♪ (theme music) ♪

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- Good Mythical Morning! - Today we're going be doing an experiment, getting scientific.

- 歡迎收看 Good Mythical Morning！ - 今天我們要來做個實驗，越來越科學了我們。

But first, a little back ground.

但首先，稍微來個前情提要。

My wife recently sent me an article about Misophonia.

我太太最近傳了一個有關恐聲症的文章給我。

- Uh huh. - Which literally means the hatred of sound.

- 嗯哼。 - 就如字面上所述，就是對聲音的憎恨。

People who suffer from Misophonia get so angry at body noises that come from other people,

患有恐聲症的人，會對其他人身體發出的聲音感到憤怒，

like eating noises, snorting noises, wheezing noises, these kinds of things,

像是咀嚼的聲音、吸鼻子的聲音、喘息聲，這類的東西，

that they can literally break down and have a fight or flight response.

他們真的會崩潰然後有想打人會逃跑的反應。

- It's a serious disorder. - Hm.

- 這是很嚴重的疾病。 -嗯。

Now the reason my wife sent it to me is not because she actually thought that I had the disorder,

現在，我太太把它傳給我的理由是，其實她不是覺得我有這個疾病，

but she knows that I can relate to the disorder because of

但她知道我可以對這個疾病感同身受，

- my friend Link here who is renowned from - Uh huh.

- 因為我的朋友 Link 有名的地方是， - 嗯哼。

his mouth sounds, which I've lived with for many years because we eat a lot of

長伴我多年的他嘴巴發出來的聲音，因為我們很常一起吃飯，

meals together and we share a work space together.

還有我們也共享同一個工作空間。

- I know I have a chewing problem. - Yeah, so just so you can understand

- 我知道我有咀嚼問題。 - 對，所以這樣你們偶爾才能了解

- what my world is like from time to time-- - (chewing sounds)

- 我的世界是甚麼樣的。 - (咀嚼聲)

I don't know how that sounds to you at home, but there are a number of layers in this sound.

我不知道你們在家的人聽到這個聲音覺得如何，但這個聲音在這裡有很多層次。

There is chewing sounds. There's something about the cheeks that

這裡有咀嚼聲。還有臉頰把聲音推出來

really push out the sound and reverberates around the room,

並且在房間內迴響，

and then there's multiple pops that are happening on both sides of the jaws.

然後下巴兩側會發出數次爆裂聲。

I think you have some sort of disorder that you might need to have looked at.

我想你有一些相關毛病，你或許需要讓人看看。

The dentist thinks I'm okay, but, yeah, I know that I have a chewing problem.

牙醫覺得我還行，但，沒錯，我知道我有咀嚼問題。

- And I gotta say-- - I get a lot of stares.

- 然後我要說 - 我被瞪過很多次。

I don't let this affect our relationship, but I will say that these sounds are very

我不會讓這問題影響我們的友誼，但我要說這些聲音非常惱人，

annoying so I can relate to the hatred of the sound, I don't hate you,

所以我對於聲音的憎恨感同身受，但我不是討厭你。

I really dislike that sound.

我真的很不喜歡那個聲音。

- I know that. - And I don't think i have the disorder

- 我知道。 - 然後我不覺得我有恐聲症，

but I feel your pain if you do have Misophonia.

但我可以感覺到你的痛苦，如果你有恐聲症。

I have devised this experiment in order to help put things in perspective.

我策畫這個實驗是為了幫助大家更正確地了解恐聲症。

So that the sounds that I make in this experiment will then make you think that

這樣聽過我在這個實驗裡發出的聲音之後，你就會覺得萬幸

the sounds I make in normal life are just to be appreciated.

我日常生活發出的聲音不那麼討人厭。

Okay. This is like somebody who's facing their fear of heights by bungee jumping

好。就像某個人用高空彈跳來面對他們的懼高症，

- or something like that. - Yes so, first of all I'm gonna

- 之類的。 - 對，所以首先我要

hand him this sign which has a spectrum of anger on it so that you can indicate how

給他這個牌子，上面有憤怒量表，這樣你就可以指出

angry you are getting as I give you a few sounds.

聽到我發出來的這些聲音，你有多憤怒。

- A lot of levels. Very colorful. - You also have to put on headphones.

- 分很多等級。色彩繽紛的。 - 你也要戴上耳機。

And I'm bringing a special mouth sound microphone which I'm going to put right here.

然後我要拿一支特別的口腔音錄製麥克風，我會放在這裡。

And I have developed these sounds, these

然後我有先練好這些聲音，這些大部分是

- are proprietary mouth sounds for the most part. - Whoa, you're really loud in there.

- 我自己練出來的口腔音。 - 哇，耳機裡面你真的很大聲。

I'm gonna be doing the sounds and they're more mouth sounds

我要發出這些聲音了，他們大部分是口腔音，

they're not like me speaking at the top of my lungs.

不像是我聲嘶力竭地說話。

- I'll back this up a little bit. - So if you're wearing headphones as you

- 我會把它拿遠一點。 - 所以如果你戴著耳機看這部影片，

- watch this, you're going to be hearing - Perfect!

- 你就會聽到 - 完美！

exactly what I hear, okay.

我聽到的東西，好。

And if you're not wearing headphones pause the video and get some headphones because

如果你沒有戴耳機，暫停影片，去拿耳機來戴，

this is going to be ... well, it might be a little gross but you're going to learn

因為這會 ... 嗯，可能會有點噁心，但你會學到一些東西

something and you can have your own anger scale.

然後你可以做出自己的生氣量表。

If you actually have misophonia you should probably stop watching now.

如果你你真的有恐聲症，現在你可能該停止觀看這部影片了。

So, are you ready for the first sound? You're going to process it, tell me on the

所以，你準備好聽第一個聲音了嗎？你要仔細聽然後評估，告訴我

scale how angry it makes you.

在量表上你的生氣程度到哪裡。

- Okay. - And as a base line, let's just say how

- 好。 - 作為基準，我們先說說

angry does it make you when I just do my normal chewing like with the Trail Mix?

當我平常咀嚼堅果這類食物時你有多生氣？

(both) Level seven.

(兩者) 等級七。

Feeling like I'm at the DMV.

感覺就像我在汽車管理局 (Department of Motor Vehicles，簡稱 DWV)。

Okay, this first mouth sound I'm gonna give you ...

好，我現在要給你們聽到第一個聲音是 ...

I don't like it but sometimes you gotta do it.

我不喜歡去，但有時候你必須去。

This first mouth sound I'm calling "the Gandalf smoke ring".

第一個口腔音我稱之為「甘道夫的煙環。」

You know how he can blow smoke and then it turns into a ship?

你知道他可以呼出一口煙然後他會變成一艘船嗎？

Here it goes. (blowing air into microphone with drip sound)

就是這樣。(向麥克風吹氣包含滴水聲)

Your guzzle is really going for it. There's a lot of guzzle action.

你牛飲的行為很適合發出這個聲音。有很多牛飲的動作。

(giggles) Gandalf does that, too.

(咯咯笑)甘道夫也做過。

- (continues making sound) - I gotta say that, uh...

- (繼續發出聲音) - 我必須說，呃 ...

This is ... I don't know that ... This is kind of soothing in one ...

這個 ... 我不知道 ... 這有點撫慰的 ...

It's annoying a little bit, but ...

這有點惱人，但 ...

If it went on forever? I do it in my kids' ears all the time and

如果永遠持續下去呢？我老是在小孩的耳邊做，

- they don't like it. - I'm gonna go with level ...

- 然後他們不喜歡。 - 我要移到等級 ...

This is mild, I'm going to go with level two: Feeling like the line for the ride I'm

這還算輕微，我要移到等級二：感覺像排隊等搭車，

waiting for isn't too long, but it's still long enough to have to wait a little bit.

隊伍沒有太長，但還是需要等一下的長度。

(laughs)

(大笑)

- It's a very specific emotion. - Right.

- 這是非常具體的情感。 - 沒錯。

- You know how that is. - Yeah, yeah.

- 你知道那樣的感覺。 - 對，沒錯。

- I'm willing to do this. - Okay, I ... (coughs)

- 這我願意做。 - 好，我 ... (咳嗽)

- Oh, excuse me I still got some trail mix. - Don't hurt yourself over there.

- 噢，抱歉，我嘴裡還有一些堅果。 - 別在這裡傷了自己。

Um ... I call this next one, "I swallowed a live baby pig."

呃，下一個我稱為「我吞下了一隻活生生的小豬。」

- Oh. Okay. - Which I've never actually done,

- 噢，好喔。 - 這個其實我從沒真正做過，

- I don't recommend that. - just to clarify.

- 我是不推薦啦。 - 只是為了分類。

Are you ready? (makes pigs sounds)

準備好了嗎？(發出豬的叫聲)

This one's not ... This is not pleasant.

這一個讓人不太舒服。

- (both laugh) - (continues making pig sounds)

- (兩人都笑了) - (繼續發出豬的叫聲)

I would not want to be around you if you're making that.

如果你發出這個聲音，我不想要待在你附近。

I'm gonna say this is a level four: Feeling like I just chose the shortest

我要說這大概等級四：感覺好像我在 Wal-Mart 裡選的是最短的隊伍，

line at the Wal-Mart, but then the old lady in front of me asked

但接下來我前面有個年長的女性

for a price check on the king-sized tube of BenGay.

要求要查看特大號的 BenGay 痠痛凝膠的價格。

- (Link and crew laughs) - Yeah you're that ... You're that angry.

- (Link 跟工作人員都笑了) - 沒錯，你就是那樣程度的憤怒。

- You know? - (makes pig sounds)

- 你懂嗎？ - (發出豬的叫聲)

I got in the shortest line and she was like,

我排在最短的隊伍，然後她就說

- "Um, how much is this?" - Okay ... (stutters)

- 「呃，這個多少錢？」 - 好 ... (結巴)

Let me go into a weirder place, here. I call this one "Alien Ship Landing."

我要進入一個比較奇怪的部分了。這一個我稱為「太空船降落。」

(vibrato humming) (breathes in)

(發出嗡嗡聲的顫音) (吸氣)

- (vibrato humming continues) - Again, I ... Uh ...

- (繼續發出嗡嗡聲的顫音) - 再說一次，我 ... 呃 ...

I wouldn't want you to make this sound around me... Often.

我不想要你在我附近發出這個聲音 ... 不要太常。

- (higher pitched vibrato humming) - But it's not ...

- (更高的顫音) - 但它不是 ...

- (sounds like an alarm) - It's not that bad,

- (發出像警報的頻率) - 這不是那麼糟。

I mean it's like I'm watching a sci-fi movie.

我意思是就好像我在看一部科幻片。

I'm gonna say I'm bothered a little bit. Level three:

我要說有點困擾。等級三：

Feeling like a cat getting it's belly rubbed ...

感覺像隻貓被摸肚子 ...

- You're bothering me. - (laughs)

- 你正在打擾我。 - (笑)

Because cats do not like to have their bellies rubbed as much as ... um ... people don't

因為貓不喜歡牠們的肚子被摸 ... 呃 ... 人們

- want to believe that. - Okay, so I actually brought you

- 不想相信這件事。 - 好，所以我其實

- back down. - You've kept me in the green and the blue

- 讓你的生氣程度下降了。 - 到目前為止你一直讓我處於綠色跟藍色階段，

- so far, I mean, I've got lots of levels up here. - Hm.

- 我意思是，這裡有那麼多等級欸。 - 嗯。

- Okay, so ... - I'm anticipating.

- 好，所以 ... - 我在期待。

Okay, so I'm not accomplishing my goal yet. Now, this next one ...

好，所以我還沒達到我的目標。現在，下一個是 ...

I've done since childhood. I developed this one in grade school.

我從小就會做這個了。我在小學的時候就練會了。

- Okay. - You may have heard it before.

- 好。 - 你之前可能聽過。

I call this one "The dying baby duck." (weak quacking sound)

這個我叫它「瀕死的小鴨子」。(虛弱的鴨叫聲)

- (crew) Woah. - (weak quacking continues)

- (工作人員) 哇。 - (繼續發出虛弱的鴨叫聲)

You want two dying baby ducks at once? (weak quacking doubles)

你想要一次聽到兩隻瀕死的小鴨子嗎？(加倍的虛弱鴨叫聲)

I'm going to level six: Feeling like I ordered a cheeseburger,

我要移到等級六：感覺就像我點了起司漢堡，

drove away, got in the interstate, and realize they forgot the cheese.

開走，到了州際公路，發現他們忘了起司。

- I hate it when that happens. - That makes me mad.

- 當它發生的時候真是令人討厭。 - 那會讓我發火。

I'm legitimately upset at that noise. I don't want you to do that anymore.

那個聲音真的讓我很煩。我不想要你再繼續做。

- But a baby duck dying. - I don't like baby ducks dying either.

- 但一隻瀕死的小鴨。 - 我也不喜歡瀕死的小鴨。

- So it's a combination of those two. - Who wants that?

- 所以是兩個加起來讓你火大。 - 誰想要？

- Can you do this one? - Uh-uh.

- 你可以做這個嗎？ - 呃。

I don't ... I don't want to participate.

我不 ... 我不想加入。

(giggles) Okay. I call this next one "The slurpee."

(咯咯笑) 好。下一個我稱為「思樂冰」。

It involves ... um ... I'm getting some of this liquid. I'm gonna get some of this

這包括 ... 呃 ... 我要喝點東西。我要喝點

Good Mythical Coffee in my mouth. (makes slurping sounds)

Good Mythical 咖啡到嘴裡。(發出喝思樂冰聲音)

Ugh. Oh ...

噁。噢 ...

This is moving into the yellow zone, level eight:

這次要前進到黃色區域，等級八：

Feeling like I asked for a tattoo of a "Skull and Crossbones,"

感覺像我要刺個「骷髏頭跟交叉雙骨」，

and instead got a tattoo of a "Seagull and Cellphones."

結果變成「海鷗跟手機」。

- (makes slurping sounds) - That would be unfortunate,

- (發出喝思樂冰的聲音) - 那真是不幸，

- and it doesn't make any sense at all. - (crew laughs)

- 而且根本沒道理。 - (工作人員大笑)

- What are you trying to say? -Um ...

- 妳想表達甚麼？ - 呃 ...

Well I though a seagull and cellphone tattoo might be cool, so ... Yeah.

嗯，我覺得海鷗跟手機的刺青可能很酷，所以 ... 對。

I don't think that would be cool. That's why I'm putting it at level eight.

我不覺得那會很酷。那就是為什麼我放在等級八。

- With the right artist. - In the yellow.

- 還有適合的藝術家。 - 在黃色區塊。

That's kind of like the tube that dentists put in your mouth to, like,

就像牙醫放到你的嘴裡的管子，就像，

- suck out your ... - Yeah, I don't wanna hear that.

- 吸出你的 ... - 對，我不想聽到那個。

Your saliva. I can do that one too.

你的口水。我也可以發出那個聲音。

What else you got? So I'm definitely feel that I'm a little angry.

你還有甚麼？所以我肯定覺得我有點生氣。

I'm a little annoyed, but I don't feel like I've been cured yet.

我有點覺得煩躁，但我不覺得我有被治癒。

You look a little angry. Are you angry at home? I'm sorry.

你看起來有點生氣。你們也在家生氣氣嗎？我很抱歉。

This is good for everybody. I call this next one "The busted geyser."

這對大家都是好的。下一個我稱之「噴泉爆裂聲」。

- (loud spitting sound) - Does looking at your face count ...

- (很大的噴口水聲) - 看著你的臉算 ...

- You can ... - because I really don't enjoy the face.

- 你可以 ... - 因為我真的不喜歡那張臉。

- Yeah you can look at the face. - It's like ...

- 對，你可以看著我的臉。 - 就好像 ...

Well I just want it to be the sound though.

嗯，雖然我只想要聽到聲音。

- (makes sound again) -I don't enjoy the sound either.

- (再次發出聲音) - 我也不喜歡這個聲音。

-I'm going to, like ... - I feel like the mic is getting a little ...

- 我要，大概 ... - 我覺得麥克風有點 ...

I'm going to level ten: Feeling like I could punch a hole in

我要移到等級十：感覺好像我可以

- the wall at home. - (laughs)

- 在家裡的牆上捶出一個洞。 - (大笑)

- Which I have done before. - You had done it?

- 這我之前做過。 - 你有做過？

Yes. Not in recent years. As a teenager I punched a hole in the wall.

對。不是最近幾年。在年輕的時候我曾在牆上捶出一個洞。

- I was very upset about something. - Was that ...

- 那時候我對某事心煩意亂。 - 那是 ...

- I couldn't tell you. - Okay.

- 我不能告訴你。 - 好。

That made me feel ... That took me back to that moment.

那讓我感覺 ... 那讓我回到當時。

You can tell me in Good Mythical More. Alright, this next one I call the

你可以在 Good Mythical More 告訴我。好，下一個是

"Spazzmatic horse." It involves taking off the glasses

「抽搐的馬」。這需要把眼鏡拿下來

so they don't get flung across the room. You ready?

這樣才不會被拋出去。你準備好了嗎？

- Yes. - (slapping cheeks along with growling)

- 好了。 - (邊甩動臉頰邊低吼)

- (laughs) - (crew laughs)

- (笑) - (工作人員大笑)

Woah. There's a lot of cheek action.

哇。你的臉頰戲很多。

I'm not happy about it. It's kind of amusing though.

我對這個不太高興。雖然有點有趣。

I fee ... I'm angry , but I'm a little bit ...

我覺得 ... 我蠻生氣，但我有點 ...

- There's a lot of spit coming out. - Oh really?

- 有一堆口水噴出來了。 - 噢，真的？

Yeah. A lot. I saw like, large drops that were very detectable.

對，很多。我看到一大滴口水，一眼就看到了。

I'm going to level nine on this: Feeling like my DVR accidentally didn't

這個聲音讓我想移到等級九：感覺好像我的數位視訊錄影機 (Digital Video Recorder，簡稱 DVR)

record The Walking Dead, but instead recored 16 and Pregnant.

突然沒錄到《陰屍路》，但反而錄到《16 歲懷孕》。

That would be disappointing to me. That would make me angry.

那會讓我很失望。那會讓我生氣。

- Right. - But I still feel like ...

- 對。 - 但我還是覺得 ...

- That's the point. - I still feel like you can out do that.

- 那是重點。 - 我還是覺得你可以做到。

Okay. How's my hair?

好。我的髮型如何？

Alright, I call this next one ...

好，下一個我稱為 ...

It takes a little re-centering, "The dying witch."

這需要重新集中一點，「瀕死的女巫」。

I call this one "The dying witch." (strong inhale with wheezing)

這個我稱為「瀕死的女巫」。(大力吸氣伴隨喘息聲)

- (laughs) - (strong inhale with wheezing continues)

- (笑) - (繼續大力吸氣伴隨喘息聲)

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Level 11:

好，好，好，好了。等級十一：

Feeling like I could punch a hole in the wall at a hotel.

感覺像我可以在旅館牆上捶出一個洞。

- (laughs) That's somebody else's property. - Yeah. Property damage.

- (笑) 那是別人的財產。 - 對，財產損失。

- Yeah, see? - I could be charged for that.

- 對，看到了嗎？ - 我可以索賠。

- Okay. Okay. - How did ...

- 好的。好的。 - 如何 ...

- What did she die of? - Asphyxiation, I guess.

- 她為什麼死掉？ - 窒息吧，我猜。

I don't know. (laughs) Alright, the last one I like to call

我不知道。(笑) 好，最後一個我要稱它

- "Total loss of mouth control." - I can anticipate where this is going

- 「完全無法控制嘴巴」。 - 我可以遇見這個

- to be. - (rapid slapping tongue and lips)

- 會是甚麼。 - (快速甩動舌頭與嘴唇)

(laughs) I hate this. I don't hate you,

(笑) 我討厭這個。我不是討厭你，

- I hate what you're doing. - Can't control my mouth.

- 我討厭你做的事。 - 無法控制我的嘴巴。

- I hate the sound you're making. - (rapid slapping tongue and lips continues)

- 我討厭你發出來的聲音。 - (繼續快速甩動舌頭與嘴唇)

That does it. Level 12: Feeling like my anger level is Over 9000.

你做到了。等級十二：感覺像我的憤怒程度值超過 9000。(Over 9000 為源自動漫七龍珠的 meme)

- So now when we go back ... - Now can you get back to the base line of

- 所以現在當我們回到 ... - 現在你可以回到剛開始的基準

- trail mix. - (chewing)

- 吃堅果。 - (咀嚼)

- Still very unpleasant. - Hm.

- 還是很令人不悅。 - 嗯。

But, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm gonna say ...

但我這次要放你一馬。我要說 ...

- You're moving it down? - I'm gonna go ...

- 你要往下降？ - 我要 ...

This is gonna be a level five baseline: Feeling like I can't find the remote.

這大概在等級五的基準：感覺像我找不到遙控器。

Well, thanks for enduring that. Thank you for enduring that,

好，感謝你忍受這一切。感謝你們忍受這一切，

and for liking and commenting on this video.

還有喜歡這部影片跟留言。

- You know what time it is. - My name is Eric.

- 你知道現在是甚麼時候了。 - 我名叫 Eric。

- And I'm Jason. - And we're from Winter haven, Florida.

- 我是 Jason。 - 我們來自 Florida 州的 Winter haven。

- And it's time to ... - (loud drums)

- 然後現在要 ... - (響亮的鼓聲)

- (both) Spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - The 12 Mythical Days of Christmas

- (異口同聲) 轉動 Mythicality 輪盤。 - 十二個神話般的聖誕節

rolls on on our Facebook page. Today's challenge ...

已經在我們的 Facebook 頁面上開跑。今天的挑戰是 ...

If you win it you can get five different prizes.

你如果贏了，你就能得到五個不同的獎品。

Remember, it accumulates every single day.

記得，每一天都會累積下來。

Or just go to rhettandlink.com/store and get all the merch you want.

或者是直接到 rhettandlink.com/store 買你想要的商品。

Order it now for the holidays. Click through to Good Mythical More.

為了即將到來的假日，下訂吧。點擊前往 Good Mythical More。

Rhett's going to flip the tables on me, or ... spin the tables? What's it called?

Rhett 就要把桌子翻到我身上了，還是 ... 翻桌？那怎麼說？

Turn the tables and do the sounds in my ear holes.

扭轉局面，換他在我耳邊製造聲音。

I'll spin the table if you want me to. Rhett is spying on Link,

如果你想要的話，我可以翻桌。Rhett 正在偷窺 Link

and Link is spying on Rhett.

而 Link 正在偷窺 Rhett。

(crew laughs)

(工作人員笑)

- Hey! - What'cha got there?

- 嘿！ - 你拿著甚麼？

What'cha got?! What is that?

你拿著甚麼？那是什麼？

- All ... - All I see is eyes!

- 全 ... - 我只看到眼睛！

- All I see is eyes! - Well I've got ...

- 我只看到眼睛！ - 嗯，我拿著 ...