How could this not be working? This is a new car, what…

怎麼可能壞了,這是新車耶

Hey, good morning! I'm good, have a good one.

早啊,我很好,祝你好運

I just wanna go to bed.

好想回房睡覺

How am I gonna get the money to pay for my car? Maybe I'll ask my parents.

修車錢要從哪來?問問爸媽好了

Oh god, this guy.

天呀,是這傢伙

Hey, what's up? Hey! You walk today?

嗨,早呀,今天走路呀?

Yeah. That's good exercise.

是項好運動

It is. my calves are burning.

對呀,我腳好痠呢

Oh. You don't know anything about my life.

你一點都不懂我的生活

God…..how does an ankle moves like that

天…膝蓋怎麼會這樣

Cute strut, girl. Who is that guy?

小妞,這踏步不錯喔 –他哪位呀

Allison, I need to talk to you about showing up late today.

艾莉森,我得跟妳談談今天的遲到

You know, it's really important that everybody just be on the same page.

大家理念必須一致,這很重要

Hope you're happy with yourself, Allison you're XXXX up.

希望妳開心,艾莉森,妳搞砸了

Look, Allison's talking to the big boss.

看,艾莉森在跟老闆說話

Yeah, I bet she's getting that promotion.

我猜她要升職了

People have been saying things?

有人在說閒話?

I mean, I'm not gonna name many names about this.

我是指,我不是要提很多名字

Are you happy, Allison? Everyone hates you.

高興了吧,艾莉森,大家都討厭妳

She deserves it. Totally. Yeah.

她應得的,真的

His Facebook official with this bitch?

他跟這婊子穩定交往中?

He wouldn't even tag me in a photo, what is she?

他從來不在相片標記我,她是哪根蔥

She's so pretty.

她好美

What's so funny?

是什麼這麼好笑?

Oh umm… this is really silly video about monkeys. It's bonobos,

是個猴子的好笑影片,這是倭黑猩猩

so they just like make love all the time and never fight.

他們整天交配,永不吵架

Oh, those are the ones with the big butts.

喔,就是有大屁股的那個呀

Okay, thank you so much.

好,非常謝謝你

Who was that? Oh, I'm getting a new apartment.

是誰呀? –我找到新公寓了

Oh cool. That's so awesome. Where are you moving to?

真棒!你要搬到哪裡?

Uh. Like a little further west. That's great.

搬去更西邊 –那真好!

My roommate kicked me out. The west side's awful.

我室友趕我出去,西側糟透了

Yeah, it'll be good.

對呀,會很棒的

Yeah, this is gonna take all afternoon. Really?

這會花整個下午 –真的?

Of course I broke my computer. I'm never gonna get my work done.

當然,我弄壞電腦,工作做不完了

Hope you're happy with yourself.

希望妳要開心呀

Is Allison sunbathing? I think so.

艾莉森在做日光浴? –好像是

It's kinda badass, right? Yeah.Go Allison. No kidding.

太有種了 –艾莉森加油!

I'm gonna get fired. Oh hi. Oh, this is the end.

我要被炒了,一切都完了

My mom is so mad at me right now. Why am I such a terrible daughter?

我媽快氣死了,我這女兒真糟

Ohh, who's that?

那是誰呀

It's just my mom. My mom is so obsessed with me and I can't stand her.

是我媽啦 -我媽拼命找我,真受不了

This tastes bad.

這好難吃

Hey, how's your day going?

今天還好嗎?

I'm having the worst day of my life.

這是我生命中最糟的一天

I know, the coffee machine's broken again. It always does this.

咖啡機又壞了,它老是這樣

I know, that's the worst. I wish I was blonde.

對,這是最糟的 –真希望我一頭金髮