How do I tell him what I want him to do with my hair?

我該怎麼和他說我要的髮型呢？

Like, shorter?

短一點嗎？

Like the same shape but with less hair?

同樣的髮型，但是要修短一點？

Is that stupid?

聽起來會不會很蠢？

Whatever, it'll grow back.

算了，反正它還會長回來的。

What if my hair smells bad?

如果我的頭髮聞起來很臭怎麼辦？

Can hair smell bad?

頭髮聞起來會臭嗎？

How would you know?

該怎麼知道呢？

Is he making conversation because he thinks I want to talk?

他和我攀談是因為他覺得我想和他聊天嗎？

Or because he actually wants to talk?

還是說，是他自己想和我說話？

Does he realize we had the same exact conversation last time I got my hair cut?

他知道上次我來剪髮時，聊天的內容一模一樣嗎？

How much do you tip a barber?

理髮師的小費要給多少？

Should I Google it?

我該 Google 一下嗎？

Can I Google it without him noticing?

我 Google 的時候，他會不會注意到？

It's weird that hair is just always growing.

頭髮會一直長這件事真的很奇怪。

Like it's always just slowly oozing out of me.

感覺它一直從我身上慢慢竄出來。

I have an itch on my nose, should I itch it?

我鼻子突然有點癢，我可以抓癢嗎？

I just moved my hands under the sheet.

我的手剛在圍兜底下動了一下。

Did it look like I was just touching my penis?

我這樣看起來像在摸我的那話兒嗎？

Alright, I'm just gonna touch my nose so that he knows that that's what I was trying to do in the first place.

好吧，我摸摸鼻子好了，這樣他就會知道我本來就是要摸鼻子了。

What do they do with all the hair on the floor?

他們會把滿地的頭髮拿來幹嘛呢？

Do they throw it out with regular trash?

他們會當成一般垃圾丟掉嗎？

Or do they have to throw it out in a special trash, like with cans of paint and batteries?

還是他們會把將它做特別處理，像是處理油漆罐或電池那樣？

I always just throw my batteries in the regular trash.

我都把電池直接丟到一般垃圾。

He's really spending a lot of time on that part of my head!

他在花太多時間我那個地方的頭髮了吧！

He didn't do that on the other side of the head!

另外一邊他都沒有這樣剪！

Do I have a weirdly shaped head?

我的頭型很奇怪嗎？

Ok, he's showing me the back.

好喔，他讓我瞧瞧後腦杓剪得如何了。

It actually just looks like the back of my head!

說實在的，它看起來就像我的後腦杓啊！

Would I know if it didn't look good?

如果剪得不好看，我會知道嗎？

Maybe I could cut my own hair.

或許我可以自己剪頭髮。

I mean, how hard is it?

我說，這會有多難呢？

I bet I could cut my own hair.

我打賭我一定可以自己剪頭髮的。

Thank you very much.

非常謝謝你。

You're very welcome.

不客氣。

You want some dreads?

你想來個雷鬼頭髮型嗎？

You want to get some extensions in there?

你這邊想要再長一點嗎？

Yeah.

好啊。

You wanna get some cute shells.

想要加一些可愛的貝殼嗎？

Shells are nice, I like shells.

貝殼不錯，我喜歡貝殼。

Shells we can do.

綁上加上貝殼我們最拿手了。

Can you do shells on hair that's this short?

我的頭髮這麼短，可以綁上貝殼嗎?

You can get, like, a little thing in the back right here.

你可以綁一個小小的在後面這裡。

That'd be kinda cute, right?

這樣就會很可愛了，對吧？

Like, what about a look like this, like, all, like look, if you were bald, look at this.

如果是剪這樣，剪成光頭，你看一下，覺得如何？