and it's motherfucking Christmas time!

然後現在是他X的聖誕節了!

♫ I love Christmas

♫ 我愛聖誕

♫ I don't even believe in Santa

♫ 雖然不相信聖誕老人

♫ But I love Christmas

♫ 但我還是愛聖誕節

♫ It's so fuckin' good ♫

♫ 真他X的棒 ♫

That's my favorite Christmas song.

那是我最喜歡的聖誕歌

Copyrighted, you can't have it, it's mine.

有著作權, 你不能擁有它, 它是我的

Sorry Ariana, sorry Mariah, you guys will never compare,

抱歉 Ariana, 抱歉 Mariah, 你們永遠比不上

your Christmas songs suck compared to mine.

你們的聖誕歌比我的差

♫ Santa is my fuckin' bitch. Yes, bitch. Yes, bitch ♫

♫ 聖誕老人是我他X的婊子. 對, 婊子. 對,婊子 ♫

I don't know what's going on.

我不知道發生什麼事了

I just wanted to make a quick little video saying

我只是想錄個剪短的影片說跟大家說

merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, whatever you believe.

聖誕快樂, 光明節快樂, 不管你信什麼

I know that family is not always the best

我知道家庭不會永遠是最好的

and the holidays can sometimes be

而且有時候假期對很多人來說

a really hard time for a lot of people.

是很煎熬的

If that is the situation for you,

如果你的情況是這樣

if your family's ignorant or rude,

如果你的家庭是無知或無禮的

or not supportive of you and your lifestyle,

或是不支持你和你的生活方式

if you are being a productive person

如果你想做個能幹的人

but being a unique individual, I just want to say

且獨特, 我只想說

that I love you, and I'm sending you patience,

我愛你們, 我給你們耐力

and support, and positive vibes

支持以及積極的氣息

because you deserve them in this time.

因為你們值得, 在這個時刻

Yeah, I want you to be safe, and happy, and that's it.

是, 我希望你們都平安, 快樂, 僅此而已

Happy holidays!

假期快樂!

I hope it's a great holiday season.

我希望這會是很棒的節日

I hope that you're relaxing.

希望你們很放鬆

I hope that you're having a fabulous life right now

希望你們現在都有完美的生活

because you deserve it.

因為你們值得

You've worked hard all year, and this is your moment.

你已經辛苦工作了整年, 這是你們的時刻

This is your time.

是你們的時間

If you just finished finals, if you have time off from work,

如果你期末結束了, 如果你工作結束了

whatever you're doing in your life,

不管你是在做什麼

I hope that you are relaxing,

我希望你們都放鬆

I hope that you're with loved ones,

希望你們都跟愛的人在一起

and I hope that you are just like living the dream, ya'll.

希望你們大家都有好的生活

I hope that you're living the dream, because you deserve it.

希望你們都有好的生活, 因為你們值得

Unless you don't because you were a little bitch all year,

如果你不是, 那是因為你一整年都當了個小婊子

then fuck you. (laughs)

那就X! (笑)

But yeah. Merry Christmas, happy holidays,

不過對, 聖誕快樂, 假期快樂

happy Hanukkah, merry Kwanzaa.

光明節快樂, 寬札節快樂

I know this is a random video but

我知道這影片有點隨機

I just want to send you some love this holiday season.

但我只是想在這個節日傳遞一些愛給你們

If you like this little video give it a thumbs up.

如果你喜歡這個小短片 就按個讚

If you want to see my latest video click right there.

如果你想看我上一部影片請按這邊

If you want to hear my latest podcast click right there.

捼果你想聽我上一次的播客請按這邊

If you want to be my person of the week click right there.

如果你想成為“本週的人” 請按這邊

And yeah, have a good life. I will see you guys next time.

祝你們有美好的生活 我們下次見

And until then, deuces.

在那之前, “peace”(手勢)

♫ Ya'll. It's fuckin' Christmas time

♫ 是他X的聖誕節

♫ It's fuckin' Christmas time

♫ 他X的聖誕節

♫ It's fuckin' Christmas time ♫

♫ 他X的聖誕節 ♫

Honestly the main reason I did a Christmas-y video

說實話, 我做這個聖誕主題的影片的主要原因

was because so many of you guys on Twitter were like,

是因為在Twitter上很多人喜歡

"You give us nothing for a Christmas theme on Twitter."

說“你沒有在Twitter上做一些聖誕主題的東西給我們”

So, like, here you go. Enjoy.

所以, 在這, 好好享用唄