but it's usually like in a dark time of my life.

但是通常是在我生活有困難的時候。

The Weirdest Canned Food Taste Test

史上最怪異的罐頭食物試吃大會

- [Voiceover] Brown bread, raisin flavored!

葡萄乾口味的黑麵包！

- You're gonna have to...

你應該要...

- Oh.

歐

- Oh, it's coming.

歐，它出來了！

I loosened it for you.

我來幫你把它鬆開

- Yeah, sure.

好唷

- I like it.

我滿喜歡的耶

- Oh, it's so "raisin-y".

喔，這真的很葡萄乾口味。

- It doesn't taste like raisins, though.

不過這吃起來不像葡萄乾口味啊

- I do feel, though, if they would serve this to me

不過我真的覺得，如果有高級餐廳

on a plate at a fancy restaurant,

用這種罐頭麵包上菜給我，

I'd be like "oh, chante, this is amazeur".

我會說：｢歐，太棒了，這實在是太美味了｣

- You can can bread.

麵包確實是可以裝在罐頭裡的。

- I, for one, would rather die by zombies.

我還寧願因為變成殭屍而死呢

- [Voiceover] A sample of rattlesnake meat

響尾蛇肉的試樣

in the purest form.

純天然的

- Aah, no! I don't even want to eat normal rattlesnake,let alone in a can.

蛤不要啦！我連一般響尾蛇都不想吃了，更何況是罐頭響尾蛇。

- God, it's awful looking.

天啊，這看起來真噁。

- How we go from bread to rattlesnakes?

我們怎麼會從麵包跳到響尾蛇？

How did that happen?

怎麼會這樣？

- (laughs) This was a very quick escalation.

這真的差很大。

- That smells pretty damn good.

這聞起來很棒耶。

- Smell it, smell it, smell it.

來聞，來聞，來聞。

- No, that's from a snake.

不要，這是蛇的味道欸。

(man laughs)

- [Both] Cheers.

乾杯。

- Aah, I'm sorry, aah!

啊，抱歉，啊！

- I mean, it's more like venison, pork...

我覺得這比較像鹿肉或是豬肉...

- Ew, the spine, it's a spine!

矮額，有刺，這是刺！

- There's a snake spine in here.

這裡面有蛇骨。

- We work hard, we deserve boneless canned food.

我們很辛苦，應該要給我們去骨的罐頭食物。

- And especially boneless rattlesnake.

而且尤其是無骨響尾蛇。

- Like, you could definitely put this in foods

其實你完全可以把這個放到食物裡

that a chicken would be in or something,

和雞肉或其他的肉一起

(man laughs)

and you could just pass off and get away with it.

然後你就可以騙過大家不被發現。

- I hope there's a prize in here

我希望這裡面有個什麼獎品。

and it's just a little rattle.

不過就只是一隻小響尾蛇。

- [Voiceover] It's octopus. - [Man] It's octopus, oh!

這是章魚。 - 這是章魚耶！

- Ooh!

歐！

- [Both] Ugh!

痾！

- Don't waste time nor money in cooking it,

不要浪費時間和錢，來煮它，

cutting it, or keeping it frozen.

切它，或是放在冰箱裡。

- Oh, it's a tentacle!

歐，這是一肢觸角！

- Yeah, tentacle!

對，觸角！

- When they get calamari, all the white people are like

只要一上到花枝類的菜，所有的白人都會像這樣

"oh, I want the rings, I don't want this stuff

「歐，我要花枝圈，我才不要這個...

"with the tentacles".

有觸角的部位」

- You would hang out with people that say stuff like that.

你就是都和會講這種話的人出去。

- Freshy fishy.

新鮮的海鮮。

- It's too chewy, it's like it never ends.

這太難嚼了，好像永遠吃不完。

Like, I keep chewing it to get it to go away.

好像我一直嚼它好讓它離開我的嘴。

- I know, and then the flavor keeps coming out.

我知道，然後它的味道一直飄出來。

- I don't like it.

我不喜歡。

- I mean, if you're trying to improve your jaw strength--

我的意思是，如果你想要鍛鍊下顎肌肉的話...

- [Woman] Yeah, like that. - [Man] This is the best meal.

- 對，像那樣。 - 那這就是最適合你的餐點！

- It feels like gum.

這很像口香糖。

- Ugh, stop it.

痾，別再這樣了。

- [Both men] Fried chicken in a can.

罐頭炸雞

- [Woman] Fried "chik'n".

炸雞

- So you're giving me fried chicken in a can,

所以你要給我罐頭炸雞，

and it's not even real fried chicken?

然後它甚至不是真的炸雞？

- Ooh, how does it, it does not need to be that thick.

喔，好吃嗎，這也不必這麼厚吧。

(man laughs)

- There's no reason it needs to be this big.

做這麼大一塊，沒道理啊！

- It smells like dog food, like one you mix in.

這聞起來很像狗食耶，很像有摻入狗食的。

- Oh yeah, it smells like Fancy Feast.

喔對，這聞起來像珍喜 ( 狗食品牌名) 。

- Hmm.

恩。

- It became a liquid so fast.

這一放到嘴巴就變成液體了。

- We can call it fried chicken, they're vegetarian,

我們是可以叫它炸雞沒錯，因為他們是吃素的，

they won't know, they don't know what fried chicken

他們不會知道，他們不知道炸雞

tastes like 'cause they're vegetarians.

是什麼味道，因為他們是吃素的。

- It makes me feel lonely.

它讓我感到好寂寞。

- Are you gonna give us a fake turkey now?

你現在是要給我們假火雞嗎？

- It's Thanksgiving, you're gonna give us

現在是感恩節，你是準備要給我們

a fake processed turkey in a can?

假的火雞肉罐頭嗎？

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

我的老天爺啊。

- [Voiceover] Alligator in Cajun-style gravy.

印地安式調味的鱷魚肉

- We got some Cajun-style "alligata"!

我們有一些印地安式調味的鱷魚肉！

(man laughs)

- That smells delightful.

聞起來很棒。

- It look primordial as shit.

這看起來也太原始了吧。

- Kind of smells like Cup O' Noodles

聞起來很像合味道(品牌名)泡麵

like with Sriracha in them.

很像有泰式甜辣醬在裡頭

- Really Cajun.

真的很Cajun (似印地安式調味)

- Nice spice.

調味料不錯。

- If I had to have a choice during the Apocalypse

如果世界末日之類的到來，我必須做出選擇

or whatever this would be it.

我會選這個。

- Like, too soft, it's too soft.

太軟了，這個太軟。

- This opened up a whole new world for me

這讓我大開眼界，

'cause this is not bad.

因為這味道還不差。

- I don't think most people have alligator and rattlesnake

我不覺得會有人吃鱷魚罐頭或是響尾蛇罐頭，

canned foods, but, for a lot of people, canned food

不過很多人靠罐頭食物填飽肚子，

is a reality, it's a part of life,

是事實，這是生活的一部分。

it's something you need eat to survive.

這是你維生的食物。

- Mm-hmm.

恩恩。

- The fact that I can sit here in a chair

我今天能夠坐在這張椅子上

surrounded by lights and say which ones I,

在鎂光燈之下說笑談論著，

joke about which ones tasted disgusting to me,

這裡哪些食物讓我覺得很反胃，

I mean, that's coming from a place of privilege,

我之所以可以這樣，是因為我佔有了某些優勢，

and I don't forget for a second how lucky we are.

我永遠不會忘記我們是有多麼的幸運。

- Yeah.

的確。

- Also, fuck this and I don't want to eat it ever again.

但還是要說，去它的我再也不要吃這種東西。

- True.

沒錯。

- How is smoke-flavor an ingredient?

為何煙味是一種成分？

- I don't know, maybe they just have a smoker standing there

不知道。可能是會有一個人站在旁邊抽菸

at the end going (blows smoke).

然後最後 ( 吐煙) 。

- Ew.

矮額。

- And now you "'ave" fried chicken with smoke "flava".

所以現在你幫炸雞加了點煙味。

- So they're French as well?

所以他們也是法國人嗎？

- I mean, if I had to hire a person to smoke on my food,

我是說，如果我要雇人來煙燻我的食物，

I would hire a French person, 'cause at least it'd be sexy.

我會雇用法國人，因為至少這樣會很性感。