All the way from Germany, please welcome magician Simon Pierro.

總而言之，請歡迎由德國來的魔術師Simon Pierro。

I saw something that was on ellentube, I think, but I have not seen what you're doing today.

我在ellentube上看到一些片段但我還不知道你今天要幹嘛

I'm going to be surprised.

我會很驚訝的

- Thanks for having me. - Okay, thanks for being here.

- 謝謝你邀請我 - 好的，謝謝你的光臨

- So you might be surprised about a couple of things that I found out with the iPad.

你可能會對幾件事感到驚訝我對iPad的發現

I don't know if it ever happened to you, but if you go through like this, this might happen.

我不知道它會不會發生在你身上但如果你像這樣滑過去，這可能會發生

[audience exclaims]

[觀眾感嘆]

If it does so, don't worry.

如果真的是這樣 別擔心

It's not a software problem or anything.

這不是軟體或其他東西的問題

This is just more space for your own creativity.

這只是為你的創意提供更多空間

- Okay.

好的

- So can you see that string?

你能看到有個線段在上面嗎？

- Yes. - Here?

- 有 - 這裡？

Thanks to the string, I stop it, and I do have access to a whole new set of new apps, all a bit better than the old one (ones).

我把線段給拉下來我就可以有全新一組桌面 比舊的好一點

So thanks to this string, I can actually show you my last 2,000 pictures from my vacation.

感謝這個線段 我可以給你看看我之前出遊的2000張照片

[laughter] Don't worry.

不要擔心

I won't show you all of them, Ellen.

我不會一張一張給你看啦

I'll just show you the overview, 'cause that way, I can easily print them.

我只會給你看預覽圖 因為這樣 我就可以把它們印出來

[audience exclaims]

[觀眾感嘆]

Which is fantastic.

這蠻讚的

My parents, they do not have an iPad, so I just put it on a postcard and send it back all the way to Germany.

我父母他們沒有iPad所以我就可以把它黏在明信片上 然後把它寄回德國

- Uh-huh. [laughter]

- 嗯

- But before I do so, I always make a copy.

但在我這樣做之前 我都會自己留一份備份

Otherwise, the data might get lost.

以免照片不見了

I know this app doesn't make any sense, but it's fun, and I think FaceTime is as well.

我知道這個App沒啥用 但是很有趣而且我覺得Facetime不錯

So let me call a friend of mine.

所以 請讓我打給我朋友

I hope he's ready.

我希望他已經準備好了

If you are too. That is you.

你也準備好了吧 這是你

- Yes. - That's the audience.

- 是的 - 這是觀眾

- Uh-huh. - And--hi, Christoph.

- 嗯 - 嗨 Christoph

- Hi, Simon. - Can you hear me?

- 嗨 Simon - 你聽的到嗎？

- Yes, I can hear you.

可以 我聽的到

- Okay. Are you ready? - I'm ready.

- 好 你準備好了嗎？ - 我準備好了

- Please do your best. I'm at "Ellen."

- 表現好一點 我在「艾倫秀」

[laughter] Okay.

好啦

- Here's the straw. - Yes.

- 這裡有一根吸管

- Okay like that? - Perfect.

- 可以吧？ - 完美

So thanks to this straw here, I can easily--

有了吸管 我就可以輕鬆的

- Worked well? - Worked well.

- 可以用嗎？ - 可以啊

Thank you. Yes.

謝謝你

Ellen, thanks to this straw, I can share not only music, videos, but also Coke.

艾倫 由於這跟吸管我不僅可以分享音樂、影片 還可以喝可樂

[slurping]

[啜]

It's excellent.

這真好用

But I can also give something back.

但我也可以回送他一些東西

He doesn't know about that.

他事前不知道這件事

Some coconut milk from California.

來自加州的椰奶

- [speaking indistinctly] - One second, please.

等我一下

And here we go. Milk is coming.

來囉 倒下去了

[laughter]

[笑]

Okay, as you can see--

好的 你可以看到

it's still a prototype, but it worked.

它仍然是一個雛形 但是成功了

Please give a hand to Christoph. - Wow.

請為Christoph拍拍手！

[cheers and applause]

[歡呼和掌聲]

- Ellen, this iPad is also a very good hiding place, a place to hide stuff.

- 艾倫 這個iPad也是一個藏東西的好地方

For example, for today, I have ..

例如今天 我有

Let me find it ...

讓我找一下

It's well secured over here.

它就固定在這邊

On the third page, I'm hiding, for today, an Ellen pen.

在第三頁 我藏了一支艾倫筆

So here we go, because I'm gonna need that in a second.

就在這裡因為我等等就會用到

- Uh...

- 呃...

- Please can you hold that?

- 請你幫忙拿一下

- [clears throat]

- [清喉]

[laughter]

[笑]

- And as Neil Patrick Harris just reminded us that you are the "queen of selfies," I wanted to create an app just for you, and that's what I did.

- 正如 尼爾·帕特里克·哈里斯 提醒我們的你是自拍女王 我想為你寫一個App 就是這個

So what I do now, I go into the audience.

我現在要找一個觀眾

I will come back in a second. - Okay.

我馬上回來

- So let me-- what a beautiful audience.

讓我找一個-- 觀眾們真美啊

[cheers and applause]

[歡呼和掌聲]

So ...

所以...

Let's see for--

就讓我們選

Hello there. Hi, hi, hi.

你了 嗨 嗨

So what about these two beautiful ladies?

那麼 這兩個美麗的女子

Would you join me in a selfie?

可以跟我一起自拍嗎？

-Sure. - So please come a bit closer.

- 當然 - 請你靠近一點

We turn the camera around, and we are ready to...

我們打開相機 然後準備好

And smile.

微笑

I'll do some.

我要照多一點

Okay, got it.

好了 可以了

Thank you very much.

非常感謝

And now...

現在...[鼓掌]

I can show you how your app will work.

我要展示這個App給你看

This is the "Ellen Selfie."

這是「艾倫自拍」

I just take one of the last pictures--

我只選一張照片

One of the few pictures I made.

選一張出來

And here it is.

就在這

This is how the app looks like.

這程式就長這樣

This is how my grandmother's picture frame looks like.

這是我祖母的相框

And now I need your help on the count of three.

現在大家一起數到三

One, two, three.

一，二，三

And there it is.

它就出現在那

And this is not another iPad.

這不是另一台iPad

This is a real, live photo...

這是一張真的照片

[audience exclaims] - What!?

[觀眾感嘆] - 真的假的！- 自拍！ - 什麼？ [鼓掌] - 艾倫你可以為那些女士簽名 [歡呼和掌聲]

I'll sign it for you.

- 我會幫你簽

Unbelievable.

令人難以置信

Go to our website to find out more about Simon, if you have an amazing magic act you want me to see, please post it on ellentube, we'll be right back, wow!

前往我們的網站 了解更多如果你有驚人的魔術技巧想要讓我看 請上傳到ellentube 我們馬上回來 哇 - 謝謝 Translated By Bobby http://translate.bobbyrealms.info