[groaning]: Oh.

-Uh, how's it goin', Orange?

-Oh, you know... I'm... [groans]

-Dude, you don't look too good.

-[moans] Hey, hey Pear.

-Yeah? What is it, Orange?

-[retching]

-Agh!

-[groans] -Gross.

-I don't feel so good, Pear.

You're gonna have to take over.

-Sure, no pro--

wait... what?

Uhh...

Hey, hey Turnip? Hey.

Turnip, hey. -Hey, what's up, Pear?

-Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could, uh, "turn up."

[chuckles] -What?

-You know, "turnip." [chuckles]

-What are you getting at, man?

-Nothing, it's just a joke.

You don't--turnip?

-W-what are you talking about?

You think I'm late?

-No, it's just-- -I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right?

I'm ready when I'm ready. -Okay, okay, okay.

-I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else's, you hear me?

-Okay. I'm sorry.

-You're bombing, Pear.

-Look, I've never done this before.

-Just call him something he's not.

That always works for me. -All right.

Hey, hey Turnip.

-I'm not talkin' to you.

-Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish.

[chuckles] Get it? Fat radish. Ha-ha.

-[crying]

-Whoa-whoa-whoa, Turnip, dude.

-Why are you doing this to me?

-Way to go, Pear.

-Geez, I didn't know he was gonna cry.

-Oh, my God, what's going on here?

-Pear made Turnip cry. -No, it's not like that.

-[sobbing] He called me fat.

-Pear! What's wrong with you?

-No, this is Orange's fault. He told me to do it.

-Hey, keep it down. I'm havin' a sick day over here.

-Is that all you have to say for yourself, Pear?

-Ehh--dude, you gotta help me get out of this.

What do I say now? -Oh, I don't know.

I just usually make funny noises.

Everyone loves that. -All right.

Hey, hey Turnip, hey.

-What do you want now?

-Hey, I bet you can't do this.

Owrr! Owrr! Owrr!

-Wha-- is that supposed to be me?

'Cause I'm fat, right?

'Cause I'm always eatin'.

-No, Pear's just trying to-- you know-- cheer you up.

Right, Pear? -Owrr! Owrr!

-[sobbing]

You're a monster!

-Pear! -I'm sorry!

-No-no-no, you're doing it all wrong, Pear.

It's more like this.

Nya-nya-nya-nya, nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...

-[chuckles]

[laughter]

-[retches]

-Eww! -Ewww!

-Ugh. I don't remember eating that.

-Uh, look. Why don't we all just call it a night?

Huh, guys? -Yeah, I second that.

-[sniffles] Okay.

-Oh... Hey! Hey, Fat Radish!

-Orange! -I'm not a fat radish!

-No, not you. Fat Radish.

-[slurps drink]

What's up with you, Orange?

-Knife! -Yaahh!

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