President Bush would get the same thing when he did TV shows.

如果布希總統當初有上電視節目的話，他也會受到同樣的待遇

It's the nature of the job, I guess.

我想這也是當總統的宿命之一

Especially now that we have Twitter, but I think it's important to remember

尤其我們現在還有推特，但我覺得很重要的一點，要記得

that presidents are people, too.

總統也是人啊

And from time to time, we give celebrities a chance to read some of the mean things people tweet about them.

我們時不時會給名人機會，讓他們看看大家在推特上毒舌批評的言論

And tonight, we extended that same courtesy to our Commander in Chief, and...

而今晚，我們以同樣的方式來禮遇我們的美軍總司令，而...

It's time out for an all President Obama edition of MeanTweets.

這一刻來臨了，請收看MeanTweets之歐巴馬總統特輯

Obama's hair is looking grayer these days.

這陣子，歐巴馬的白頭髮越來越多了

Can't imagine why since he doesn't seem to be one bit worried about all that's going on.

不懂為什麼耶，因為他似乎也沒在煩惱最近發生什麼事啊

Is there any way we could fly Obama to some golf course half way around the world and just leave him there?

有沒有個方法可以把歐巴馬扔半個地球遠，然後丟在某個高爾夫球場？

Well, RWSurferGirl

這個嘛，RW衝浪女孩

I think that's a great idea.

我覺得這個點子還不錯

A 30 rack of Coors Light is 23 dollars now at Sun Stop.

現在在Sun Stop買一箱30罐的酷爾斯啤酒要花23塊美金了

Thanks, Obama.

還真是謝謝你啊，歐巴馬

How do you make Obama's eyes light up?

要怎麼讓歐巴馬的眼睛炯炯有神？

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

朝他耳朵開手電筒就好拉

That's pretty good.

這方法還真不賴

Somebody send Obama some lifehacks on how to be a good president.

來人啊！給歐巴馬一些絕技，教他如何當個好總統

Haha. Like, I bet that would help. lol

哈哈，我想那會有幫助的，笑倒 (註：lol 是 laugh out loud 的縮寫)

The "lol" is redundant when you have the "haha".

lol 是贅字，因為你都已經說haha了

I'm alright with the President wearing jeans.

對於總統穿牛仔褲，我沒意見

I'm not alright with the President wearing THOSE jeans.

但對於總統穿那些很俗的牛仔褲，我就有意見了

Can I just say something? - yeah

我可以說些話嗎？- 好

I think that's mean, and I don't think there's anything wrong with the jeans you wear.

那太毒了，我覺得你穿的那些牛仔褲沒什麼問題啊

Jimmy, I think they've got a point.

Jimmy，我覺得他們說的滿有道理的

Have you been working out?

你有在健身嗎？

Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

嗨，我是Jimmy Kimmel

Are you sad that the video was over?

影片結束了，你很難過嗎？

Or subscribe to our YouTube channel, and you'll never be sad again, ever.

或來訂閱我們的YouTube頻道，你就不會再難過了，絕對不會