on ThatcherJoe, just type that in.

你可以搜尋 ThatcherJoe

- Go and subscribe, leave him nasty comments

訂閱他的頻道 給他不愉快的留言

cause he's the fucking worst.

因為他是最糟的

Y'all know that I fucking love everything in British,

你們都知道我愛英國的所有東西

but then I'm over here and I'm like,

但我在英國這裡

I don't fucking know anything y'all are talking about.

不了解你們在講的所有事

So Joe was like, "let's just have a little moment.

所以Joe說 "我們用一小段時間"

"I'm going to teach you everything."

"我來教你所有事"

So we thought why not share it with you guys as it happens?

我們想 何不把這段時間分享給大家?

I'm a little nervous.

我有一點緊張

- I'm going to show you the finest in British cuisine.

我要給你們英國最好吃的東西

- I'm so "rettie."

我 "準配" 好了

- Rettie? I'm so ready.

準配? 我準備好了

- I am so "rettie."

我 "準配" 好了

- It's a "d", ready.

是ㄅ 準備

- [Tyler] Red D - That's it.

準備 對

- I'm ready.

我準備好了

- But Tyler, I don't think we're ready.

但是我不覺得我們準備好了 Tyler

- Well Joe, what should we do?

Joe 我們該做什麼

- Let's get changed together.

我們先換好衣服吧

- OK.

好

- Oh, I look so good.

噢 我看起來真棒

- So British.

真英國

- So "bri-ish"

真 因國

- Try and roll your "r,' Brrr-itish"

試試彈舌頭 英國

- Brr-itish. (laughing)

英國 (大笑)

Nailed it!

成功!

- First of all do you actually know

首先 你知道

whereabouts in Britain we actually are right now?

我們在英國的哪裡嗎?

- Oy vey, I literally have no clue.

喔(沮喪) 我完全沒有概念

- Where is Scotland?

蘇格蘭在哪?

- Scotland!

蘇格蘭!

- Well, that's not even on the map.

那不在地圖上

- You pointed up here earlier, so over here.

你剛剛指那邊耶 在這

- Yeah, I'll give you that. Where's Wales?

嗯 算你對 威爾士在哪?

Think about it.

想一想

- Here?

這裡?

No,(laughing) like I don't know.

不(大笑) 我不知道

- There? Yeah, well, we'll give you that.[Tyler]-Right? -It's there.

-這裡? 好吧勉強算你對 -我答對了嗎? -其實是在那邊

- Well, I meant, my hand slipped.

呃 我剛剛手滑啦

- Whereabouts is London?

倫敦在哪裡?

- Yeah, we'll give you that. - [Tyler] Here it is.

-對 算你對 -它在這

- Yeah let's do one more, where's Cornwall?

再一個 康沃爾在哪

- Wait, really?

等等 真的嗎?

- That's not Cornwall. - [Tyler] Right here?

-這不是康沃爾 -這裡嗎?

- That's Ireland, the Republic of Ireland.

那是愛爾蘭 愛爾蘭共和國

- That's what I meant, yeah, I was giving a little shout out

喔 我只是想跟愛爾蘭人

to the Irish people.

打個招呼

That's what I meant.

我本來是指這邊

- OK, well you are pretty sure at that.

好 你蠻清楚的

- Got it. You have such a spread over here.

成功 你那邊有好多果醬

- We've got a good spread, yeah, you're right.

我們有很好的果醬 你答對了

Now this, this is the drink-- - [Tyler] It's big--

-這是飲料 -好大一瓶

- Yeah, I know it's big,.

對 我知道它很大一瓶

- This is the drink

這飲料

traditionally found in Scottish highlands.

過去來自蘇格蘭高地

- We found it in a grocery store, give it to me.

我們是在雜貨店裡找到的 給我

- Yeah, can you actually pronounce what it's called?

你可以念出它的名字嗎?

- "Eern breer."

"Eern breer"

- That's actually not too bad.

還不算太糟 其實

- That was my Scottish impression.

那是我對蘇格蘭的印象

- [Joseph] Irn Bru. - I-un-breh?

irn bru(飲料名)

- Irn bru, bru.

Irn bru, bru

(laughing)

(大笑)

- "bluh"

"bluh"

- [Joseph] Irn bru. - In my tea cup.

倒進我的茶杯

- Bottom's up! As one would say.

乾杯! 我們(英國)會這麼說

- That would mean something very different with my people.

我們(美國)會想到另一種意思去

- That's good, delicious, it's like orange soda.

好喝 像橘子汽水

- Is this diet?

那是健怡汽水嗎?

- Oh no, it's not, I'm sorry.

不是 抱歉

- This drink is pretty much found everywhere in England.

這飲料在英國很常見

This is very, very cheap and very, very strong.

這很便宜 味道又很強烈

It's like 9%. - [Tyler] Is it alcohol?

-這大概是9% -這是酒精飲料嗎?

- [Joseph] Yeah. - Give it to me.

-對 -讓我喝喝看

I feel like the classiest bitch.

我感覺自己像是最經典的蕩婦

- Right. (singing) ♫ We like to drink with Tyler

對 (唱) 我們喜歡跟Tyler一起喝酒

♫ 'cause Tyler is our mate

因為Tyler是我們的夥伴

♫ and when we drink with Tyler

我們跟Tyler一起喝酒時

♫ what you get is start at eight,

你會倒數八

♫ seven, six, five, Yay! ♫

七六五 Yay!

(cheering)

(歡呼)

- [Tyler] That's good. - How's that?

-真棒 -如何?

- I could literally drink the rest of that, I love beer.

我真的可以把剩下的喝光光 我愛啤酒

- [Tyler] Is it beer? - The strongest beer ever.

-這算啤酒嗎? -最烈的啤酒

It's like drinking cardboard. - [Tyler] Mmm.

很像在吃厚紙板

- [Joseph] Scampi? - Scampi's shrimp

Scampi's 蝦子

- Is it? II don't even know what it is.

是嗎? 我連這是什麼都不知道

- Right?

是嗎?

(gagging)

(覺得噁心)

- That smells like the dirtiest ass hole.

聞起來像最髒的屁眼

- It looks like it, too.

看起來也很像

- What kind of ass holes do you hang out with?

你都跟什麼樣的屁眼出去玩?

Three, two, one.

三 二 一

It's not bad. - [Joseph] No, it's not bad.

-還不賴 -還不賴

- It smells 10 times worse than it tastes.

它聞起來比吃起來糟糕十倍

- Yeah.

對

- Pork Scratchings

炸豬皮

- It smells like dog food, and I've eaten dog food.

這聞起來像狗食 我吃過狗食

- [Joseph] Ah, look at that. - That's not Tyler-- no

-呃 看看他 -Tyler, 這不是-- 不

No! (squealing)

不 (尖叫)

- Careful you don't break your teeth as well.

小心你的牙齒

I've broken my teeth before

我之前把牙齒咬斷過

- (loud belch) Bad beer. - Oh, Jesus.

-(打嗝) 啤酒害的 -噢天哪

- Three, two, one.

三 二 一

- Oh my god, no I don't like that one bit.

噢我的天哪 我不喜歡

It's like I'm chewing sand.

感覺像在嚼沙子

Smell my fingers.

聞聞看我的手指

- Uh, Jesus.

噢天哪

- That's not the Pork Cracklings. (laughing)

那不是炸豬皮的味道 (大笑)

- Have you had Digestive Biscuits before?

你吃過消化餅乾嗎?

- What? (laughing) no.

什麼? (大笑) 沒有

- Ever had a Digestive?

從來沒吃過消化餅乾?

- That sounds like a medication of some sort.

聽起來像某種藥

I'm ready for that.

我準備好了

- Tells me drunk buying this, doesn't it.

這一定是神智不清的時候買的 對不對

Shall we have a race, see who can eat it fastest?

我們來比賽 看誰吃得比較快

- Oh, I'll fuck your shit up.

噢 我一定會贏的

- Three, two, one, go.

三 二 一 開始

- (mumbles) What in the world?

(咕噥)這什麼世界

- (mumbles) It's so dry. It's so dry.

(咕噥)好乾喔

(laughing)

(大笑)

- What? Does it look gross?

看起來很噁心嗎?

- [Both] Rainbow Drops.

彩虹水果糖

(laughing) Yum.

(大笑) 好吃

- Next up we've got Flumps. - [Tyler] Of course.

-接著我們有棉花糖 -當然

- Remember these? - [Tyler] No.

-記得這個嗎? -不記得

Oh, is this all?

蛤 就這麼多?

- You got that in your throat hole?

你把它塞進喉嚨?

- Ah, it's a bloody marshmallow.

這是血腥棉花糖

- It's a bloody marshmallow.

血腥棉花糖

(Joseph mumbling)

(Joseph 喃喃自語)

- I have no clue what you just said.

我完全聽不懂你說了什麼

- How do you know I said anything?

你怎麼知道我說了

(Tyler mumbling)

(Tyler 咕噥)

(repeated mumbled sentence)

(重播喃喃自語的句子)

- We've got Sherbet Dip Dabs.

這是果汁跳跳糖

- [Tyler] Hey. - You have sherbet in your--

你會有一枝果汁糖

- Sherbet, yeah.

果汁糖 對

- It's like cocaine for children.

這就像小孩的古柯鹼

(belch) Have some of that.

(打嗝) 給你聞

- No. (laughing) No!

不要 (大笑) 不要

- Marmite, ever try Marmite before?

馬麥醬 你試過馬麥醬嗎?

- I don't think so.

應該沒有

No, you don't need that much.

不 不用這麼多吧

- Yeah you do. - [Taylor] No you don't.

-你要這麼多 -不 不用

- 'Cause people always put not enough on and gah.

人們總是放的不夠多 阿

- You're, no, you're fucking with me.

不 你在騙我

You don't need that much.

不用放那麼多

- Yeah, you honestly do.

你真的需要加這麼多

Three, two, one, eat.

三 二 一 吃吧

Wuzzah.

(亂叫)

- I think-- - See it's nice.

-我想 -看吧很好吃阿

- No, no, no.

不 不 不

- With your fish and chips you always have mushy peas.

吃炸魚薯條的時候 你可以配豌豆泥

It smells like sewage.

它聞起來像水溝水

- And you want me to eat it?

而你要叫我吃這個?

Count me down you fuck.

幫我倒數啦

- Five, four, three, two, one, consume.

五 四 三 二 一 吃光它

(laughing)

(大笑)

Good lad. Good lad.

好樣的 好樣的

- That's not bad. - [Joseph] See.

-還不賴 -看吧

- That looks like fucking cat food.

它看起來像貓食

- [Joseph] It's pate. - It's a par-tay with a pate.

-這是肉醬 -這是有肉醬的派對

That is cat food

這是貓食

and you're a fucking bitch. - [Tyler] It's pate.

-你這個*** -這是肉醬啦

- If it tastes like cat food

如果它吃起來跟貓食一樣

I'm going to shit down your throat.

我就要給你吃大便