How To Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

怎麼假裝你喜歡那超爛的禮物

State What It Is

說明它是什麼

Oh, oh... Whiskey stones... You got me whiskey stones.

喔！威士忌石頭冰塊！你送我威士忌石頭冰塊耶。

Say "I Don't Have This"

說「我沒有這個」

Oh... OK, yeah... I don't have this.

好耶~我沒有這個！

Or "I've always wanted one"

或是「我一直想要的」

I've always wanted this. I've always wanted...

我一直想要這個耶，超想要的。

Whiskey stones.

威士忌石頭冰塊。

Focus On How It Works

特別說明怎麼使用

Cool, so it goes, like, in the whiskey, and it... and it makes it colder.

酷！放在威士忌裡面，可以變冰喔！

Cool, so it's like ice that you have to wash.

酷欸！所以是冰塊，只是你得清洗。

Overcompensate

矯枉過正

Oh, wow, that is good!

喔哇，太棒了。

That is good. I love this. I... I drink so much whiskey it's... it's a problem.

這太棒了，我超愛。我喝很多威士忌，喝到成問題了！

Now it's... now it's a cold problem, right?

現在... 它就變成冰冷冷的問題了，對吧？

Use Adjectives You Don't Normally Use

用你平常不會用的形容詞

Rad.... Tight....

很酷……超潮……

Put It On Other People

拖其他人下水

- Whiskey stones!　- Oh, wow! Whiskey stones!

- 威士忌石頭冰塊！ - 喔哇！威士忌石頭冰塊！

Insult Yourself

侮辱自己

Oh, I don't deserve this. No, really, one time I hit someone with my car... and just kept going.

喔，我不值得收到這個，之前我開車撞到別人，我卻駕車逃逸了。

I mean, I checked the papers the next day.

隔天我看了報紙，

There weren't reports of anything but... still.

沒有相關的報導，可是……

I can't accept this.

我不能收。

Whiskey stones...

威士忌石頭冰塊……

Cry

哭

... were my father's favorite.

這是我老爸最愛的耶....

Nod A Lot

一直點頭

Whiskey stones. Whiskey stones. It's Whiskey stones.

威士忌石頭冰塊，這是威士忌石頭冰塊。

Hide Your Reaction With The Gift

躲在禮物後面

Whiskey stones!

威士忌石頭冰塊！

Say "Wow" And Look At It From Different Angles

說「哇」然後以不同角度看著它

Wow, cool!

哇太酷了。

Very... wow!

超級酷。

Compliment It

誇獎這個禮物

What a unique and personal gift!

這禮物特別又很專屬於我！

Truly, the most unique, the most personal.

真的是最獨特，最專屬於我的。

What could demonstrate a more intimate knowledge of who I am than these... whiskey stones?

有什麼能比這些威士忌石頭冰塊更能表示你如此了解我呢？

Merry Christmas. No one wants whiskey stones.

聖誕快樂，沒人想要威士忌石頭冰塊。

Hi, I'm Emily from College Humor.

嗨，我是 College Humor 的 Emily，

If you liked that, click here for more videos, here to subscribe.

如果你喜歡這影片，點這邊就能看更多影片，點那邊就能訂閱，

Or click me to see what I look like without photoshop.

或點我，就能看到我素顏、無修圖的真面目。

Just kidding. It's the same.

開玩笑的啦，都一樣啦。

I woke up like this. Also, I'm wearing makeup and a push-up bra and a wig.

我起床就長這樣，還有我現在有化妝，穿托高型胸罩，還有戴假髮。