You upgraded your armor.

你升級了你的盔甲。

Ive made a few adjustments of my own.

我自己也做了些調整。

Wow... Are you kidding me with that takeoff speed??

哇...你的起飛速度就這樣?

Umm.. It takes a while!

額...這會花點時間!

But, I'll catch you.

但最終，我會抓到你的。

Are you sure about that?

你確定嗎?

I mean, have you even flown in that thing before?

說實在的，你之前用那東西飛過嗎?

Not exactly.

沒。

But I assure you it's more advanced in every way.

但我可以保證，這盔甲在各方面都比較高級。

Oh well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender right-- tank missile!

喔好吧。既然你說比較高級，那我想我現在就必須投降...坦克飛彈。

Careful man, that's a brand new suit here!

嘿小心點! 這套是新的!

(explosion)

(爆炸)

So you just killed him?

所以你就這麼殺了他?

Yea, I mean it was either that or have Pepper do it for me.

對阿。不是我就是小辣椒得替我做囉。

So I just decided to take all the credit.

所以我決定要搶走所有功勞。

That's sort of arrogant and thoughtful.

那其實滿自大的，卻又有些體貼。

But still, you just killed him off. That's pretty dark...

但，你還是殺了他。那滿邪惡的。

I mean you knew the guy almost your whole life.

我是說，你基本上已經認識那傢伙一輩子了。

He tried to kill me.. twice.

他試著殺了我，還是兩次。

And haven't you learned yet that if you put your super villain in prison,

而你還是沒學乖? 即使你將大壞蛋關進監獄，

they just vow revenge and just break out again?

他們只會發誓要復仇，並且再度逃獄。

Yea that, that never happens.

恩，那其實從沒發生過。

So after you killed him what happened?

所以你殺了他之後呢?

Well after that, I have had a press conference and told the world I'm Iron Man.

在那之後，我在記者會上宣佈，我就是鋼鐵人。

What?!

什麼?

Dude!

兄弟!

You can't give away your secret identity!

你不能洩漏真實身分的!

Why not? Because I did and I'm awesome.

為什麼不? 我就是做了，我超棒。

So.. in your face.

所以...你糗了吧。

You just can't. I mean you're not supposed to.

就是不行。我的意思是，你不應該這麼做。

Ehh, I like the attention.

算了吧，我喜歡被關注。

And you mean to tell me, you've never revealed your secret identity before?

你是說，你從未洩漏過真實身分?

Ahh, no..

額，沒..

HA! Try every girl you've ever dated!

哈! 向你約會的女孩試試吧!

What?

什麼意思?

Oh I'm Bruce Wayne and I like you.

我是布魯斯韋恩，我喜歡你。

Let me tell you my big secret.

讓我告訴你一個大秘密。

Oh you're one to talk!

你才沒資格說呢!

Mr. Mind Eraser.

消除記憶先生。

Oh, don't even!

連提都別提!

I will freeze breath your face off.

我會凍結你的臉喔。

No you won't.

你才不會。

You're right, I won't. I love this guy... Up top!

你是對的。我不會。我喜歡這傢伙...來擊掌!

But you know I could've high fived you into the ground just now, right?

但你知道我是能把你拍到地面的，對吧?

Guys, guys. It's not a contest.

嘿，兄弟們。這沒什麼好比的。

Because I think we all know who would win if it were..

因為我們都知道誰最終會贏的吧...

Me.

我。

Oh, whatever!

喔，管他的!

I'm Batman.

我是蝙蝠俠。

Let's arm wrestle right now.

來比腕力吧。

Hey!

嘿!

How come you guys never ask me to hang out?

為什麼之前都不揪我阿?